Everything You Always Wanted to Know about Middle School (but were too busy being stuffed in a locker to ask) by Werner Trieschmann

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Productions (8)
Comedy
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25 - 30 minutes
4 f, 1 m, 17 either (9-40 actors possible: 4-39 f, 1-36 m)
Set: Minimal

Welcome to middle school! What's it all about? Helpful narrators Denice and Roman are here to answer your questions. Well, Denice is - but while she is debunking locker-stuffing myths and explaining when the bell rings, Roman is busy investigating cafeteria workers who dress like pirates and other odd secrets. While some of the new middle-schoolers want to know where the bathroom is and what the deal is with P.E., others are mostly concerned with grizzly bear attacks. And does anybody understand what the principal is shouting about under that weird hair during announcements? All will be revealed with plenty of comedy along the way in Everything You Always Wanted to Know about Middle School (but were too busy being stuffed in a locker to ask).

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Play Details

Welcome to middle school! What's it all about? Helpful narrators Denice and Roman are here to answer your questions. Well, Denice is - but while she is debunking locker-stuffing myths and explaining when the bell rings, Roman is busy investigating cafeteria workers who dress like pirates and other odd secrets. While some of the new middle-schoolers want to know where the bathroom is and what the deal is with P.E., others are mostly concerned with grizzly bear attacks. And does anybody understand what the principal is shouting about under that weird hair during announcements? All will be revealed with plenty of comedy along the way in Everything You Always Wanted to Know about Middle School (but were too busy being stuffed in a locker to ask).

  • Comedy
  • |
  • 25 - 30 minutes
  • 4 f, 1 m, 17 either (9-40 actors possible: 4-39 f, 1-36 m)
  • Set: Minimal
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-68069-917-3

Production History

NOV 19, 2021 - NOV 21, 2021
James A Garfield Local Schools
Garrettsville, OH United States
James A Garfield Local Schools Garrettsville, OH United States
AUG 06, 2021 - AUG 06, 2021
Elmwood Franklin School
Buffalo, NY United States
Elmwood Franklin School Buffalo, NY United States
JUL 09, 2021 - JUL 10, 2021
Healthy Community Healthy Youth
New Ulm, MN United States
Healthy Community Healthy Youth New Ulm, MN United States
MAY 28, 2021 - MAY 29, 2021
Southport Middle School
Port St Lucie, FL United States
Southport Middle School Port St Lucie, FL United States
MAY 25, 2021 - MAY 26, 2021
Jefferson Middle School
San Antonio, TX United States
Jefferson Middle School San Antonio, TX United States
MAY 21, 2021 - MAY 21, 2021
Oelwein Middle School
Oelwein, IA United States
Oelwein Middle School Oelwein, IA United States
MAY 14, 2021 - MAY 14, 2021
Tripp Middle School
Turner, ME United States
Tripp Middle School Turner, ME United States
MAR 03, 2021 - MAR 03, 2021
Morgan County Middle School
Madison, GA United States
Morgan County Middle School Madison, GA United States
NOV 19, 2021 - NOV 21, 2021
James A Garfield Local Schools
Garrettsville, OH United States
James A Garfield Local Schools Garrettsville, OH United States
AUG 06, 2021 - AUG 06, 2021
Elmwood Franklin School
Buffalo, NY United States
Elmwood Franklin School Buffalo, NY United States
No professional productions.

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