Everything You Always Wanted to Know about Middle School (but were too busy being stuffed in a locker to ask) by Werner Trieschmann

(10)
Productions (22)
Comedy
|
25 - 30 minutes
4 f, 1 m, 17 either (9-40 actors possible: 4-39 f, 1-36 m)
Set: Minimal

Welcome to middle school! What's it all about? Helpful narrators Denice and Roman are here to answer your questions. Well, Denice is - but while she is debunking locker-stuffing myths and explaining when the bell rings, Roman is busy investigating cafeteria workers who dress like pirates and other odd secrets. While some of the new middle-schoolers want to know where the bathroom is and what the deal is with P.E., others are mostly concerned with grizzly bear attacks. And does anybody understand what the principal is shouting about under that weird hair during announcements? All will be revealed with plenty of comedy along the way in Everything You Always Wanted to Know about Middle School (but were too busy being stuffed in a locker to ask).

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Stage Manager Edition $24.99
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Play Details

Welcome to middle school! What's it all about? Helpful narrators Denice and Roman are here to answer your questions. Well, Denice is - but while she is debunking locker-stuffing myths and explaining when the bell rings, Roman is busy investigating cafeteria workers who dress like pirates and other odd secrets. While some of the new middle-schoolers want to know where the bathroom is and what the deal is with P.E., others are mostly concerned with grizzly bear attacks. And does anybody understand what the principal is shouting about under that weird hair during announcements? All will be revealed with plenty of comedy along the way in Everything You Always Wanted to Know about Middle School (but were too busy being stuffed in a locker to ask).

  • Comedy
  • |
  • 25 - 30 minutes
  • 4 f, 1 m, 17 either (9-40 actors possible: 4-39 f, 1-36 m)
  • Set: Minimal
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-68069-917-3

Production History

DEC 15, 2021 - DEC 15, 2021
Wasatch Jr High
Salt Lake City, UT United States
Wasatch Jr High Salt Lake City, UT United States
DEC 13, 2021 - MAY 18, 2022
Horizon Community Middle School
Aurora, CO United States
Horizon Community Middle School Aurora, CO United States
DEC 09, 2021 - DEC 09, 2021
Jay M. Robinson Middle School
Charlotte, NC United States
Jay M. Robinson Middle School Charlotte, NC United States
DEC 03, 2021 - DEC 04, 2021
Boone Community School District
Boone, IA United States
Boone Community School District Boone, IA United States
DEC 02, 2021 - DEC 02, 2021
Mcintosh middle drama club
Sarasota, FL United States
Mcintosh middle drama club Sarasota, FL United States
NOV 19, 2021 - NOV 21, 2021
Mounds Park Academy
St. Paul, MN United States
Mounds Park Academy St. Paul, MN United States
NOV 19, 2021 - NOV 21, 2021
James A Garfield Local Schools
Garrettsville, OH United States
James A Garfield Local Schools Garrettsville, OH United States
NOV 19, 2021 - NOV 20, 2021
Salem Academy Christian School
Salem, OR United States
Salem Academy Christian School Salem, OR United States
NOV 03, 2021 - NOV 04, 2021
Friendswood Junior High
Friendswood, TX United States
Friendswood Junior High Friendswood, TX United States
NOV 03, 2021 - NOV 04, 2021
Jefferson Middle School
Aurora, IL United States
Jefferson Middle School Aurora, IL United States
NOV 01, 2021 - DEC 20, 2021
Roby CISD
Roby, TX United States
Roby CISD Roby, TX United States
OCT 29, 2021 - NOV 03, 2021
Schrade Middle School
Rowlett, TX United States
Schrade Middle School Rowlett, TX United States
OCT 29, 2021 - OCT 30, 2021
Toledo Christian Schools
Toledo, OH United States
Toledo Christian Schools Toledo, OH United States
OCT 27, 2021 - OCT 28, 2021
Maple Park Middle School
Kansas City, MO United States
Maple Park Middle School Kansas City, MO United States
AUG 06, 2021 - AUG 06, 2021
Elmwood Franklin School
Buffalo, NY United States
Elmwood Franklin School Buffalo, NY United States
JUL 09, 2021 - JUL 10, 2021
Healthy Community Healthy Youth
New Ulm, MN United States
Healthy Community Healthy Youth New Ulm, MN United States
MAY 28, 2021 - MAY 29, 2021
Southport Middle School
Port St Lucie, FL United States
Southport Middle School Port St Lucie, FL United States
MAY 25, 2021 - MAY 26, 2021
Jefferson Middle School
San Antonio, TX United States
Jefferson Middle School San Antonio, TX United States
MAY 21, 2021 - MAY 21, 2021
Oelwein Middle School
Oelwein, IA United States
Oelwein Middle School Oelwein, IA United States
MAY 14, 2021 - MAY 14, 2021
Tripp Middle School
Turner, ME United States
Tripp Middle School Turner, ME United States
APR 08, 2021 - APR 09, 2021
Derby North Middle School
Derby, KS United States
Derby North Middle School Derby, KS United States
MAR 03, 2021 - MAR 03, 2021
Morgan County Middle School
Madison, GA United States
Morgan County Middle School Madison, GA United States
DEC 15, 2021 - DEC 15, 2021
Wasatch Jr High
Salt Lake City, UT United States
Wasatch Jr High Salt Lake City, UT United States
DEC 13, 2021 - MAY 18, 2022
Horizon Community Middle School
Aurora, CO United States
Horizon Community Middle School Aurora, CO United States
DEC 09, 2021 - DEC 09, 2021
Jay M. Robinson Middle School
Charlotte, NC United States
Jay M. Robinson Middle School Charlotte, NC United States
DEC 03, 2021 - DEC 04, 2021
Boone Community School District
Boone, IA United States
Boone Community School District Boone, IA United States
DEC 02, 2021 - DEC 02, 2021
Mcintosh middle drama club
Sarasota, FL United States
Mcintosh middle drama club Sarasota, FL United States
NOV 19, 2021 - NOV 21, 2021
Mounds Park Academy
St. Paul, MN United States
Mounds Park Academy St. Paul, MN United States
NOV 19, 2021 - NOV 21, 2021
James A Garfield Local Schools
Garrettsville, OH United States
James A Garfield Local Schools Garrettsville, OH United States
NOV 19, 2021 - NOV 20, 2021
Salem Academy Christian School
Salem, OR United States
Salem Academy Christian School Salem, OR United States
NOV 03, 2021 - NOV 04, 2021
Friendswood Junior High
Friendswood, TX United States
Friendswood Junior High Friendswood, TX United States
NOV 03, 2021 - NOV 04, 2021
Jefferson Middle School
Aurora, IL United States
Jefferson Middle School Aurora, IL United States
NOV 01, 2021 - DEC 20, 2021
Roby CISD
Roby, TX United States
Roby CISD Roby, TX United States
OCT 29, 2021 - NOV 03, 2021
Schrade Middle School
Rowlett, TX United States
Schrade Middle School Rowlett, TX United States
OCT 29, 2021 - OCT 30, 2021
Toledo Christian Schools
Toledo, OH United States
Toledo Christian Schools Toledo, OH United States
OCT 27, 2021 - OCT 28, 2021
Maple Park Middle School
Kansas City, MO United States
Maple Park Middle School Kansas City, MO United States
No professional productions.

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