It's Not You, It's You by Werner Trieschmann

(4)
Productions (9)
Comedy
|
35 - 45 minutes
9 W, 5 M, 8 Any (14-22 actors possible: 9-17 W, 5-13 M)
Set: Minimal.

Desperately searching for love in all of the wrong people, Bill repeatedly returns to the romantic Red Arrow restaurant to carry out his very un-romantic break-ups. But who can blame him when his string of girlfriends includes a hard-core cat lady, a former pageant winner who won't stop wearing her crown, and an attention-starved Lady Gaga? A hilarious look at the art of dumping a dud.

Pricing Information

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Play Details

Desperately searching for love in all of the wrong people, Bill repeatedly returns to the romantic Red Arrow restaurant to carry out his very un-romantic break-ups. But who can blame him when his string of girlfriends includes a hard-core cat lady, a former pageant winner who won't stop wearing her crown, and an attention-starved Lady Gaga? A hilarious look at the art of dumping a dud.

  • Comedy
  • |
  • 35 - 45 minutes
  • 9 W, 5 M, 8 Any (14-22 actors possible: 9-17 W, 5-13 M)
  • Set: Minimal.
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-62384-397-7

Production History

FEB 25, 2022 - FEB 25, 2022
Grays Creek High School
Hope Mills, NC United States
Grays Creek High School Hope Mills, NC United States
APR 16, 2020 - APR 16, 2020
Shelley High School
SHELLEY, ID United States
Shelley High School SHELLEY, ID United States
MAY 16, 2019 - MAY 17, 2019
Prairie Middle School
Aurora, CO United States
Prairie Middle School Aurora, CO United States
DEC 01, 2016 - DEC 01, 2016
STHS Drama Club
Skidmore, TX United States
STHS Drama Club Skidmore, TX United States
NOV 19, 2015 - NOV 20, 2015
University Laboratory High School
Urbana, IL United States
University Laboratory High School Urbana, IL United States
APR 24, 2014 - APR 24, 2014
Utica High School
Utica, MI United States
Utica High School Utica, MI United States
MAR 01, 2014 - MAR 31, 2014
Narragansett Middle School
Baldwinvlle, MA United States
Narragansett Middle School Baldwinvlle, MA United States
FEB 15, 2014 - FEB 15, 2014
St. James High School
St. James, MN United States
St. James High School St. James, MN United States
SEP 19, 2013 - SEP 22, 2013
Grayslake North Black Box
Grayslake, IL United States
Grayslake North Black Box Grayslake, IL United States
No upcoming productions.
No professional productions.

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