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Alice's Adventures with Poorly Cooked Cafeteria Seafood
Don Zolidis
Between her genius little brother forcing her to play Dungeons and Dragons with his weird friend and scoring detention with the meanest teacher in the school, Alice is having the worst day imaginable. Hoping to get herself sent to the hospital, she eats as much mystery fish as possible from the cafeteria. What follows is a bizarre series of hallucinations that have a suspicious resemblance to another famous Alice story...
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Comedy
40 - 50 minutes
3 W, 3 M, 6 Any (12-22 actors possible: 3-18 W, 3-18 M)
Chicken Bones for the Teenage Soup
Alan Haehnel
Unlike the megapopular book series it parodies, Chicken Bones for the Teenage Soup is a comic ode to pessimism. In a series of short scenes, diverse characters illustrate various sentimental moments from everyday life, only to be repeatedly crushed by sardonic twists of cruel fate.
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Comedy
40 - 60 minutes
29 W, 24 M, 5 Any (10-60 actors possible: 5-45 W, 5-45 M)
The NSA's Guide to Winning Friends and Influencing People
Don Zolidis
Having trouble as the new kid in school? Unlucky in love? Feeling like everyone hates you? You're in luck! Now you can use the National Security Agency's techniques of wiretapping, code-breaking, and data mining to get ahead! There's no time like the present to embrace the surveillance state...because the surveillance state is already embracing you.
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Comedy
40 - 45 minutes
3 W, 3 M, 23 Any (6-29 actors possible: 3-26 W, 3-26 M)
The Very UnMerry Adventures of Robin Hood
Patrick Greene and 1 other
Sherwood Forest is in danger of being destroyed and it's up to Robin and his band of dimwitted Merry Men to save the day. When the Sheriff challenges them to a contest to determine the forest's rightful owner, their skills are put to the test. Unfortunately, archery is only the first round. Robin and his men will also have to win a talent show and a beauty pageant. Will this be the end of Sherwood? Most likely.
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Comedy
30 - 40 minutes
7 W, 8 M, 10 Any (10-30 actors possible: 4-25 W, 5-25 M)
Goldilocks on Trial
Ed Monk
Goldilocks is on trial for breaking and entering. Will she be found guilty and sent to prison, or will the truth come out? It's up to Judge Wallabee and some very silly jurors to decide, after hearing testimony from Goldee, the bickering Three Bears, and surprise witness Merwin the Big Bad Wolf, among others...
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Comedy
45 - 55 minutes
3 W, 4 M, 17 Any (12-24 actors possible: 3-22 W, 2-21 M)