Appropriate Audience Behavior
by Ian McWethy

Productions (16)
  • Comedy
  • 25 - 35 minutes
  • 9 f, 8 m, 3 either (5-20 actors possible: 0-20 f, 0-20 m)
  • Set: Minimal. Rows of chairs. Risers if you have them, but they're not necessary.
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-68069-991-3

Appropriate Audience Behavior
by Ian McWethy

(9)
Productions (16)
  • Comedy
  • 25 - 35 minutes
  • 9 f, 8 m, 3 either (5-20 actors possible: 0-20 f, 0-20 m)
  • Set: Minimal. Rows of chairs. Risers if you have them, but they're not necessary.

Carol and Ashley are expecting a tale of woe as they take their seats to watch Hamlet, but the real tragedy is that they're sitting next to the world's noisiest weirdos. The audience takes the spotlight as everyone from a cough-drop obsessive to a guy watching the play like a football game steals the show from the unseen Shakespearean masterpiece. An outrageously meta comedy that reminds us where the drama belongs--onstage.

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Carol and Ashley are expecting a tale of woe as they take their seats to watch Hamlet, but the real tragedy is that they're sitting next to the world's noisiest weirdos. The audience takes the spotlight as everyone from a cough-drop obsessive to a guy watching the play like a football game steals the show from the unseen Shakespearean masterpiece. An outrageously meta comedy that reminds us where the drama belongs--onstage.

  • Comedy
  • 25 - 35 minutes
  • 9 f, 8 m, 3 either (5-20 actors possible: 0-20 f, 0-20 m)
  • Set: Minimal. Rows of chairs. Risers if you have them, but they're not necessary.
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-68069-991-3

Production History

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Production Group
Location
FEB 05, 2018 - FEB 17, 2018
Grace Lutheran School
Pocatello, ID United States
Grace Lutheran School Pocatello, ID United States
JAN 25, 2018 - JAN 25, 2018
The School at Columbia University
NY, NY United States
The School at Columbia University NY, NY United States
DEC 06, 2017 - DEC 07, 2017
Aberdeen Hall Preparatory School
Kelowna, BC Canada
Aberdeen Hall Preparatory School Kelowna, BC Canada
DEC 04, 2017 - DEC 04, 2017
Colegio Maya
Guatemala, Guatemala
Colegio Maya Guatemala, Guatemala
DEC 01, 2017 - DEC 02, 2017
The Black Box Creatives Youth Theatre Company
Dubbo, NSW Australia
The Black Box Creatives Youth Theatre Company Dubbo, NSW Australia
NOV 17, 2017 - DEC 01, 2017
Horizon Community Middle School
Aurora, CO United States
Horizon Community Middle School Aurora, CO United States
NOV 17, 2017 - NOV 18, 2017
Barrington Community Theatre
Barrington, RI United States
Barrington Community Theatre Barrington, RI United States
NOV 14, 2017 - NOV 16, 2017
University Hill Secondary
Vancouver, BC Canada
University Hill Secondary Vancouver, BC Canada
NOV 11, 2017 - NOV 11, 2017
Crockett Middle School
Irving, TX United States
Crockett Middle School Irving, TX United States
NOV 10, 2017 - NOV 11, 2017
Bedford North Lawrence High School
Bedford, IN United States
Bedford North Lawrence High School Bedford, IN United States
NOV 08, 2017 - NOV 08, 2017
St. Dominic Savio Catholic High School
Austin, TX United States
St. Dominic Savio Catholic High School Austin, TX United States
NOV 07, 2017 - NOV 07, 2017
Terrace Community Drama Class
Thonotosassa, FL United States
Terrace Community Drama Class Thonotosassa, FL United States
OCT 27, 2017 - OCT 28, 2017
Brentwood School
Los Angeles, CA United States
Brentwood School Los Angeles, CA United States
OCT 26, 2017 - NOV 01, 2017
Legacy Christian Academy
San Antonio, TX United States
Legacy Christian Academy San Antonio, TX United States
OCT 20, 2017 - OCT 20, 2017
Catlin Gabel School
Portland, OR United States
Catlin Gabel School Portland, OR United States
OCT 13, 2017 - OCT 14, 2017
Cardington High School
Cardington, OH United States
Cardington High School Cardington, OH United States
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Production Group
Location
FEB 05, 2018 - FEB 17, 2018
Grace Lutheran School
Pocatello, ID United States
Grace Lutheran School Pocatello, ID United States
JAN 25, 2018 - JAN 25, 2018
The School at Columbia University
NY, NY United States
The School at Columbia University NY, NY United States
DEC 06, 2017 - DEC 07, 2017
Aberdeen Hall Preparatory School
Kelowna, BC Canada
Aberdeen Hall Preparatory School Kelowna, BC Canada
DEC 04, 2017 - DEC 04, 2017
Colegio Maya
Guatemala, Guatemala
Colegio Maya Guatemala, Guatemala
DEC 01, 2017 - DEC 02, 2017
The Black Box Creatives Youth Theatre Company
Dubbo, NSW Australia
The Black Box Creatives Youth Theatre Company Dubbo, NSW Australia
NOV 17, 2017 - DEC 01, 2017
Horizon Community Middle School
Aurora, CO United States
Horizon Community Middle School Aurora, CO United States
NOV 17, 2017 - NOV 18, 2017
Barrington Community Theatre
Barrington, RI United States
Barrington Community Theatre Barrington, RI United States
NOV 14, 2017 - NOV 16, 2017
University Hill Secondary
Vancouver, BC Canada
University Hill Secondary Vancouver, BC Canada
NOV 11, 2017 - NOV 11, 2017
Crockett Middle School
Irving, TX United States
Crockett Middle School Irving, TX United States
NOV 10, 2017 - NOV 11, 2017
Bedford North Lawrence High School
Bedford, IN United States
Bedford North Lawrence High School Bedford, IN United States
NOV 08, 2017 - NOV 08, 2017
St. Dominic Savio Catholic High School
Austin, TX United States
St. Dominic Savio Catholic High School Austin, TX United States
NOV 07, 2017 - NOV 07, 2017
Terrace Community Drama Class
Thonotosassa, FL United States
Terrace Community Drama Class Thonotosassa, FL United States
OCT 27, 2017 - OCT 28, 2017
Brentwood School
Los Angeles, CA United States
Brentwood School Los Angeles, CA United States
OCT 26, 2017 - NOV 01, 2017
Legacy Christian Academy
San Antonio, TX United States
Legacy Christian Academy San Antonio, TX United States
OCT 20, 2017 - OCT 20, 2017
Catlin Gabel School
Portland, OR United States
Catlin Gabel School Portland, OR United States
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