Everyone Gets Abducted by Aliens A Cautionary Tale by Marshall Pailet

(38)
Productions (62)
Comedy
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30 - 35 minutes
5 W, 4 M,  (6-60 actors possible: 3-30 W, 3-30 M)
Set: Minimal. A table and some chairs.

The universe is full of questions: Is there life on other planets? Should you be petrified for your Earthly existence? Does everyone get abducted by aliens? This play is full of answers: yes, yes, and that's the title of the show! Join Conspiracy Dan on a cautionary tour through alien-infested scenarios to avoid, such as going towards the light, voting for an alien political candidate, and buying gluten-free ice cream from extraterrestrials. An off-the-wall comedy that's sure to steal your heart . . . and then steal the rest of you away from Planet Earth.

Pricing Information

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Play Details

The universe is full of questions: Is there life on other planets? Should you be petrified for your Earthly existence? Does everyone get abducted by aliens? This play is full of answers: yes, yes, and that's the title of the show! Join Conspiracy Dan on a cautionary tour through alien-infested scenarios to avoid, such as going towards the light, voting for an alien political candidate, and buying gluten-free ice cream from extraterrestrials. An off-the-wall comedy that's sure to steal your heart . . . and then steal the rest of you away from Planet Earth.

  • Comedy
  • |
  • 30 - 35 minutes
  • 5 W, 4 M,  (6-60 actors possible: 3-30 W, 3-30 M)
  • Set: Minimal. A table and some chairs.
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-68069-063-7

Production History

FEB 13, 2025 - MAR 02, 2025
Jay County Civic Theatre
Portland, IN United States
Jay County Civic Theatre Portland, IN United States
DEC 05, 2024 - DEC 05, 2024
Samuel W. Shaw School
Calgary, AB Canada
Samuel W. Shaw School Calgary, AB Canada
JUL 26, 2024 - JUL 26, 2024
MoCo Arts
Keene, NH United States
MoCo Arts Keene, NH United States
JUN 11, 2024 - JUN 11, 2024
University of Regina - Conservatory of Performing Arts
Regina, SK Canada
University of Regina - Conservatory of Performing Arts Regina, SK Canada
JUN 06, 2024 - JUN 06, 2024
Owatonna High School
Owatonna, MN United States
Owatonna High School Owatonna, MN United States
MAY 06, 2024 - MAY 07, 2024
Rothesay Park School
Rothesay, NB Canada
Rothesay Park School Rothesay, NB Canada
APR 23, 2024 - APR 23, 2024
Carmel High School
Carmel, IN United States
Carmel High School Carmel, IN United States
FEB 09, 2024 - FEB 11, 2024
Waukegan High School
Waukegan, IL United States
Waukegan High School Waukegan, IL United States
FEB 01, 2024 - FEB 03, 2024
South County High School
Lorton, VA United States
South County High School Lorton, VA United States
JAN 17, 2024 - JAN 17, 2024
Lakes Middle School
Coeur D'Alene, ID United States
Lakes Middle School Coeur D'Alene, ID United States
APR 27, 2023 - APR 28, 2023
William D Cuts Junior High School
Edson, Alberta, AB Canada
William D Cuts Junior High School Edson, Alberta, AB Canada
FEB 24, 2023 - FEB 25, 2023
Chesterton Middle School
Chesterton, IN United States
Chesterton Middle School Chesterton, IN United States
DEC 01, 2022 - DEC 02, 2022
North Forsyth High School
Winston-Salem, NC United States
North Forsyth High School Winston-Salem, NC United States
NOV 12, 2022 - NOV 13, 2022
Liberty Middle School
Pratt, KS United States
Liberty Middle School Pratt, KS United States
JUL 16, 2022 - JUL 17, 2022
Student club The Cheerful Hamlets
Warszawa, Poland
Student club The Cheerful Hamlets Warszawa, Poland
JUL 01, 2022 - JUL 01, 2022
The MAD* Factory
Oberlin, OH United States
The MAD* Factory Oberlin, OH United States
JUN 07, 2022 - JUN 07, 2022
Newport High School Drama
Newport, OR United States
Newport High School Drama Newport, OR United States
MAY 04, 2022 - JUN 04, 2022
Penrhos College
Perth, Western Australia Australia
Penrhos College Perth, Western Australia Australia
DEC 13, 2021 - DEC 14, 2021
Volunteer High School
Church Hill, TN United States
Volunteer High School Church Hill, TN United States
MAY 12, 2021 - MAY 13, 2021
Mayfield High School School Theatre
Las Cruces, NM United States
Mayfield High School School Theatre Las Cruces, NM United States
MAY 08, 2021 - MAY 09, 2021
Market House Theatre
Paducah, KY United States
Market House Theatre Paducah, KY United States
APR 23, 2021 - APR 23, 2021
Georgetown ISD
Geogetown, TX United States
Georgetown ISD Geogetown, TX United States
FEB 19, 2021 - FEB 19, 2021
The Gregory School
Tucson, AZ United States
The Gregory School Tucson, AZ United States
DEC 04, 2020 - DEC 04, 2020
Canyon Ridge Middle School Theatre Arts
Austin, TX United States
Canyon Ridge Middle School Theatre Arts Austin, TX United States
NOV 16, 2020 - NOV 20, 2020
STHS Drama Club
Skidmore, TX United States
STHS Drama Club Skidmore, TX United States
JUL 10, 2020 - JUL 10, 2020
Topeka Civic Theatre
Topeka, KS United States
Topeka Civic Theatre Topeka, KS United States
MAY 12, 2020 - MAY 12, 2020
University of Regina - Conservatory of Performing Arts
Regina, SK Canada
University of Regina - Conservatory of Performing Arts Regina, SK Canada
JAN 15, 2020 - JAN 17, 2020
MSAD 17
South Paris, ME United States
MSAD 17 South Paris, ME United States
DEC 07, 2019 - DEC 07, 2019
Bishop Chatard High School
Indianapolis, IN United States
Bishop Chatard High School Indianapolis, IN United States
NOV 16, 2019 - NOV 16, 2019
Somerset Academy Silver Palms
Miami, FL United States
Somerset Academy Silver Palms Miami, FL United States
NOV 15, 2019 - NOV 23, 2019
Douglas High School
Minden, NV United States
Douglas High School Minden, NV United States
NOV 15, 2019 - NOV 16, 2019
Shekou International School
Shenzhen, China
Shekou International School Shenzhen, China
NOV 14, 2019 - NOV 15, 2019
Shekou International School
Shenzhen, China
Shekou International School Shenzhen, China
OCT 24, 2019 - OCT 25, 2019
Cliffside Park High School
Cliffside Park, NJ United States
Cliffside Park High School Cliffside Park, NJ United States
JUL 27, 2019 - JUL 28, 2019
Capitol Theater
Burlington, IA United States
Capitol Theater Burlington, IA United States
JUN 14, 2019 - JUN 14, 2019
Music Place Mansfield Fine Arts Conservatory
Mansfield, TX United States
Music Place Mansfield Fine Arts Conservatory Mansfield, TX United States
MAY 09, 2019 - MAY 10, 2019
The Oakridge School
Arlington, TX United States
The Oakridge School Arlington, TX United States
MAY 08, 2019 - MAY 09, 2019
Holy Cross Regional High School
Surrey, BC Canada
Holy Cross Regional High School Surrey, BC Canada
APR 19, 2019 - APR 21, 2019
Avery County Middle School
NEWLAND, NC United States
Avery County Middle School NEWLAND, NC United States
APR 17, 2019 - APR 17, 2019
UMS-Wright Preparatory School
Mobile, AL United States
UMS-Wright Preparatory School Mobile, AL United States
FEB 20, 2019 - FEB 21, 2019
Cunningham Intermediate School
BELOIT, WI United States
Cunningham Intermediate School BELOIT, WI United States
NOV 27, 2018 - NOV 27, 2018
Creekwood Theatre
Kingwood, TX United States
Creekwood Theatre Kingwood, TX United States
NOV 11, 2018 - NOV 13, 2018
Lourdes Central Catholic
Nebraska City, NE United States
Lourdes Central Catholic Nebraska City, NE United States
NOV 08, 2018 - NOV 09, 2018
Belton High School
Belton, TX United States
Belton High School Belton, TX United States
JUN 15, 2018 - JUN 15, 2018
Art Scope
Chickasha, OK United States
Art Scope Chickasha, OK United States
JUN 01, 2018 - JUN 01, 2018
Oilfields High School
Black Diamond, AB Canada
Oilfields High School Black Diamond, AB Canada
MAY 24, 2018 - MAY 26, 2018
Middleboro High School
Middleboro, MA United States
Middleboro High School Middleboro, MA United States
MAY 07, 2018 - MAY 07, 2018
Apollo High School
Owensboro, KY United States
Apollo High School Owensboro, KY United States
MAY 04, 2018 - MAY 04, 2018
Indian Creek Middle School
Mingo Junction, OH United States
Indian Creek Middle School Mingo Junction, OH United States
APR 20, 2018 - APR 20, 2018
Timberview Middle School Theatre
Northlake, TX United States
Timberview Middle School Theatre Northlake, TX United States
MAR 10, 2018 - MAR 10, 2018
Madison Area Memorial High School
Skowhegan, ME United States
Madison Area Memorial High School Skowhegan, ME United States
FEB 27, 2018 - FEB 27, 2018
Eastside Preparatory School
Kirkland, WA United States
Eastside Preparatory School Kirkland, WA United States
JAN 25, 2018 - JAN 25, 2018
Norman County West Speech
Ada, MN United States
Norman County West Speech Ada, MN United States
JAN 11, 2018 - JAN 11, 2018
Great Bend High School
Great Bend, KS United States
Great Bend High School Great Bend, KS United States
DEC 17, 2017 - DEC 17, 2017
Sartartia Middle School
Sugar Land, TX United States
Sartartia Middle School Sugar Land, TX United States
DEC 17, 2017 - DEC 17, 2017
Vista Verde Middle School
Salinas, CA United States
Vista Verde Middle School Salinas, CA United States
DEC 07, 2017 - DEC 08, 2017
Volunteer High School
Church Hill, TN United States
Volunteer High School Church Hill, TN United States
OCT 20, 2017 - OCT 21, 2017
Doral Academy of Nevada - Cactus Campus
Las Vegas, NV United States
Doral Academy of Nevada - Cactus Campus Las Vegas, NV United States
SEP 28, 2017 - SEP 28, 2017
Jewett School of the Arts
Winter Haven, FL United States
Jewett School of the Arts Winter Haven, FL United States
APR 10, 2017 - APR 28, 2017
High Point Academy
Spartanburg, SC United States
High Point Academy Spartanburg, SC United States
MAR 14, 2017 - MAR 14, 2017
Salina High School South
Salina, KS United States
Salina High School South Salina, KS United States
FEB 27, 2017 - FEB 27, 2017
Bexley Theatre Arts
Bexley, OH United States
Bexley Theatre Arts Bexley, OH United States
FEB 13, 2025 - MAR 02, 2025
Jay County Civic Theatre
Portland, IN United States
Jay County Civic Theatre Portland, IN United States
DEC 05, 2024 - DEC 05, 2024
Samuel W. Shaw School
Calgary, AB Canada
Samuel W. Shaw School Calgary, AB Canada
JUL 26, 2024 - JUL 26, 2024
MoCo Arts
Keene, NH United States
MoCo Arts Keene, NH United States
No professional productions.

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