Everyone Gets Eaten by Sharks
A Cautionary Tale
by Marshall Pailet

Productions (38)
  • Comedy
  • 30 - 35 minutes
  • 5 f, 4 m (6-60 actors possible: 3-30 f, 3-30 m)
  • Set: Minimal. A table and some chairs.
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-68069-051-4

Everyone Gets Eaten by Sharks
A Cautionary Tale
by Marshall Pailet

(7)
Productions (38)
  • Comedy
  • 30 - 35 minutes
  • 5 f, 4 m (6-60 actors possible: 3-30 f, 3-30 m)
  • Set: Minimal. A table and some chairs.

FACT: Most people, if not everyone, will eventually be eaten by sharks. But you can postpone the inevitable (and get a great deal on a timeshare!) by joining Adventure Dan on a tour through shark-infested scenarios to avoid, such as kayaking with meat paddles, night-swimming after prom, or genetically engineering sharks for science. Because three things in life are certain: taxes, death, and specifically death by shark. A delightfully madcap comedy you're sure to devour . . . unless it devours you first.

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FACT: Most people, if not everyone, will eventually be eaten by sharks. But you can postpone the inevitable (and get a great deal on a timeshare!) by joining Adventure Dan on a tour through shark-infested scenarios to avoid, such as kayaking with meat paddles, night-swimming after prom, or genetically engineering sharks for science. Because three things in life are certain: taxes, death, and specifically death by shark. A delightfully madcap comedy you're sure to devour . . . unless it devours you first.

  • Comedy
  • 30 - 35 minutes
  • 5 f, 4 m (6-60 actors possible: 3-30 f, 3-30 m)
  • Set: Minimal. A table and some chairs.
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-68069-051-4

Production History

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FEB 02, 2018 - FEB 02, 2018
SHS
Garden Grove, CA United States
SHS Garden Grove, CA United States
JAN 04, 2018 - JAN 12, 2018
Bryan Senior High School
Omaha, NE United States
Bryan Senior High School Omaha, NE United States
DEC 08, 2017 - DEC 09, 2017
Delavan Darien High School
Delavan, WI United States
Delavan Darien High School Delavan, WI United States
DEC 07, 2017 - DEC 08, 2017
J.T. Henley Middle School
Crozet, VA United States
J.T. Henley Middle School Crozet, VA United States
DEC 07, 2017 - DEC 07, 2017
Marana High School
Tucson, AZ United States
Marana High School Tucson, AZ United States
DEC 02, 2017 - DEC 02, 2017
La Salle High School
Union Gap, WA United States
La Salle High School Union Gap, WA United States
NOV 28, 2017 - DEC 01, 2017
Birchmount Middle School Drama
Moncton, NB Canada
Birchmount Middle School Drama Moncton, NB Canada
NOV 27, 2017 - NOV 27, 2017
STHS Drama Club
Skidmore, TX United States
STHS Drama Club Skidmore, TX United States
NOV 17, 2017 - NOV 18, 2017
Lake Minneola High School
Minneola, FL United States
Lake Minneola High School Minneola, FL United States
OCT 31, 2017 - OCT 31, 2017
Lead Hill School DIstrict
Lead Hill, AR United States
Lead Hill School DIstrict Lead Hill, AR United States
SEP 28, 2017 - SEP 29, 2017
North Richland Middle School
NORTH RICHLAND HILLS, TX United States
North Richland Middle School NORTH RICHLAND HILLS, TX United States
SEP 01, 2017 - SEP 02, 2017
Whiteman AFB Force Support Squadron
Whiteman AFB, MO United States
Whiteman AFB Force Support Squadron Whiteman AFB, MO United States
MAY 26, 2017 - MAY 26, 2017
Music Place Mansfield Fine Arts Conservatory
Mansfield, TX United States
Music Place Mansfield Fine Arts Conservatory Mansfield, TX United States
MAY 24, 2017 - MAY 31, 2017
Magnus Theatre
Thunder Bay, ON Canada
Magnus Theatre Thunder Bay, ON Canada
MAY 17, 2017 - MAY 18, 2017
BFA St. Albans High School
St. Albans, VT United States
BFA St. Albans High School St. Albans, VT United States
MAY 16, 2017 - MAY 21, 2017
Southern Rep Theatre
New Orleans, LA United States
Southern Rep Theatre New Orleans, LA United States
MAY 16, 2017 - MAY 16, 2017
STATION CAMP HIGH SCHOOL
GALLATIN, TN United States
STATION CAMP HIGH SCHOOL GALLATIN, TN United States
APR 30, 2017 - APR 30, 2017
Buford High School
Buford, GA United States
Buford High School Buford, GA United States
APR 26, 2017 - APR 26, 2017
Island Pacific Academy
Kapolei, HI United States
Island Pacific Academy Kapolei, HI United States
APR 23, 2017 - APR 23, 2017
Becker College Drama Club
Leicester -, MA United States
Becker College Drama Club Leicester -, MA United States
APR 11, 2017 - APR 11, 2017
Grissom High School Theatre
Huntsville, AL United States
Grissom High School Theatre Huntsville, AL United States
APR 05, 2017 - APR 07, 2017
Aspenview Schools
Athabasca, AB Canada
Aspenview Schools Athabasca, AB Canada
MAR 31, 2017 - APR 01, 2017
Iroquois High School
Elma, NY United States
Iroquois High School Elma, NY United States
MAR 03, 2017 - MAR 04, 2017
Barrington Community Theatre
Barrington, RI United States
Barrington Community Theatre Barrington, RI United States
MAR 01, 2017 - MAR 30, 2017
High Point Academy
Spartanburg, SC United States
High Point Academy Spartanburg, SC United States
FEB 27, 2017 - FEB 27, 2017
Eastside Preparatory School
Kirkland, WA United States
Eastside Preparatory School Kirkland, WA United States
FEB 25, 2017 - FEB 25, 2017
Maplewood Middle School
Menasha, WI United States
Maplewood Middle School Menasha, WI United States
FEB 24, 2017 - FEB 25, 2017
GREENSBURG HIGH SCHOOL
Greensburg, IN United States
GREENSBURG HIGH SCHOOL Greensburg, IN United States
FEB 24, 2017 - FEB 24, 2017
Rabun Gap Nacoochee Middle School
Rabun Gap, GA United States
Rabun Gap Nacoochee Middle School Rabun Gap, GA United States
FEB 23, 2017 - FEB 25, 2017
Salina Central High School
Salina, KS United States
Salina Central High School Salina, KS United States
FEB 17, 2017 - FEB 17, 2017
Matthew Perry High School
FPO AP, AP United States
Matthew Perry High School FPO AP, AP United States
FEB 08, 2017 - FEB 08, 2017
J.E. Lapointe School
Beaumont, AB Canada
J.E. Lapointe School Beaumont, AB Canada
FEB 04, 2017 - FEB 04, 2017
Spearfish High School
Sturgis, SD United States
Spearfish High School Sturgis, SD United States
JAN 24, 2017 - JAN 25, 2017
Spearfish High School
Spearfish, SD United States
Spearfish High School Spearfish, SD United States
JAN 19, 2017 - JAN 19, 2017
Lloyd C Bird High School
Chesterfield, VA United States
Lloyd C Bird High School Chesterfield, VA United States
JAN 13, 2017 - FEB 02, 2017
Cardinal Carter Secondary School
Leamington, ON Canada
Cardinal Carter Secondary School Leamington, ON Canada
JAN 06, 2017 - JAN 07, 2017
McDonough HS
Pomfret, MD United States
McDonough HS Pomfret, MD United States
DEC 09, 2016 - DEC 10, 2016
Heineman Middle School Auditorium
Algonquin, IL United States
Heineman Middle School Auditorium Algonquin, IL United States
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FEB 02, 2018 - FEB 02, 2018
SHS
Garden Grove, CA United States
SHS Garden Grove, CA United States
JAN 04, 2018 - JAN 12, 2018
Bryan Senior High School
Omaha, NE United States
Bryan Senior High School Omaha, NE United States
DEC 08, 2017 - DEC 09, 2017
Delavan Darien High School
Delavan, WI United States
Delavan Darien High School Delavan, WI United States
DEC 07, 2017 - DEC 08, 2017
J.T. Henley Middle School
Crozet, VA United States
J.T. Henley Middle School Crozet, VA United States
DEC 07, 2017 - DEC 07, 2017
Marana High School
Tucson, AZ United States
Marana High School Tucson, AZ United States
DEC 02, 2017 - DEC 02, 2017
La Salle High School
Union Gap, WA United States
La Salle High School Union Gap, WA United States
NOV 28, 2017 - DEC 01, 2017
Birchmount Middle School Drama
Moncton, NB Canada
Birchmount Middle School Drama Moncton, NB Canada
NOV 27, 2017 - NOV 27, 2017
STHS Drama Club
Skidmore, TX United States
STHS Drama Club Skidmore, TX United States
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