Romeo, You Idiot (one-act)

Romeo, You Idiot (one-act)
by Tim Kochenderfer

Productions (116)
  • Comedy
  • 45 - 55 minutes
  • 4 f, 17 m, 3 either (13-30 actors possible: 3-18 f, 10-26 m)
  • Content Notes: Mild adult language
  • Set: Minimal

Romeo, You Idiot (one-act)
by Tim Kochenderfer

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Productions (116)
  • Comedy
  • 45 - 55 minutes
  • 4 f, 17 m, 3 either (13-30 actors possible: 3-18 f, 10-26 m)
  • Content Notes: Mild adult language
  • Set: Minimal

Nothing could come between Romeo and Juliet. Not the most bitter mafia rivalries, nor the itchiest poison ivy, nor even the wooings of an alleged vampire could tear them apart. Yes, the love of Romeo and Juliet could survive anything. Well, except for poison. Romeo, You Idiot is a relentlessly irreverent spoof of Shakespeare's original. (A full-length version of this play is also available.)

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Min. Performance Fee* $45
Standard Edition $9.99
Stage Manager Edition $17.99

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Play Details

Nothing could come between Romeo and Juliet. Not the most bitter mafia rivalries, nor the itchiest poison ivy, nor even the wooings of an alleged vampire could tear them apart. Yes, the love of Romeo and Juliet could survive anything. Well, except for poison. Romeo, You Idiot is a relentlessly irreverent spoof of Shakespeare's original. (A full-length version of this play is also available.)

  • Comedy
  • 45 - 55 minutes
  • 4 f, 17 m, 3 either (13-30 actors possible: 3-18 f, 10-26 m)
  • Content Notes: Mild adult language
  • Set: Minimal

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OCT 20, 2017 - OCT 21, 2017
Gulf Middle School
New Port Richey, FL United States
Gulf Middle School New Port Richey, FL United States
NOV 28, 2016 - NOV 28, 2016
Minatare High School
Minatare, NE United States
Minatare High School Minatare, NE United States
JUN 06, 2016 - JUN 06, 2016
Dana Brown Mainstage Theater
Longview, WA United States
Dana Brown Mainstage Theater Longview, WA United States
FEB 12, 2016 - FEB 14, 2016
The Stage Company
Poplar Bluff, MO United States
The Stage Company Poplar Bluff, MO United States
DEC 03, 2015 - DEC 05, 2015
Woodbridge Middle School
Woodbridge, VA United States
Woodbridge Middle School Woodbridge, VA United States
NOV 13, 2015 - DEC 05, 2015
Alliance High School Drama
Alliance, NE United States
Alliance High School Drama Alliance, NE United States
NOV 02, 2015 - NOV 30, 2015
Johnson Ferry Christian Academy
Marietta, GA United States
Johnson Ferry Christian Academy Marietta, GA United States
MAY 07, 2015 - MAY 07, 2015
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Missouri City, TX United States
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APR 17, 2015 - APR 19, 2015
Reading Drama Club
Reading, MI United States
Reading Drama Club Reading, MI United States
NOV 24, 2014 - NOV 26, 2014
International School Of Ho Chi Minh
HCMC, Vietnam
International School Of Ho Chi Minh HCMC, Vietnam
NOV 20, 2014 - NOV 20, 2014
Saluda Trail Middle School
Rock Hill, SC United States
Saluda Trail Middle School Rock Hill, SC United States
MAY 14, 2014 - MAY 14, 2014
Marshwood High School
South Berwick, ME United States
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APR 10, 2014 - APR 12, 2014
Gilbert High School
Gilbert, AZ United States
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MAR 13, 2014 - MAR 15, 2014
Timberland High School
Wentzville, MO United States
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MAR 07, 2014 - MAR 07, 2014
Receiving Dept - High School
Lagrangeville, NY United States
Receiving Dept - High School Lagrangeville, NY United States
DEC 12, 2013 - DEC 17, 2013
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Mount Pleasant, SC United States
Wando High School Mount Pleasant, SC United States
NOV 09, 2013 - NOV 20, 2013
Rodney Thompson Middle School
Herndon , VA United States
Rodney Thompson Middle School Herndon , VA United States
MAY 30, 2013 - MAY 30, 2013
Dana Brown Mainstage Theater
Longview, WA United States
Dana Brown Mainstage Theater Longview, WA United States
JAN 12, 2013 - JAN 12, 2013
East Davidson
Thomasville, NC United States
East Davidson Thomasville, NC United States
NOV 01, 2012 - NOV 30, 2012
Hartington Public Schools
Hartington, NE United States
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MAY 19, 2012 - MAY 19, 2012
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Roseburg, OR United States
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MAY 14, 2012 - MAY 14, 2012
Skidmore Tynan High School Drama Club
Skidmore, TX United States
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MAY 04, 2012 - MAY 04, 2012
The Lovett School
Atlanta, GA United States
The Lovett School Atlanta, GA United States
FEB 16, 2012 - FEB 16, 2012
Pioneer Heritage Middle School
Frisco, TX United States
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NOV 13, 2011 - NOV 29, 2011
Hartington Public Schools
Hartington, NE United States
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NOV 13, 2011 - NOV 15, 2011
Great Bend High School
Great Bend, KS United States
Great Bend High School Great Bend, KS United States
MAY 11, 2011 - MAY 11, 2011
Rodney Thompson Middle School Cafetorium
Stafford, VA United States
Rodney Thompson Middle School Cafetorium Stafford, VA United States
MAY 06, 2011 - MAY 06, 2011
Caldwell Parish High School Speech Squad
Columbia, LA United States
Caldwell Parish High School Speech Squad Columbia, LA United States
MAY 05, 2011 - MAY 06, 2011
Western Nebraska Community College
Scottsbluff, NE United States
Western Nebraska Community College Scottsbluff, NE United States
MAY 05, 2011 - MAY 05, 2011
Logan High School
Logan, WV United States
Logan High School Logan, WV United States
FEB 12, 2011 - FEB 12, 2011
Fairfield Performing Arts Center
Fairfield, OH United States
Fairfield Performing Arts Center Fairfield, OH United States
DEC 16, 2010 - DEC 16, 2010
Wando High School
Mount Pleasant, SC United States
Wando High School Mount Pleasant, SC United States
OCT 09, 2010 - OCT 09, 2010
Guthrie High School Drama
Guthrie, OK United States
Guthrie High School Drama Guthrie, OK United States
JUL 04, 2010 - JUL 17, 2010
Cascade Community Theater
Duvall, WA United States
Cascade Community Theater Duvall, WA United States
JUN 08, 2010 - JUN 08, 2010
Dana Brown Mainstage Theatre
Longview, WA United States
Dana Brown Mainstage Theatre Longview, WA United States
JUN 04, 2010 - JUN 05, 2010
Dubai Community Theatre And Art Centre (DUCTAC)
DUBAI, United Arab Emirates
Dubai Community Theatre And Art Centre (DUCTAC) DUBAI, United Arab Emirates
MAY 01, 2010 - MAY 02, 2010
Hartnell College Theatre Arts
Salinas, CA United States
Hartnell College Theatre Arts Salinas, CA United States
APR 30, 2010 - MAY 01, 2010
Cleburne County High School
Heflin, AL United States
Cleburne County High School Heflin, AL United States
APR 23, 2010 - APR 23, 2010
Andalusia High School
Andalusia, AL United States
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APR 21, 2010 - APR 23, 2010
St. Patrick's High School
Quebec, QC Canada
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MAR 19, 2010 - MAR 20, 2010
Gadsden High School
Anthony, NM United States
Gadsden High School Anthony, NM United States
DEC 11, 2009 - DEC 11, 2009
Alliance High School Drama
Alliance, NE United States
Alliance High School Drama Alliance, NE United States
NOV 12, 2009 - DEC 05, 2009
Alliance High School Drama
Alliance, NE United States
Alliance High School Drama Alliance, NE United States
MAY 22, 2009 - MAY 22, 2009
Watauga High School
Boone, NC United States
Watauga High School Boone, NC United States
APR 24, 2009 - APR 24, 2009
Greenbrier High School
Evans, GA United States
Greenbrier High School Evans, GA United States
MAR 25, 2009 - APR 02, 2009
Rainbow District School Board
Sudbury, ON Canada
Rainbow District School Board Sudbury, ON Canada
MAR 15, 2009 - MAR 15, 2009
Hazen Union School
Hardwick, VT United States
Hazen Union School Hardwick, VT United States
JAN 29, 2009 - JAN 29, 2009
Lake Mary High School
Orlando, FL United States
Lake Mary High School Orlando, FL United States
SEP 20, 2008 - SEP 20, 2008
Edmonson County High School
Brownsville, KY United States
Edmonson County High School Brownsville, KY United States
JUN 11, 2008 - JUN 11, 2008
Louis Armstrong Middle School
East Elmhurst, NY United States
Louis Armstrong Middle School East Elmhurst, NY United States
MAY 08, 2008 - MAY 08, 2008
Shea Middle School
Phoenix, AZ United States
Shea Middle School Phoenix, AZ United States
MAY 01, 2008 - MAY 02, 2008
Traverse City West Junior High
Traverse City, MI United States
Traverse City West Junior High Traverse City, MI United States
APR 22, 2008 - APR 24, 2008
Central Florida Community College
Ocala, FL United States
Central Florida Community College Ocala, FL United States
MAR 01, 2008 - MAR 31, 2008
Overhills Middle School
Spring Lake, NC United States
Overhills Middle School Spring Lake, NC United States
FEB 14, 2008 - FEB 16, 2008
Solon High School Drama Club
Solon, OH United States
Solon High School Drama Club Solon, OH United States
FEB 14, 2008 - FEB 22, 2008
Pioneer Heritage Middle School
Frisco, TX United States
Pioneer Heritage Middle School Frisco, TX United States
JAN 08, 2008 - JAN 08, 2008
Wando High School Black Box
Mount Pleasant, SC United States
Wando High School Black Box Mount Pleasant, SC United States
JAN 03, 2008 - JAN 04, 2008
Horace Mann High School
North Fond Du Lac, WI United States
Horace Mann High School North Fond Du Lac, WI United States
NOV 15, 2007 - NOV 26, 2007
Newcastle School
Newcastle, NE United States
Newcastle School Newcastle, NE United States
MAY 22, 2007 - MAY 22, 2007
Watauga High School
Boone, NC United States
Watauga High School Boone, NC United States
MAY 21, 2007 - MAY 23, 2007
J.T. Henley Middle School
Crozet, VA United States
J.T. Henley Middle School Crozet, VA United States
MAY 18, 2007 - MAY 19, 2007
Shea Middle School Theater
Phoenix, AZ United States
Shea Middle School Theater Phoenix, AZ United States
MAY 04, 2007 - MAY 04, 2007
Fletcher High School
Jacksonville, FL United States
Fletcher High School Jacksonville, FL United States
APR 21, 2007 - APR 21, 2007
CB Productions
Roseville, MN United States
CB Productions Roseville, MN United States
APR 01, 2007 - APR 01, 2007
Roman Catholic High School
Philadelphia, PA United States
Roman Catholic High School Philadelphia, PA United States
MAR 30, 2007 - APR 01, 2007
Roman Catholic High School
Philadelphia, PA United States
Roman Catholic High School Philadelphia, PA United States
FEB 22, 2007 - FEB 24, 2007
Leavitt Middle School Drama Club
Las Vegas, NV United States
Leavitt Middle School Drama Club Las Vegas, NV United States
JAN 07, 2007 - JAN 07, 2007
Sudbury Secondary School
Sudbury, ON Canada
Sudbury Secondary School Sudbury, ON Canada
JAN 01, 2007 - JAN 01, 2007
Roland-Story High School
Story City, IA United States
Roland-Story High School Story City, IA United States
DEC 04, 2006 - DEC 04, 2006
Moline High School
Moline, IL United States
Moline High School Moline, IL United States
DEC 01, 2006 - DEC 02, 2006
River Ridge Middle School
Temple Terrace, FL United States
River Ridge Middle School Temple Terrace, FL United States
DEC 01, 2006 - MAY 31, 2007
Amphitheater Schools Warehouse
Tucson, AZ United States
Amphitheater Schools Warehouse Tucson, AZ United States
NOV 21, 2006 - NOV 29, 2006
Maxwell High School
Maxwell, NE United States
Maxwell High School Maxwell, NE United States
NOV 02, 2006 - NOV 04, 2006
Oak Mountain High School
Birmingham, AL United States
Oak Mountain High School Birmingham, AL United States
OCT 22, 2006 - OCT 25, 2006
Sullivan North High School
Kingsport, TN United States
Sullivan North High School Kingsport, TN United States
SEP 08, 2006 - SEP 08, 2006
DeLand High School
DeLand, FL United States
DeLand High School DeLand, FL United States
AUG 12, 2006 - AUG 20, 2006
Black Sheep Theater Coalition
Rochester, NY United States
Black Sheep Theater Coalition Rochester, NY United States
JUN 05, 2006 - JUN 06, 2006
Shea Middle School Theater
Phoenix, AZ United States
Shea Middle School Theater Phoenix, AZ United States
MAY 30, 2006 - MAY 30, 2006
Enka High School
Candler, NC United States
Enka High School Candler, NC United States
MAR 10, 2006 - MAR 11, 2006
Cannon Valley Lutheran High School
Morristown, MN United States
Cannon Valley Lutheran High School Morristown, MN United States
MAR 02, 2006 - MAR 04, 2006
Woodcreek High School
Roseville, CA United States
Woodcreek High School Roseville, CA United States
FEB 02, 2006 - FEB 03, 2006
Sterling High School
Sterling, KS United States
Sterling High School Sterling, KS United States
JAN 01, 2006 - FEB 01, 2006
Greenbriar Middle School
Parma, OH United States
Greenbriar Middle School Parma, OH United States
DEC 02, 2005 - DEC 03, 2005
Buddy Taylor Middle School
Palm Coast, FL United States
Buddy Taylor Middle School Palm Coast, FL United States
NOV 28, 2005 - DEC 31, 2005
West Jefferson Middle School
Conifer, CO United States
West Jefferson Middle School Conifer, CO United States
NOV 22, 2005 - NOV 30, 2005
Laurel-Concord Schools
Wisner, Ne/ Tildern, Ne, NE United States
Laurel-Concord Schools Wisner, Ne/ Tildern, Ne, NE United States
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Edwardsville High School
Glen Carbon, IL United States
Edwardsville High School Glen Carbon, IL United States
MAY 26, 2005 - MAY 27, 2005
Shea Middle School
Phoenix, AZ United States
Shea Middle School Phoenix, AZ United States
MAY 25, 2005 - MAY 26, 2005
American School Of Dubai
Dubai, United Arab Emirates
American School Of Dubai Dubai, United Arab Emirates
MAY 06, 2005 - MAY 07, 2005
East Davidson High School
Thomasville, NC United States
East Davidson High School Thomasville, NC United States
MAY 05, 2005 - MAY 06, 2005
Marple Newtown Senior High School
Newtown Square, PA United States
Marple Newtown Senior High School Newtown Square, PA United States
APR 28, 2005 - APR 29, 2005
Pittsburg High Thespians
Pittsburg, CA United States
Pittsburg High Thespians Pittsburg, CA United States
MAR 17, 2005 - MAR 18, 2005
Globe High School
Globe, AZ United States
Globe High School Globe, AZ United States
MAR 11, 2005 - MAR 12, 2005
Kirksville High School
Kirksville, MO United States
Kirksville High School Kirksville, MO United States
JAN 27, 2005 - JAN 28, 2005
Del Sol High School
LAS VEGAS, NV United States
Del Sol High School LAS VEGAS, NV United States
JAN 20, 2005 - JAN 20, 2005
San Dieguito Union High School District
Solana Beach, CA United States
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JAN 11, 2005 - JAN 11, 2005
Souderton Area High School
Souderton, PA United States
Souderton Area High School Souderton, PA United States
JAN 07, 2005 - JAN 07, 2005
Thomas Harrison Middle School
Harrisonburg, VA United States
Thomas Harrison Middle School Harrisonburg, VA United States
DEC 03, 2004 - DEC 09, 2004
Gretna High School
Elkhorn, Gretna, Kearney, NE United States
Gretna High School Elkhorn, Gretna, Kearney, NE United States
DEC 03, 2004 - DEC 04, 2004
East High School
Sioux City, IA United States
East High School Sioux City, IA United States
MAY 27, 2004 - MAY 27, 2004
Cheshire Academy Middle School
Cheshire, CT United States
Cheshire Academy Middle School Cheshire, CT United States
MAY 21, 2004 - MAY 22, 2004
Paducah Tilghman Drama Department
Paducah, KY United States
Paducah Tilghman Drama Department Paducah, KY United States
MAY 19, 2004 - MAY 19, 2004
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Phoenix, AZ United States
Shea Middle School Phoenix, AZ United States
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Rolla Junior High
Rolla, MO United States
Rolla Junior High Rolla, MO United States
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Birmingham, AL United States
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Marion, NC United States
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Overton, NV United States
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Bradford District High School
Bradford, ON Canada
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Bradford, PA United States
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Martin, KY United States
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Mount Pleasant, SC United States
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Moraga, CA United States
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JAN 15, 2004 - JAN 15, 2004
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Henderson, NV United States
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Barrington, RI United States
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Frisco, TX United States
Wester Middle School Frisco, TX United States
OCT 18, 2003 - OCT 19, 2003
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MONTGOMERY, AL United States
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