Romeo, You Idiot (full-length)

Romeo, You Idiot (full-length)
by Tim Kochenderfer

Productions (117)
  • Comedy
  • 70 - 90 minutes
  • 4 f, 17 m, 4 either (13-30 actors possible: 3-18 f, 10-26 m)
  • Set: Minimal

Romeo, You Idiot (full-length)
by Tim Kochenderfer

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Productions (117)
  • Comedy
  • 70 - 90 minutes
  • 4 f, 17 m, 4 either (13-30 actors possible: 3-18 f, 10-26 m)
  • Set: Minimal

Nothing could come between Romeo and Juliet. Not the most bitter mafia rivalries, nor the itchiest poison ivy, nor even the wooings of an alleged vampire could tear them apart. Yes, the love of Romeo and Juliet could survive anything. Well, except for poison. Romeo, You Idiot is a relentlessly irreverent spoof of Shakespeare's original. (A one-act version of this play is also available.)

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Min. Performance Fee* $80
Standard Edition $9.99
Stage Manager Edition $18.99

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Play Details

Nothing could come between Romeo and Juliet. Not the most bitter mafia rivalries, nor the itchiest poison ivy, nor even the wooings of an alleged vampire could tear them apart. Yes, the love of Romeo and Juliet could survive anything. Well, except for poison. Romeo, You Idiot is a relentlessly irreverent spoof of Shakespeare's original. (A one-act version of this play is also available.)

  • Comedy
  • 70 - 90 minutes
  • 4 f, 17 m, 4 either (13-30 actors possible: 3-18 f, 10-26 m)
  • Set: Minimal

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DEC 01, 2017 - DEC 09, 2017
O'Callaghan Middle School
Las Vegas, NV United States
O'Callaghan Middle School Las Vegas, NV United States
NOV 16, 2017 - NOV 18, 2017
WHATCOM COMMUNITY COLLEGE
BELLINGHAM, WA United States
WHATCOM COMMUNITY COLLEGE BELLINGHAM, WA United States
NOV 12, 2017 - NOV 18, 2017
Boston University Shakespeare Society
Boston, MA United States
Boston University Shakespeare Society Boston, MA United States
APR 07, 2017 - APR 08, 2017
Maryville High School
Maryville, TN United States
Maryville High School Maryville, TN United States
FEB 25, 2017 - FEB 26, 2017
Worcester Students' Union
Worcester, United Kingdom
Worcester Students' Union Worcester, United Kingdom
NOV 18, 2016 - NOV 19, 2016
James C. Enochs High School
Modesto, CA United States
James C. Enochs High School Modesto, CA United States
OCT 28, 2016 - OCT 29, 2016
Fletcher High School Auditorium
Jacksonville, FL United States
Fletcher High School Auditorium Jacksonville, FL United States
MAR 01, 2016 - MAR 01, 2016
Roach Middle School
Frisco, TX United States
Roach Middle School Frisco, TX United States
NOV 18, 2015 - NOV 21, 2015
West High School
Torrance, CA United States
West High School Torrance, CA United States
OCT 01, 2015 - OCT 02, 2015
Thornton High School
Thornton, CO United States
Thornton High School Thornton, CO United States
MAY 15, 2015 - MAY 17, 2015
Berlin High School Drama Club
Berlin, CT United States
Berlin High School Drama Club Berlin, CT United States
APR 29, 2015 - MAY 01, 2015
Seaquam Secondary
Delta, BC Canada
Seaquam Secondary Delta, BC Canada
APR 24, 2015 - APR 24, 2015
Science Hill High School Showstoppers
Johnson City, TN United States
Science Hill High School Showstoppers Johnson City, TN United States
FEB 13, 2015 - FEB 14, 2015
Fountain Community Theater
Fountain, CO United States
Fountain Community Theater Fountain, CO United States
DEC 04, 2014 - DEC 05, 2014
John Bowne High School
Flushing, NY United States
John Bowne High School Flushing, NY United States
NOV 11, 2014 - NOV 11, 2014
Woodvale Secondary College
Perth, WA Australia
Woodvale Secondary College Perth, WA Australia
APR 23, 2014 - APR 25, 2014
Sir Charles Tupper Secondary
Vancouver, BC Canada
Sir Charles Tupper Secondary Vancouver, BC Canada
MAR 26, 2014 - MAR 26, 2014
International School of Helsinki
Helsinki, Finland
International School of Helsinki Helsinki, Finland
DEC 13, 2013 - DEC 15, 2013
Gaithersburg Middle School
Gaithersburg, MD United States
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NOV 14, 2013 - NOV 16, 2013
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Fair Haven, MI United States
Anchor Bay High School Fair Haven, MI United States
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River Valley High School Auditorium
Mohave Valley, AZ United States
River Valley High School Auditorium Mohave Valley, AZ United States
NOV 08, 2013 - NOV 08, 2013
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Valley, AL United States
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MAY 23, 2013 - MAY 24, 2013
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Caruthers, CA United States
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Burbank, CA United States
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MAR 26, 2013 - MAR 27, 2013
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Tempe, AZ United States
Corona Del Sol High School Tempe, AZ United States
FEB 28, 2013 - FEB 28, 2013
Kamehameha Schools Hawaii
Keaau, HI United States
Kamehameha Schools Hawaii Keaau, HI United States
DEC 13, 2012 - DEC 13, 2012
Lincoln High School
Shinnston, WV United States
Lincoln High School Shinnston, WV United States
NOV 15, 2012 - NOV 17, 2012
Torrance High School
Torrance, CA United States
Torrance High School Torrance, CA United States
NOV 09, 2012 - NOV 18, 2012
Valley Catholic High School
Beaverton, OR United States
Valley Catholic High School Beaverton, OR United States
OCT 31, 2012 - NOV 01, 2012
Youngker High School
Buckeye, AZ United States
Youngker High School Buckeye, AZ United States
SEP 28, 2012 - SEP 29, 2012
Fletcher High School
Jacksonville, FL United States
Fletcher High School Jacksonville, FL United States
MAY 14, 2012 - MAY 14, 2012
Stratford Hall IB World School
Vancouver, BC Canada
Stratford Hall IB World School Vancouver, BC Canada
APR 25, 2012 - APR 26, 2012
Huxlow Science College
WELLINGBOROUGH, United Kingdom
Huxlow Science College WELLINGBOROUGH, United Kingdom
APR 15, 2012 - MAY 30, 2012
Glenview Senior P.S.
Toronto, ON Canada
Glenview Senior P.S. Toronto, ON Canada
JAN 26, 2012 - JAN 27, 2012
American International School Of Bucharest
Judet Ilfov, Romania
American International School Of Bucharest Judet Ilfov, Romania
JAN 19, 2012 - JAN 21, 2012
Penns Valley Area Junior - Senior High School
Spring Mills, PA United States
Penns Valley Area Junior - Senior High School Spring Mills, PA United States
NOV 18, 2011 - NOV 19, 2011
Plainfield North High School
Plainfield, IL United States
Plainfield North High School Plainfield, IL United States
APR 30, 2011 - APR 30, 2011
Axtell Community School
Axtell, NE United States
Axtell Community School Axtell, NE United States
MAY 14, 2010 - MAY 14, 2010
Early College High School
Kinston, NC United States
Early College High School Kinston, NC United States
MAY 06, 2010 - MAY 08, 2010
D'Iberville High School
Biloxi, MS United States
D'Iberville High School Biloxi, MS United States
JAN 22, 2010 - JAN 23, 2010
West Aurora High School
Aurora, IL United States
West Aurora High School Aurora, IL United States
JAN 13, 2010 - JAN 15, 2010
North Delta Secondary School
Delta, BC Canada
North Delta Secondary School Delta, BC Canada
DEC 04, 2009 - DEC 05, 2009
Trinity College Jesters
Hartford, CT United States
Trinity College Jesters Hartford, CT United States
OCT 29, 2009 - NOV 01, 2009
Kaufman High School
Kaufman, TX United States
Kaufman High School Kaufman, TX United States
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Paoli High School
Paoli, IN United States
Paoli High School Paoli, IN United States
MAY 15, 2009 - MAY 16, 2009
Forks High School Commons
Forks, WA United States
Forks High School Commons Forks, WA United States
MAY 07, 2009 - MAY 09, 2009
Skyview Drama
Billings, MT United States
Skyview Drama Billings, MT United States
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Litchivlle-marion School
Litchville, ND United States
Litchivlle-marion School Litchville, ND United States
MAR 13, 2009 - MAR 16, 2009
RBS High School
Red Boiling Springs, TN United States
RBS High School Red Boiling Springs, TN United States
FEB 26, 2009 - FEB 28, 2009
Washington Community High School
Washington, IL United States
Washington Community High School Washington, IL United States
JAN 09, 2009 - JAN 10, 2009
Hilltop High School
Whitecourt, AB Canada
Hilltop High School Whitecourt, AB Canada
NOV 20, 2008 - NOV 21, 2008
North Miami Senior Drama Club
Hialeah, FL United States
North Miami Senior Drama Club Hialeah, FL United States
NOV 08, 2008 - NOV 09, 2008
Maryville High School
Maryville, TN United States
Maryville High School Maryville, TN United States
OCT 23, 2008 - OCT 23, 2008
Jack Britt High School
Fayetteville, NC United States
Jack Britt High School Fayetteville, NC United States
JUN 29, 2008 - JUN 30, 2008
Godinez High School
Santa Ana, CA United States
Godinez High School Santa Ana, CA United States
MAY 10, 2008 - MAY 10, 2008
St. Stephen's Church
Olds, AB Canada
St. Stephen's Church Olds, AB Canada
MAY 01, 2008 - MAY 01, 2008
Sands Secondary
Delta, BC Canada
Sands Secondary Delta, BC Canada
APR 29, 2008 - APR 30, 2008
Sands Secondary
Delta, BC Canada
Sands Secondary Delta, BC Canada
APR 18, 2008 - APR 20, 2008
Henryville High School Drama Club
Henryville, IN United States
Henryville High School Drama Club Henryville, IN United States
APR 15, 2008 - APR 17, 2008
River Valley High School
Mohave Valley, AZ United States
River Valley High School Mohave Valley, AZ United States
APR 12, 2008 - APR 13, 2008
NAACP Fine Arts Group
Edwardsville, IL United States
NAACP Fine Arts Group Edwardsville, IL United States
APR 11, 2008 - APR 19, 2008
Enochs High School
Modesto, CA United States
Enochs High School Modesto, CA United States
APR 10, 2008 - APR 12, 2008
Timberland High School
Wentzville, MO United States
Timberland High School Wentzville, MO United States
DEC 13, 2007 - DEC 13, 2007
Rhyn Park School And Performing Arts College
Nr Shrewsbury, United Kingdom
Rhyn Park School And Performing Arts College Nr Shrewsbury, United Kingdom
NOV 02, 2007 - NOV 04, 2007
Roncalli Catholic High School
Omaha, NE United States
Roncalli Catholic High School Omaha, NE United States
SEP 01, 2007 - SEP 30, 2007
Middlebury Union High School
Middlebury, VT United States
Middlebury Union High School Middlebury, VT United States
MAY 25, 2007 - MAY 26, 2007
Century High Drama
Santa Anna, CA United States
Century High Drama Santa Anna, CA United States
MAY 20, 2007 - MAY 20, 2007
Santa Rosa Charter School
Santa Rosa, CA United States
Santa Rosa Charter School Santa Rosa, CA United States
MAY 18, 2007 - MAY 20, 2007
Pied Piper Studio Theatre
Salem, IN United States
Pied Piper Studio Theatre Salem, IN United States
MAY 12, 2007 - MAY 12, 2007
Florence School
Florence, SD United States
Florence School Florence, SD United States
MAY 09, 2007 - MAY 11, 2007
Maroon & Gold Theatre
Las Cruces, NM United States
Maroon & Gold Theatre Las Cruces, NM United States
APR 26, 2007 - APR 27, 2007
John Metcalf Junior High School Gymnasium
Burnsville, MN United States
John Metcalf Junior High School Gymnasium Burnsville, MN United States
APR 20, 2007 - APR 21, 2007
Tomah Area School District
Tomah, WI United States
Tomah Area School District Tomah, WI United States
APR 19, 2007 - APR 21, 2007
Science Hill High School
Johnson City, TN United States
Science Hill High School Johnson City, TN United States
APR 01, 2007 - APR 29, 2007
Shakespeare Drama Club HS
Fountain Hills, AZ United States
Shakespeare Drama Club HS Fountain Hills, AZ United States
FEB 01, 2007 - FEB 02, 2007
Forest Broman Theatre
Caracas, Venezuela
Forest Broman Theatre Caracas, Venezuela
NOV 15, 2006 - NOV 18, 2006
West High School
Torrance, CA United States
West High School Torrance, CA United States
NOV 09, 2006 - NOV 11, 2006
Darrington High School
Arlington, WA United States
Darrington High School Arlington, WA United States
MAY 31, 2006 - MAY 31, 2006
Rocky View School Division No 41
Crossfield, AB Canada
Rocky View School Division No 41 Crossfield, AB Canada
MAY 18, 2006 - MAY 19, 2006
Anaheim High School
Anaheim, CA United States
Anaheim High School Anaheim, CA United States
MAY 09, 2006 - MAY 09, 2006
Greenbrier High School
Greenbrier, TN United States
Greenbrier High School Greenbrier, TN United States
APR 28, 2006 - APR 30, 2006
West Craven High School
Vanceboro, NC United States
West Craven High School Vanceboro, NC United States
MAR 31, 2006 - APR 01, 2006
Yorkville High School
Yorkville, IL United States
Yorkville High School Yorkville, IL United States
MAR 07, 2006 - MAR 09, 2006
Sir Charles Tupper
Vancouver, BC Canada
Sir Charles Tupper Vancouver, BC Canada
NOV 18, 2005 - NOV 19, 2005
South San Francisco High School Drama Department
South San Francisco, CA United States
South San Francisco High School Drama Department South San Francisco, CA United States
NOV 11, 2005 - NOV 12, 2005
Royalton High School
Royalton, MN United States
Royalton High School Royalton, MN United States
NOV 03, 2005 - NOV 05, 2005
Clover High School
Clover, SC United States
Clover High School Clover, SC United States
NOV 02, 2005 - NOV 04, 2005
Melba High School
Melba, ACT Australia
Melba High School Melba, ACT Australia
AUG 02, 2005 - AUG 15, 2005
Stivers School For The Arts
Edinburgh, United Kingdom
Stivers School For The Arts Edinburgh, United Kingdom
JUN 01, 2005 - JUL 01, 2005
Pasco High School
Dade City, FL United States
Pasco High School Dade City, FL United States
MAY 16, 2005 - MAY 17, 2005
Northgate High School Drama Club
Pittsburgh, PA United States
Northgate High School Drama Club Pittsburgh, PA United States
MAY 13, 2005 - MAY 13, 2005
Tipton High School
Tipton, OK United States
Tipton High School Tipton, OK United States
MAY 12, 2005 - MAY 13, 2005
Willow Hill School
Sudbury, MA United States
Willow Hill School Sudbury, MA United States
APR 28, 2005 - APR 30, 2005
Southern New Hampshire University
Manchester, NH United States
Southern New Hampshire University Manchester, NH United States
APR 13, 2005 - APR 15, 2005
Thompson Middle School
Stafford, VA United States
Thompson Middle School Stafford, VA United States
MAR 31, 2005 - APR 01, 2005
New International School Thailand
Bangkok, Thailand
New International School Thailand Bangkok, Thailand
MAR 31, 2005 - APR 02, 2005
RISD/UTLEY Freshman Center
Rockwall, TX United States
RISD/UTLEY Freshman Center Rockwall, TX United States
MAR 31, 2005 - APR 02, 2005
Torrance High School
Torrance, CA United States
Torrance High School Torrance, CA United States
MAR 18, 2005 - MAR 19, 2005
Stivers School For The Arts
Dayton, OH United States
Stivers School For The Arts Dayton, OH United States
MAR 10, 2005 - MAR 11, 2005
DuBois Area MiddleSchool
DuBois, PA United States
DuBois Area MiddleSchool DuBois, PA United States
MAR 09, 2005 - MAR 12, 2005
The Community College Of Baltimore County, Essex Campus, Masque Student Theatre
Baltimore, MD United States
The Community College Of Baltimore County, Essex Campus, Masque Student Theatre Baltimore, MD United States
FEB 24, 2005 - FEB 27, 2005
Pine River High School Theatre
LeRoy, MI United States
Pine River High School Theatre LeRoy, MI United States
FEB 23, 2005 - FEB 24, 2005
Mt. Tabor Middle School
Portland, OR United States
Mt. Tabor Middle School Portland, OR United States
JAN 13, 2005 - JAN 16, 2005
New York Mills High School
New York Mills, MN United States
New York Mills High School New York Mills, MN United States
DEC 10, 2004 - DEC 11, 2004
Corona Del Sol High School
Tempe, AZ United States
Corona Del Sol High School Tempe, AZ United States
DEC 02, 2004 - DEC 04, 2004
Glen Cove High School
Glen Cove, NY United States
Glen Cove High School Glen Cove, NY United States
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East Newton High School
Granby, MO United States
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Villisca High School
Villisca Iowa, IA United States
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MAY 27, 2004 - MAY 28, 2004
Escola Americana Do Rio De Janeiro
Rio De Janeiro, Brazil
Escola Americana Do Rio De Janeiro Rio De Janeiro, Brazil
MAY 14, 2004 - MAY 15, 2004
Hamilton Theatre/Tilton School
Tilton, NH United States
Hamilton Theatre/Tilton School Tilton, NH United States
MAY 03, 2004 - MAY 07, 2004
Mayfield High School Theatre Boosters
Las Cruces, NM United States
Mayfield High School Theatre Boosters Las Cruces, NM United States
MAR 19, 2004 - MAR 20, 2005
University Of Waterloo Engineering Society
Waterloo, ON Canada
University Of Waterloo Engineering Society Waterloo, ON Canada
DEC 12, 2003 - DEC 12, 2003
Malcolm High School
Malcolm, NE United States
Malcolm High School Malcolm, NE United States
DEC 11, 2003 - DEC 11, 2003
Old Orchard School
Campbell, CA United States
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North High School
Torrance, CA United States
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Malcolm High School
Malcolm, NE United States
Malcolm High School Malcolm, NE United States
OCT 22, 2003 - OCT 24, 2003
Wichita Falls High School
Wichita Falls, TX United States
Wichita Falls High School Wichita Falls, TX United States
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Las Vegas, NV United States
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WHATCOM COMMUNITY COLLEGE
BELLINGHAM, WA United States
WHATCOM COMMUNITY COLLEGE BELLINGHAM, WA United States
NOV 12, 2017 - NOV 18, 2017
Boston University Shakespeare Society
Boston, MA United States
Boston University Shakespeare Society Boston, MA United States
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