A Whole New You

A Whole New You
by Alan Haehnel

Productions (29)
  • Comedy
  • 40 - 45 minutes
  • 9 f, 2 m, 2 either (11-13 actors possible: 5-13 f, 4-12 m)
  • Set: Interior of a guidance office.

A Whole New You
by Alan Haehnel

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Productions (29)
  • Comedy
  • 40 - 45 minutes
  • 9 f, 2 m, 2 either (11-13 actors possible: 5-13 f, 4-12 m)
  • Set: Interior of a guidance office.

High school sophomore Sandra Malcher is called into her guidance office where her parents, teacher, and boyfriend act out scenarios in which she failed herself -- quitting soccer, failing a Shakespeare assignment, resisting intimacy, and breaking curfew. Each person insists on bringing in another Sandra "option" with them -- a girl that looks like Sandra and replays the scene behaving perfectly. Enter the CEO of NYE (New You Enterprises), who informs Sandra that her loved ones don't want to change her; they want to replace her completely. A dark, comic exploration of teenage identity and perfection itself.

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Play Details

High school sophomore Sandra Malcher is called into her guidance office where her parents, teacher, and boyfriend act out scenarios in which she failed herself -- quitting soccer, failing a Shakespeare assignment, resisting intimacy, and breaking curfew. Each person insists on bringing in another Sandra "option" with them -- a girl that looks like Sandra and replays the scene behaving perfectly. Enter the CEO of NYE (New You Enterprises), who informs Sandra that her loved ones don't want to change her; they want to replace her completely. A dark, comic exploration of teenage identity and perfection itself.

  • Comedy
  • 40 - 45 minutes
  • 9 f, 2 m, 2 either (11-13 actors possible: 5-13 f, 4-12 m)
  • Set: Interior of a guidance office.

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MAY 09, 2018 - MAY 09, 2018
Liberty MIddle School
Cumming, GA United States
Liberty MIddle School Cumming, GA United States
JAN 18, 2014 - JAN 18, 2014
Andover High School
Andover , KS United States
Andover High School Andover , KS United States
MAY 29, 2013 - MAY 29, 2013
The Bishop Strachan School
Toronto, ON Canada
The Bishop Strachan School Toronto, ON Canada
FEB 14, 2013 - FEB 15, 2013
Bellows Free Academy
St. Albans, VT United States
Bellows Free Academy St. Albans, VT United States
APR 24, 2012 - APR 26, 2012
Rockwood South Middle School
Fenton, MO United States
Rockwood South Middle School Fenton, MO United States
JAN 13, 2012 - JAN 13, 2012
Bolton High School
Arlington, TN United States
Bolton High School Arlington, TN United States
JUN 01, 2011 - JUN 05, 2011
Abilene High School
Abilene, TX United States
Abilene High School Abilene, TX United States
APR 01, 2011 - APR 13, 2011
Norquay School
Norquay, SK Canada
Norquay School Norquay, SK Canada
MAR 29, 2011 - APR 29, 2011
Saint Vincent Academy
Newark, NJ United States
Saint Vincent Academy Newark, NJ United States
NOV 09, 2010 - DEC 08, 2010
Leigh High School
Leigh, NE United States
Leigh High School Leigh, NE United States
NOV 04, 2009 - NOV 07, 2009
TGU Granville High School
Granville, ND United States
TGU Granville High School Granville, ND United States
MAY 20, 2009 - MAY 21, 2009
Westmont High School
Campbell, CA United States
Westmont High School Campbell, CA United States
FEB 06, 2009 - FEB 07, 2009
Osbourn Park High School
Manassas, VA United States
Osbourn Park High School Manassas, VA United States
OCT 31, 2008 - NOV 01, 2008
Sun Valley High School
Monroe, NC United States
Sun Valley High School Monroe, NC United States
MAY 02, 2008 - MAY 02, 2008
Spotswood High School
Penn Laird, VA United States
Spotswood High School Penn Laird, VA United States
MAR 12, 2008 - MAR 30, 2008
Cohasset High School
Cohasset, MA United States
Cohasset High School Cohasset, MA United States
FEB 29, 2008 - MAR 01, 2008
Cohasset High School
Cohaset, MA United States
Cohasset High School Cohaset, MA United States
JAN 14, 2008 - JAN 19, 2008
West Delaware Schools
Manchester, IA United States
West Delaware Schools Manchester, IA United States
MAY 04, 2007 - MAY 04, 2007
Northwood Middle School
Taylors, SC United States
Northwood Middle School Taylors, SC United States
MAY 04, 2007 - MAY 05, 2007
Legacy High School
Broomfield, CO United States
Legacy High School Broomfield, CO United States
MAR 10, 2007 - APR 21, 2007
Searsport District High School
Knox, ME United States
Searsport District High School Knox, ME United States
FEB 15, 2007 - FEB 15, 2007
Cheyenne Mountain High School
Colorado Springs, CO United States
Cheyenne Mountain High School Colorado Springs, CO United States
FEB 01, 2007 - FEB 02, 2007
Bellows Free Academy
St. Albans, VT United States
Bellows Free Academy St. Albans, VT United States
NOV 16, 2006 - NOV 17, 2006
William T. Dwyer High School
Palm Beach Gardens, FL United States
William T. Dwyer High School Palm Beach Gardens, FL United States
NOV 11, 2006 - NOV 11, 2006
Franklin Area High School Auditorium
Franklin, PA United States
Franklin Area High School Auditorium Franklin, PA United States
NOV 09, 2006 - NOV 09, 2006
Clearwater High School
Clearwater, FL United States
Clearwater High School Clearwater, FL United States
MAY 01, 2006 - JUN 01, 2006
John Marshall High School
Rochester, MN United States
John Marshall High School Rochester, MN United States
MAR 17, 2006 - MAR 18, 2006
Harding University High School
Charlotte, NC United States
Harding University High School Charlotte, NC United States
DEC 17, 2005 - DEC 17, 2005
West Florence High School
FLorence, SC United States
West Florence High School FLorence, SC United States
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Liberty MIddle School
Cumming, GA United States
Liberty MIddle School Cumming, GA United States
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