Mars Needs Women, But Not As Much As Arnold Schecter

Mars Needs Women, But Not As Much As Arnold Schecter
by Rich Orloff

Productions (14)

Mars Needs Women, But Not As Much As Arnold Schecter
by Rich Orloff

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Productions (14)

What does a New Jersey nerd do when his girlfriend dumps him for a prince from Mars? He fights back, with help and interference from friends both local and intergalactic. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length collection Incredible Sex.)

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Pricing Information

Min. Performance Fee* $40
NOTE: This play is part of an anthology called Incredible Sex.
Standard Edition $9.99
Standard Manager Edition $18.99

*The per performance fee begins at $40. Your per performance fee will be provided during the ordering process.

Play Details

What does a New Jersey nerd do when his girlfriend dumps him for a prince from Mars? He fights back, with help and interference from friends both local and intergalactic. (This play can also be performed as part of the full-length collection Incredible Sex.)

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Published Reviews

"A lively intergalactic romp!"

The Martha's Vineyard Times

"Sure to amuse."

Backstage

"Very funny! I would totally wear that Martian dress."

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Production History

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Production Group
Location
MAR 13, 2019 - MAR 15, 2019
University Of Central Missouri
Warrensburg, MO United States
University Of Central Missouri Warrensburg, MO United States
APR 12, 2013 - APR 13, 2013
Ripon College
Ripon, WI United States
Ripon College Ripon, WI United States
FEB 01, 2013 - FEB 01, 2013
South Walton High School
Santa Rosa Beach, FL United States
South Walton High School Santa Rosa Beach, FL United States
APR 28, 2011 - APR 30, 2011
Chapman University
Orange, CA United States
Chapman University Orange, CA United States
MAR 11, 2011 - APR 01, 2011
Monmouth Academy Drama
Monmouth, ME United States
Monmouth Academy Drama Monmouth, ME United States
FEB 12, 2009 - FEB 14, 2009
St. Johnsbury Academy Theatre
St. Johnsbury, VT United States
St. Johnsbury Academy Theatre St. Johnsbury, VT United States
MAR 23, 2007 - MAR 31, 2007
Warehouse Theatre
Greenville, SC United States
Warehouse Theatre Greenville, SC United States
DEC 04, 2006 - DEC 04, 2006
University Of Central Arkansas
Conway, AR United States
University Of Central Arkansas Conway, AR United States
APR 28, 2006 - APR 28, 2006
Milham House
Williamstown, TX United States
Milham House Williamstown, TX United States
JAN 01, 2003 - DEC 31, 2003
Kaleidoscope Theatre Company
New York, NY United States
Kaleidoscope Theatre Company New York, NY United States
JAN 01, 2002 - DEC 31, 2002
Grove Arts Theatre
, Australia
Grove Arts Theatre , Australia
JAN 01, 2001 - DEC 31, 2001
Mill Mountain Theatre (reading)
Roanoke, VA United States
Mill Mountain Theatre (reading) Roanoke, VA United States
JAN 01, 1999 - DEC 31, 1999
Vineyard Playhouse
Martha's Vineyard, MA United States
Vineyard Playhouse Martha's Vineyard, MA United States
JAN 01, 1993 - DEC 31, 1993
Carousel Theatre Company
New York, NY United States
Carousel Theatre Company New York, NY United States
Sort by Most Recent
Production Group
Location
MAR 13, 2019 - MAR 15, 2019
University Of Central Missouri
Warrensburg, MO United States
University Of Central Missouri Warrensburg, MO United States
Sort by Most Recent
Production Group
Location
JAN 01, 2003 - DEC 31, 2003
Kaleidoscope Theatre Company
New York, NY United States
Kaleidoscope Theatre Company New York, NY United States
JAN 01, 2002 - DEC 31, 2002
Grove Arts Theatre
, Australia
Grove Arts Theatre , Australia
JAN 01, 1999 - DEC 31, 1999
Vineyard Playhouse
Martha's Vineyard, MA United States
Vineyard Playhouse Martha's Vineyard, MA United States
JAN 01, 1993 - DEC 31, 1993
Carousel Theatre Company
New York, NY United States
Carousel Theatre Company New York, NY United States