Matterhorn

Matterhorn by Rich Orloff

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Productions (61)
Comedy
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10 - 12 minutes
1 W, 1 M, 
Set: None.

Stuck in a never-ending line at Disneyland, a husband and wife are just on the verge of killing each other -- until they devise a novel solution to their marital woes... Read More

Pricing Information

Min. Performance Fee* $40
NOTE: This play is included in two different anthologies: Nothing Serious and Couples.
Standard Edition $13.99
Standard Manager Edition $24.99

*The per performance fee begins at $40. Your per performance fee will be provided during the ordering process.

Play Details

Stuck in a never-ending line at Disneyland, a husband and wife are just on the verge of killing each other -- until they devise a novel solution to their marital woes...

(This play can also be performed as part of two different full-length plays: Nothing Serious and Couples.)

  • Comedy
  • |
  • 10 - 12 minutes
  • 1 W, 1 M, 
  • Set: None.

Published Reviews

"...hostility to the point of hilarity..."

Miami New Times

"Orloff's tongue-in-cheek dialogue dances well."

New Theater Corps

"A cute play with funny yet realistic dialogue."

Off-Off-Broadway

Production History

MAR 15, 2024 - MAR 16, 2024
Cody High School
Cody, WY United States
Cody High School Cody, WY United States
NOV 17, 2023 - NOV 17, 2023
Virginia Wesleyan University
VIRGINIA BEACH, VA United States
Virginia Wesleyan University VIRGINIA BEACH, VA United States
SEP 09, 2023 - SEP 17, 2023
Matthews Opera House and Arts Center
Spearfish, SD United States
Matthews Opera House and Arts Center Spearfish, SD United States
APR 27, 2023 - APR 30, 2023
Franklin College Theatre
Franklin, IN United States
Franklin College Theatre Franklin, IN United States
FEB 21, 2023 - FEB 21, 2023
Cliff E. McClelland Black Box Theatre of Richardson High School
Richardson, TX United States
Cliff E. McClelland Black Box Theatre of Richardson High School Richardson, TX United States
JAN 19, 2023 - JAN 21, 2023
Harriton High School
Rosemont, PA United States
Harriton High School Rosemont, PA United States
FEB 24, 2022 - FEB 26, 2022
Allen Community College
Iola, KS United States
Allen Community College Iola, KS United States
OCT 15, 2021 - OCT 17, 2021
Johns Hopkins University
Baltimore, MD United States
Johns Hopkins University Baltimore, MD United States
SEP 10, 2021 - SEP 11, 2021
Northwest Missouri State University
Maryville, MO United States
Northwest Missouri State University Maryville, MO United States
AUG 15, 2021 - AUG 15, 2021
Marco Players, Inc.
Marco Island, FL United States
Marco Players, Inc. Marco Island, FL United States
APR 02, 2021 - APR 02, 2021
Garfield High School
Seattle, WA United States
Garfield High School Seattle, WA United States
JAN 26, 2021 - JAN 26, 2021
Cedar Rapids Washington High School
Cedar Rapids, IA United States
Cedar Rapids Washington High School Cedar Rapids, IA United States
JAN 08, 2021 - JAN 08, 2021
Pchthtr
N/A, MO United States
Pchthtr N/A, MO United States
DEC 14, 2020 - DEC 14, 2020
Trinity Valley School
Fort Worth, TX United States
Trinity Valley School Fort Worth, TX United States
NOV 12, 2020 - NOV 15, 2020
Methodist University Theatre Program
Fayetteville, NC United States
Methodist University Theatre Program Fayetteville, NC United States
OCT 16, 2020 - OCT 18, 2020
Lyons Township High School
LaGrange, IL United States
Lyons Township High School LaGrange, IL United States
SEP 15, 2020 - SEP 15, 2020
5th Wall Theatre, Inc.
Richmond, VA United States
5th Wall Theatre, Inc. Richmond, VA United States
DEC 05, 2019 - DEC 07, 2019
Drama Club
Manchester, NH United States
Drama Club Manchester, NH United States
FEB 01, 2019 - FEB 02, 2019
Groton-Dunstable Regional High School
Groton, MA United States
Groton-Dunstable Regional High School Groton, MA United States
OCT 04, 2018 - OCT 06, 2018
Carmel High School
Carmel, IN United States
Carmel High School Carmel, IN United States
MAY 12, 2018 - MAY 12, 2018
Actors Workshop Ithaca
Ithaca, NY United States
Actors Workshop Ithaca Ithaca, NY United States
MAY 03, 2018 - MAY 05, 2018
Black Box
Chapel Hill, NC United States
Black Box Chapel Hill, NC United States
NOV 16, 2017 - NOV 19, 2017
Mills High School
MILLBRAE, CA United States
Mills High School MILLBRAE, CA United States
NOV 04, 2016 - NOV 05, 2016
Wellsville High School Theatre
WELLSVILLE, NY United States
Wellsville High School Theatre WELLSVILLE, NY United States
JUN 03, 2016 - JUN 04, 2016
Potomac Falls High School
Sterling, VA United States
Potomac Falls High School Sterling, VA United States
MAY 01, 2016 - MAY 01, 2016
Florida Southenr College Directing Class
Lakeland, FL United States
Florida Southenr College Directing Class Lakeland, FL United States
APR 29, 2016 - APR 29, 2016
Gill St. Bernard's Upper School
Gladstone, NJ United States
Gill St. Bernard's Upper School Gladstone, NJ United States
FEB 05, 2016 - FEB 06, 2016
Mattoon High School Drama Club
Mattoon, IL United States
Mattoon High School Drama Club Mattoon, IL United States
SEP 16, 2015 - SEP 19, 2015
Drew University
Madison, NJ United States
Drew University Madison, NJ United States
JAN 09, 2015 - JAN 09, 2015
Clinton High School
Urbana, IL United States
Clinton High School Urbana, IL United States
DEC 05, 2014 - DEC 06, 2014
James Madison University School Of Theatre And Dance
Harrisonburg, VA United States
James Madison University School Of Theatre And Dance Harrisonburg, VA United States
NOV 14, 2014 - NOV 16, 2014
Clinton High School
Clinton, IL United States
Clinton High School Clinton, IL United States
MAY 02, 2014 - MAY 03, 2014
Henry W. Grady High School
Atlanta, GA United States
Henry W. Grady High School Atlanta, GA United States
NOV 28, 2012 - NOV 28, 2012
Chandler High School
Chandler, AZ United States
Chandler High School Chandler, AZ United States
MAY 03, 2012 - MAY 03, 2012
Staley High School
Kansas City, MO United States
Staley High School Kansas City, MO United States
JAN 21, 2012 - JAN 21, 2012
Maquoketa Valley High School
Cascade, IA United States
Maquoketa Valley High School Cascade, IA United States
JAN 07, 2012 - JAN 14, 2012
Northfield High School
Northfield, MN United States
Northfield High School Northfield, MN United States
JAN 05, 2011 - JAN 05, 2011
Holy Trinity Academy
Okotoks, AB Canada
Holy Trinity Academy Okotoks, AB Canada
DEC 31, 2010 - DEC 31, 2010
Stage East
Eastport, ME United States
Stage East Eastport, ME United States
JUN 03, 2010 - JUL 04, 2010
City Theatre
Miami, FL United States
City Theatre Miami, FL United States
MAR 20, 2010 - MAR 20, 2010
City Theatre
Key Biscayne, FL United States
City Theatre Key Biscayne, FL United States
NOV 06, 2009 - NOV 06, 2009
Dept. Of Theatre And Dance
Andover, MA United States
Dept. Of Theatre And Dance Andover, MA United States
MAY 01, 2009 - MAY 02, 2009
Indiana Area Senior High School
Indiana, PA United States
Indiana Area Senior High School Indiana, PA United States
FEB 27, 2009 - FEB 28, 2009
Kent School
Kent, CT United States
Kent School Kent, CT United States
FEB 14, 2009 - FEB 15, 2009
Brevard Little Theatre
Brevard, NC United States
Brevard Little Theatre Brevard, NC United States
NOV 07, 2008 - NOV 08, 2008
University Of Arkansas Community College At Hope
Hope, AR United States
University Of Arkansas Community College At Hope Hope, AR United States
MAY 09, 2008 - MAY 09, 2008
Westborough High School
Westborough, MA United States
Westborough High School Westborough, MA United States
FEB 29, 2008 - MAY 04, 2008
Township Theater Group
North Fort, NY United States
Township Theater Group North Fort, NY United States
FEB 29, 2008 - MAR 01, 2008
University Of Central Missouri
Warrensburg, MO United States
University Of Central Missouri Warrensburg, MO United States
FEB 08, 2008 - FEB 09, 2008
Butler Intermediate High School
Butler, PA United States
Butler Intermediate High School Butler, PA United States
MAY 03, 2007 - MAY 05, 2007
Ohlone College
Fremont, CA United States
Ohlone College Fremont, CA United States
APR 21, 2007 - APR 21, 2007
Oak Park High School Little Theatre
Kansas City, MO United States
Oak Park High School Little Theatre Kansas City, MO United States
FEB 14, 2007 - FEB 16, 2007
The Balagula Theatre
Lexington, KY United States
The Balagula Theatre Lexington, KY United States
APR 21, 2006 - APR 22, 2006
Florida State University
Tallahassee, FL United States
Florida State University Tallahassee, FL United States
APR 21, 2006 - APR 22, 2006
Lees Summit West High School
Lees Summit, MO United States
Lees Summit West High School Lees Summit, MO United States
APR 21, 2006 - APR 21, 2006
Crown Point High School
Crown Point, IN United States
Crown Point High School Crown Point, IN United States
JAN 01, 2005 - DEC 31, 2005
Palm Springs National Short Play Festival
Palm Springs, CA United States
Palm Springs National Short Play Festival Palm Springs, CA United States
JAN 01, 2002 - DEC 31, 2002
Kaleidoscope Theatre Company
New York, NY United States
Kaleidoscope Theatre Company New York, NY United States
JAN 01, 2001 - DEC 31, 2001
Shadowbox Cabaret
Columbus, OH United States
Shadowbox Cabaret Columbus, OH United States
JAN 01, 1999 - DEC 31, 1999
City Theatre's Summer Shorts
Miami, FL United States
City Theatre's Summer Shorts Miami, FL United States
JAN 01, 1986 - DEC 31, 1986
Ensemble Studio Theatre/L.A.
Los Angeles, CA United States
Ensemble Studio Theatre/L.A. Los Angeles, CA United States
MAR 15, 2024 - MAR 16, 2024
Cody High School
Cody, WY United States
Cody High School Cody, WY United States
JUN 03, 2010 - JUL 04, 2010
City Theatre
Miami, FL United States
City Theatre Miami, FL United States
JAN 01, 2005 - DEC 31, 2005
Palm Springs National Short Play Festival
Palm Springs, CA United States
Palm Springs National Short Play Festival Palm Springs, CA United States
JAN 01, 2002 - DEC 31, 2002
Kaleidoscope Theatre Company
New York, NY United States
Kaleidoscope Theatre Company New York, NY United States
JAN 01, 2001 - DEC 31, 2001
Shadowbox Cabaret
Columbus, OH United States
Shadowbox Cabaret Columbus, OH United States
JAN 01, 1999 - DEC 31, 1999
City Theatre's Summer Shorts
Miami, FL United States
City Theatre's Summer Shorts Miami, FL United States
JAN 01, 1986 - DEC 31, 1986
Ensemble Studio Theatre/L.A.
Los Angeles, CA United States
Ensemble Studio Theatre/L.A. Los Angeles, CA United States

Awards (1)

Winner - Palm Springs National Short Play Festival Audience Favorite (2005)