13 Signs You Should Stop Being a Pirate
by A. M. Dittman

Productions (28)
  • Comedy
  • 25 - 35 minutes
  • 4 either (4-31 actors possible: 0-31 f, 0-31 m)
  • Set: Minimal.
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-62384-990-0

13 Signs You Should Stop Being a Pirate
by A. M. Dittman

(2)
Productions (28)
  • Comedy
  • 25 - 35 minutes
  • 4 either (4-31 actors possible: 0-31 f, 0-31 m)
  • Set: Minimal.

The most dastardly crew on the high seas is horrified when Jaime starts to question the pirate's life. Helping people? Putting a unicorn on their flag? Dabbling in Buddhism? What could be worse?! The pirates must set their shipmate straight before it's too late, but the sea is full of distracting swordfights and manatees that look like mermaids. A goofy celebration of the arrrrt of being a pirate for crews of all sizes.

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The most dastardly crew on the high seas is horrified when Jaime starts to question the pirate's life. Helping people? Putting a unicorn on their flag? Dabbling in Buddhism? What could be worse?! The pirates must set their shipmate straight before it's too late, but the sea is full of distracting swordfights and manatees that look like mermaids. A goofy celebration of the arrrrt of being a pirate for crews of all sizes.

  • Comedy
  • 25 - 35 minutes
  • 4 either (4-31 actors possible: 0-31 f, 0-31 m)
  • Set: Minimal.
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-62384-990-0

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SEP 19, 2017 - SEP 20, 2017
Doveton College
DOVETON, VIC Australia
Doveton College DOVETON, VIC Australia
MAY 18, 2017 - MAY 18, 2017
DramaTime!
Joelton, TN United States
DramaTime! Joelton, TN United States
APR 27, 2017 - APR 27, 2017
Quincy Community Theatre
Quincy, IL United States
Quincy Community Theatre Quincy, IL United States
APR 10, 2017 - APR 11, 2017
Community Partnership Of The Ozarks
Springfield, MO United States
Community Partnership Of The Ozarks Springfield, MO United States
MAR 29, 2017 - MAR 31, 2017
AHS Drama Club
Riner, VA United States
AHS Drama Club Riner, VA United States
MAR 25, 2017 - MAR 25, 2017
Stromness Academy
Orkney, United Kingdom
Stromness Academy Orkney, United Kingdom
MAR 03, 2017 - MAR 03, 2017
Stromness Academy
Orkney, United Kingdom
Stromness Academy Orkney, United Kingdom
JAN 21, 2017 - JAN 21, 2017
Sheldon High School
Sheldon, IA United States
Sheldon High School Sheldon, IA United States
NOV 04, 2016 - NOV 05, 2016
Dansville Drama Club
Dansville, NY United States
Dansville Drama Club Dansville, NY United States
SEP 20, 2016 - DEC 15, 2016
School
Arapahoe, NE United States
School Arapahoe, NE United States
AUG 19, 2016 - AUG 19, 2016
WideSpot Performing Arts Center
Stockholm, WI United States
WideSpot Performing Arts Center Stockholm, WI United States
JUN 24, 2016 - JUN 24, 2016
Springhouse
Smyrna, TN United States
Springhouse Smyrna, TN United States
JUN 17, 2016 - JUN 17, 2016
Music Place Mansfield Fine Arts Conservatory
Mansfield, TX United States
Music Place Mansfield Fine Arts Conservatory Mansfield, TX United States
MAY 19, 2016 - JUN 04, 2016
Castle Rock High School
Castle Rock, WA United States
Castle Rock High School Castle Rock, WA United States
MAY 13, 2016 - MAY 13, 2016
Richardson High School
Richardson, TX United States
Richardson High School Richardson, TX United States
MAY 01, 2016 - MAY 01, 2016
Thames Valley DSB
London, ON Canada
Thames Valley DSB London, ON Canada
MAY 01, 2016 - MAY 01, 2016
Triangle Day School
Durham, NC United States
Triangle Day School Durham, NC United States
APR 21, 2016 - APR 23, 2016
Pittsburg High Thespians
Pittsburg, CA United States
Pittsburg High Thespians Pittsburg, CA United States
APR 14, 2016 - APR 15, 2016
Lampman School
Lampman, SK Canada
Lampman School Lampman, SK Canada
APR 05, 2016 - APR 05, 2016
Dupree School
Dupree, SD United States
Dupree School Dupree, SD United States
FEB 19, 2016 - MAR 19, 2016
Covenant Day School
Southern Pines, NC United States
Covenant Day School Southern Pines, NC United States
FEB 02, 2016 - FEB 05, 2016
Clark HS Theater Department
Clark, SD United States
Clark HS Theater Department Clark, SD United States
JAN 20, 2016 - JAN 20, 2016
Clark HS Theater Department
Clark, SD United States
Clark HS Theater Department Clark, SD United States
DEC 18, 2015 - DEC 18, 2015
Mt Keira Demonstration School
Mt Keira, NSW Australia
Mt Keira Demonstration School Mt Keira, NSW Australia
NOV 27, 2015 - APR 10, 2016
Oxbow Prairie Horizons School
Oxbow, SK Canada
Oxbow Prairie Horizons School Oxbow, SK Canada
NOV 09, 2015 - NOV 25, 2015
Kidder County Public Schools
Hazen, ND United States
Kidder County Public Schools Hazen, ND United States
NOV 06, 2015 - NOV 06, 2015
Lake Lure Classical Academy
BOONE, NC United States
Lake Lure Classical Academy BOONE, NC United States
SEP 27, 2015 - SEP 27, 2015
Grace University
Omaha, NE United States
Grace University Omaha, NE United States
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SEP 19, 2017 - SEP 20, 2017
Doveton College
DOVETON, VIC Australia
Doveton College DOVETON, VIC Australia
MAY 18, 2017 - MAY 18, 2017
DramaTime!
Joelton, TN United States
DramaTime! Joelton, TN United States
APR 27, 2017 - APR 27, 2017
Quincy Community Theatre
Quincy, IL United States
Quincy Community Theatre Quincy, IL United States
APR 10, 2017 - APR 11, 2017
Community Partnership Of The Ozarks
Springfield, MO United States
Community Partnership Of The Ozarks Springfield, MO United States
MAR 29, 2017 - MAR 31, 2017
AHS Drama Club
Riner, VA United States
AHS Drama Club Riner, VA United States
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