I Bought a Bunker, Bitch

I Bought a Bunker, Bitch
by Elizabeth Meriwether

Productions (2)
  • Comedy
  • 10 - 15 minutes
  • 1 f, 4 m
  • Set: Minimal.

I Bought a Bunker, Bitch
by Elizabeth Meriwether

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Productions (2)
  • Comedy
  • 10 - 15 minutes
  • 1 f, 4 m
  • Set: Minimal.

When your girlfriend decides to break up with you over voicemail, there's only one thing to do -- buy a military-grade concrete bunker and move into it, of course. That's what Bad Boy does, anyway: the salesman was so persuasive, and threw in two suspiciously masculine French floozies for free! An absurd look at escaping everything, complete with Johnny Cash and blast-proof doors.

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Min. Performance Fee* $35
NOTE: This play is part of an anthology called Elizabeth Meriwether: Collected Short Plays.
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Play Details

When your girlfriend decides to break up with you over voicemail, there's only one thing to do -- buy a military-grade concrete bunker and move into it, of course. That's what Bad Boy does, anyway: the salesman was so persuasive, and threw in two suspiciously masculine French floozies for free! An absurd look at escaping everything, complete with Johnny Cash and blast-proof doors.

  • Comedy
  • 10 - 15 minutes
  • 1 f, 4 m
  • Set: Minimal.

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NOV 16, 2012 - NOV 16, 2012
Anderson University
Anderson, SC United States
Anderson University Anderson, SC United States
JAN 01, 2005 - DEC 31, 2005
Ensemble Studio Theatre’s Youngblood
New York, NY United States
Ensemble Studio Theatre’s Youngblood New York, NY United States
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