The mini-biography of the world's first and foremost Particle Board comedian, Harold Cretts, who punctuated every joke by hitting himself on the head with a piece of wood.
- 10 - 15 minutes
- 2 f, 1 m, 3 either (3-6 actors possible: 1-5 f, 1-4 m)
- Content Notes: Adult language
- Set: Two microphones and a piece of wood.