The mini-biography of the world's first and foremost Particle Board comedian, Harold Cretts, who punctuated every joke by hitting himself on the head with a piece of wood.
- 10 - 15 minutes
- 2 W, 1 M, 3 Any (3-6 actors possible: 1-5 W, 1-4 M)
- Content Notes: Adult language
- Set: Two microphones and a piece of wood.