When it's discovered that two likable jocks, Gene and Ralph, haven't read Cyrano de Bergerac for a big test the next period, Ridgewood High's cafeteria is thrown into disarray as the assembled students rack their brains to help them. Claire, a whiz kid with a ridiculously oversized unibrow and a secret crush, devises an elaborate plan to stage the entirety of the play in order to help the hapless athletes. An uproarious, fast-paced spoof of Edmond Rostand's classic.
- 35 - 40 minutes
- 9 W, 2 M, (11-16 actors possible: 9-13 W, 2-5 M)
- Set: Minimal.
- Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-62384-618-3