The NSA's Guide to Winning Friends and Influencing People
Or, What We've Learned from Watching You
by Don Zolidis

Productions (65)
  • Comedy
  • 40 - 45 minutes
  • 3 f, 3 m, 23 either (6-29 actors possible: 3-26 f, 3-26 m)
  • Set: Minimal.
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-62384-147-8

The NSA's Guide to Winning Friends and Influencing People
Or, What We've Learned from Watching You
by Don Zolidis

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Productions (65)
  • Comedy
  • 40 - 45 minutes
  • 3 f, 3 m, 23 either (6-29 actors possible: 3-26 f, 3-26 m)
  • Set: Minimal.

Having trouble as the new kid in school? Unlucky in love? Feeling like everyone hates you? You're in luck! Now you can use the National Security Agency's techniques of wiretapping, code-breaking, and data mining to get ahead! There's no time like the present to embrace the surveillance state...because the surveillance state is already embracing you.

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Having trouble as the new kid in school? Unlucky in love? Feeling like everyone hates you? You're in luck! Now you can use the National Security Agency's techniques of wiretapping, code-breaking, and data mining to get ahead! There's no time like the present to embrace the surveillance state...because the surveillance state is already embracing you.

  • Comedy
  • 40 - 45 minutes
  • 3 f, 3 m, 23 either (6-29 actors possible: 3-26 f, 3-26 m)
  • Set: Minimal.
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-62384-147-8

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Manitoba Theatre For Young People
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