Schoolgirl Figure

Schoolgirl Figure
by Wendy MacLeod

Productions (32)
  • Comedy
  • 85 - 95 minutes
  • 4 f, 1 m (5-11 actors possible: 4-8 f, 1-3 m)
  • Content Notes: Adult language and content
  • Set: Various suggested locales

Schoolgirl Figure
by Wendy MacLeod

(0)
Productions (32)
  • Comedy
  • 85 - 95 minutes
  • 4 f, 1 m (5-11 actors possible: 4-8 f, 1-3 m)
  • Content Notes: Adult language and content
  • Set: Various suggested locales

Welcome to a high school where the in-crowd is the thin-crowd. The death of the uber-anorexic Monique, queen of the Carpenters, kicks off a scramble for the crown, and the school's hottest hottie, The Bradley. Renee, with the help of her bulimic best friend Patty, is determined to claim the crown by out-foxing her rival Jeanine and taking her body back to its pre-puberty contours. Let the diet wars begin!

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Min. Performance Fee* $80
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Play Details

Welcome to a high school where the in-crowd is the thin-crowd. The death of the uber-anorexic Monique, queen of the Carpenters, kicks off a scramble for the crown, and the school's hottest hottie, The Bradley. Renee, with the help of her bulimic best friend Patty, is determined to claim the crown by out-foxing her rival Jeanine and taking her body back to its pre-puberty contours. Let the diet wars begin!

  • Comedy
  • 85 - 95 minutes
  • 4 f, 1 m (5-11 actors possible: 4-8 f, 1-3 m)
  • Content Notes: Adult language and content
  • Set: Various suggested locales

Published Reviews

"Playwright Wendy MacLeod's bitter black comedy is...sick. It's perverse. It's irreverent. And it's hilarious."

The Washington Post

"Only a writer with MacLeod's dexterity could get away with skewering our culture's body image obsession by way of mocking high school girls with eating disorders..."

Metro Weekly Stage

Production History

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Location
NOV 17, 2016 - DEC 04, 2016
Cohesion Theatre Company
Baltimore, MD United States
Cohesion Theatre Company Baltimore, MD United States
FEB 11, 2016 - FEB 13, 2016
Lab Theatre
Glassboro, NJ United States
Lab Theatre Glassboro, NJ United States
MAY 16, 2013 - MAY 18, 2013
University Of Wales Newport
Newport, United Kingdom
University Of Wales Newport Newport, United Kingdom
MAY 24, 2011 - MAY 25, 2011
Boston University Academy
Boston, MA United States
Boston University Academy Boston, MA United States
APR 16, 2011 - APR 17, 2011
Oak Hall School
Gainesville, FL United States
Oak Hall School Gainesville, FL United States
JAN 07, 2011 - JAN 16, 2011
Actors Playground School Of Theatre
Freehold, NJ United States
Actors Playground School Of Theatre Freehold, NJ United States
JUN 04, 2010 - JUN 04, 2010
Judge Memorial Catholic High School
Salt Lake City, UT United States
Judge Memorial Catholic High School Salt Lake City, UT United States
MAY 07, 2010 - MAY 16, 2010
Ellensburg Theater Company
Gold Beach, OR United States
Ellensburg Theater Company Gold Beach, OR United States
FEB 26, 2009 - FEB 28, 2009
No Refund Theatre
University Park, PA United States
No Refund Theatre University Park, PA United States
FEB 10, 2009 - FEB 15, 2009
Meredith College
Raleigh, NC United States
Meredith College Raleigh, NC United States
JAN 31, 2009 - FEB 06, 2009
MyVision Theater Ensemble
Philadelphia, PA United States
MyVision Theater Ensemble Philadelphia, PA United States
NOV 14, 2008 - NOV 16, 2008
Key City Public Theatre
Port Townsned, WA United States
Key City Public Theatre Port Townsned, WA United States
OCT 17, 2008 - OCT 18, 2008
Studio 115
Fredericksburg, VA United States
Studio 115 Fredericksburg, VA United States
OCT 10, 2008 - OCT 19, 2008
N/A
Malibu, CA United States
N/A Malibu, CA United States
APR 11, 2008 - APR 11, 2008
Olympus High School
Salt Lake City, UT United States
Olympus High School Salt Lake City, UT United States
APR 02, 2008 - APR 02, 2008
Olympus High
Salt Lake City, UT United States
Olympus High Salt Lake City, UT United States
MAY 31, 2007 - JUN 02, 2007
SHIFT Theatre
Berkeley, CA United States
SHIFT Theatre Berkeley, CA United States
MAY 17, 2007 - MAY 18, 2007
University Of Wales, Newport
Newport, United Kingdom
University Of Wales, Newport Newport, United Kingdom
NOV 30, 2006 - DEC 02, 2006
Robert E. Lee High School
Staunton, VA United States
Robert E. Lee High School Staunton, VA United States
AUG 25, 2006 - AUG 26, 2006
OpenEye Productions
Orange, OH United States
OpenEye Productions Orange, OH United States
APR 20, 2006 - APR 22, 2006
Georgetown University
Washington, DC United States
Georgetown University Washington, DC United States
NOV 04, 2005 - NOV 06, 2005
ACT Department, Little Theatre Of Winston-Salem
Winston-Salem, NC United States
ACT Department, Little Theatre Of Winston-Salem Winston-Salem, NC United States
SEP 16, 2005 - OCT 09, 2005
The Lounge Theatre
Los Angeles, CA United States
The Lounge Theatre Los Angeles, CA United States
JUN 16, 2005 - JUN 26, 2005
Alternative Theater Alliance
Kalona, IA United States
Alternative Theater Alliance Kalona, IA United States
MAY 12, 2005 - MAY 12, 2005
EAT Theater
New York, NY United States
EAT Theater New York, NY United States
MAY 12, 2005 - MAY 22, 2005
EAT Theater
New York, NY United States
EAT Theater New York, NY United States
MAR 30, 2005 - APR 16, 2005
Flashpoint Theatre Company
Philadelphia, PA United States
Flashpoint Theatre Company Philadelphia, PA United States
NOV 12, 2004 - NOV 20, 2004
American Conservatory Theatre Young Conservatory
San Francisco, CA United States
American Conservatory Theatre Young Conservatory San Francisco, CA United States
NOV 10, 2004 - NOV 13, 2004
West View High School
Avondale, AZ United States
West View High School Avondale, AZ United States
SEP 01, 2002 - SEP 30, 2002
The Bloomington Playwrights Project
Bloomington, IN United States
The Bloomington Playwrights Project Bloomington, IN United States
JUN 01, 2002 - JUN 30, 2002
Cherry Red Productions
Washington, DC United States
Cherry Red Productions Washington, DC United States
MAR 31, 2000 - APR 30, 2000
The Goodman Theater
Chicago, IL United States
The Goodman Theater Chicago, IL United States
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SEP 01, 2002 - SEP 30, 2002
The Bloomington Playwrights Project
Bloomington, IN United States
The Bloomington Playwrights Project Bloomington, IN United States
JUN 01, 2002 - JUN 30, 2002
Cherry Red Productions
Washington, DC United States
Cherry Red Productions Washington, DC United States
MAR 31, 2000 - APR 30, 2000
The Goodman Theater
Chicago, IL United States
The Goodman Theater Chicago, IL United States