Bestest Bedtime Stories (As Told by Our Grandpa) (He's Silly) by Ed Monk

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Comedy
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45 - 65 minutes
7 W, 6 M, 7 Any (13-31 actors possible: 7-25 W, 6-24 M)
Set: Flexible.

Grandpa's a little out of practice when it comes to babysitting, but if he's ever going to get his bouncy grandkids to go to sleep, he's got to remember some bedtime stories fast. Or at least something pretty close to them. Meet the Witch who lives in a house made of broccoli, the magical fairies Lipitor and Miralax, and Jack who climbs a beanstalk - and needs a little help from the stage crew to get down. You may think you know your fairy tales, but not the way Grandpa tells them.

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Grandpa's a little out of practice when it comes to babysitting, but if he's ever going to get his bouncy grandkids to go to sleep, he's got to remember some bedtime stories fast. Or at least something pretty close to them. Meet the Witch who lives in a house made of broccoli, the magical fairies Lipitor and Miralax, and Jack who climbs a beanstalk - and needs a little help from the stage crew to get down. You may think you know your fairy tales, but not the way Grandpa tells them.

  • Comedy
  • |
  • 45 - 65 minutes
  • 7 W, 6 M, 7 Any (13-31 actors possible: 7-25 W, 6-24 M)
  • Set: Flexible.
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-68069-950-0

Production History

FEB 14, 2025 - FEB 16, 2025
The Miami Valley School
Dayton, OH United States
The Miami Valley School Dayton, OH United States
NOV 26, 2024 - NOV 26, 2024
Port Allegany Elementary School
Port Allegany, PA United States
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NOV 22, 2024 - NOV 24, 2024
Kennedy Middle School
Natick, MA United States
Kennedy Middle School Natick, MA United States
NOV 14, 2024 - NOV 15, 2024
Legacy Jr. High
Layton, UT United States
Legacy Jr. High Layton, UT United States
JUN 06, 2024 - JUN 06, 2024
Christiansburg High School
Christiansburg, VA United States
Christiansburg High School Christiansburg, VA United States
MAY 01, 2024 - MAY 31, 2024
Farmington Junior High School
Farmington, AR United States
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APR 26, 2024 - APR 26, 2024
Evans Middle School
McKinney, TX United States
Evans Middle School McKinney, TX United States
APR 25, 2024 - APR 27, 2024
Bonita Springs High School
Bonita Springs, FL United States
Bonita Springs High School Bonita Springs, FL United States
MAR 21, 2024 - MAR 21, 2024
Madison Community Montessori School
Middleton, WI United States
Madison Community Montessori School Middleton, WI United States
MAR 08, 2024 - MAR 09, 2024
Indian Creek Middle School
Waterman, IL United States
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NWCS
Plenty, SK Canada
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Campbellsville Middle School
Campbellsville, KY United States
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Chandler Unified School District
Chandler, AZ United States
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Gambrills, MD United States
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