Don't You F**king Say a Word
by Andy Bragen

Productions (1)
  • Comedy
  • 75 - 90 minutes
  • 2 f, 2 m
  • Content Notes: Adult language and content.
  • Set: A tennis court, which may be present or suggested, and non-literal suggestions of a dining room, bar, cafe, and donut shop.
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-68069-982-1

Don't You F**king Say a Word
by Andy Bragen

(1)
Productions (1)
  • Comedy
  • 75 - 90 minutes
  • 2 f, 2 m
  • Content Notes: Adult language and content.
  • Set: A tennis court, which may be present or suggested, and non-literal suggestions of a dining room, bar, cafe, and donut shop.

Russ has a temper. Brian tends to cheat. But how did a weekly tennis match go this far awry? Their girlfriends Kate and Leslie return to the court to investigate what happened to Russ and Brian's friendly rivalry in a volley of sharp observations, as the game itself unfolds. An explosive comedy about love, competition, and the consequences of a lousy backhand.

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Play Details

Russ has a temper. Brian tends to cheat. But how did a weekly tennis match go this far awry? Their girlfriends Kate and Leslie return to the court to investigate what happened to Russ and Brian's friendly rivalry in a volley of sharp observations, as the game itself unfolds. An explosive comedy about love, competition, and the consequences of a lousy backhand.

  • Comedy
  • 75 - 90 minutes
  • 2 f, 2 m
  • Content Notes: Adult language and content.
  • Set: A tennis court, which may be present or suggested, and non-literal suggestions of a dining room, bar, cafe, and donut shop.
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-68069-982-1

Published Reviews

"Playwright Andy Bragen delivers a dexterous and controlled piece of writing . . . There is a kind of sumptuousness to the banal details this play rolls carefully back and forth over. You are charmed by the rhythm of a tennis fanatic's routine and by the mania of their obsession. You become enthralled by the peculiar way a tennis match unfolds, the trajectory of a season, the mind games, the inner monologues."

Theatre is Easy

"The fast-paced comedy makes a good case for tennis as an outlet for male aggression . . . [Bragen] is very good at evoking the world of the East River tennis courts and the people who inhabit them."

Theatremania

"It is a very entertaining yet thought-provoking piece about a tennis rivalry and how seriously players approach the game. Sports buffs and many, many more will enjoy this show."

Broadway World

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NOV 04, 2016 - DEC 04, 2016
59E59 Theaters
New York, NY United States
59E59 Theaters New York, NY United States
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NOV 04, 2016 - DEC 04, 2016
59E59 Theaters
New York, NY United States
59E59 Theaters New York, NY United States

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