Empowered: How One Girl Scout Nearly Destroyed the World's Economy by Don Zolidis

(22)
Productions (62)
Comedy
|
100 - 110 minutes
13 W, 3 M, 8 Any (10-30 actors possible: 7-21 W, 3-11 M)
Set: Minimal.

Amaryllis is determined to win her Girl Scout troop's cookie-selling contest, but she'll need more than charm to win first prize (a unicorn!) and avoid last place (which means getting kicked out of the troop!). So when sales droop, she naturally turns to the financial sector for advice. Soon she's faking a terminal illness, franchising her methods, and contracting with a payday lender to offer 30-year loans for cookies. A hysterical homage to Glengarry Glen Ross and send-up of the wild excesses of the financial crisis.

Pricing Information

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Play Details

Amaryllis is determined to win her Girl Scout troop's cookie-selling contest, but she'll need more than charm to win first prize (a unicorn!) and avoid last place (which means getting kicked out of the troop!). So when sales droop, she naturally turns to the financial sector for advice. Soon she's faking a terminal illness, franchising her methods, and contracting with a payday lender to offer 30-year loans for cookies. A hysterical homage to Glengarry Glen Ross and send-up of the wild excesses of the financial crisis.

  • Comedy
  • |
  • 100 - 110 minutes
  • 13 W, 3 M, 8 Any (10-30 actors possible: 7-21 W, 3-11 M)
  • Set: Minimal.
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-62384-991-7

Production History

MAR 14, 2025 - MAR 16, 2025
Cascade High School Theatre Department
Turner, OR United States
Cascade High School Theatre Department Turner, OR United States
NOV 21, 2024 - NOV 24, 2024
Newport Harbor High School
Newport Beach, CA United States
Newport Harbor High School Newport Beach, CA United States
OCT 25, 2024 - OCT 26, 2024
Spring Station Middle School
Spring Hill, TN United States
Spring Station Middle School Spring Hill, TN United States
APR 26, 2024 - APR 28, 2024
Albert Lea High School
Albert Lea, MN United States
Albert Lea High School Albert Lea, MN United States
APR 25, 2024 - APR 25, 2024
Lamar Fine Arts Academy
Austin, TX United States
Lamar Fine Arts Academy Austin, TX United States
MAR 14, 2024 - MAR 16, 2024
Southport High School
Indianapolis, IN United States
Southport High School Indianapolis, IN United States
FEB 17, 2024 - FEB 18, 2024
Goshen Junior High School
Goshen, IN United States
Goshen Junior High School Goshen, IN United States
NOV 10, 2023 - NOV 11, 2023
Abraham Lincoln High School
Council Bluffs, IA United States
Abraham Lincoln High School Council Bluffs, IA United States
NOV 02, 2023 - NOV 04, 2023
De Soto High School
De Soto, MO United States
De Soto High School De Soto, MO United States
OCT 21, 2023 - OCT 22, 2023
Wilmington High School
Wilmington, IL United States
Wilmington High School Wilmington, IL United States
MAY 05, 2023 - MAY 05, 2023
Nettleton STEAM School
Jonesboro, AR United States
Nettleton STEAM School Jonesboro, AR United States
APR 27, 2023 - APR 28, 2023
Markham Woods Middle School
Lake Mary, FL United States
Markham Woods Middle School Lake Mary, FL United States
FEB 16, 2023 - FEB 25, 2023
Huntsville High School
Willis, TX United States
Huntsville High School Willis, TX United States
NOV 17, 2022 - NOV 19, 2022
Holmdel High School
Holmdel, NJ United States
Holmdel High School Holmdel, NJ United States
NOV 03, 2022 - NOV 05, 2022
Oakland Catholic High School
Pittsburgh, PA United States
Oakland Catholic High School Pittsburgh, PA United States
NOV 03, 2022 - NOV 05, 2022
West Middle School
Rockford, IL United States
West Middle School Rockford, IL United States
OCT 21, 2022 - OCT 22, 2022
Bobcat Theatre McMeans Junior High School
Katy, TX United States
Bobcat Theatre McMeans Junior High School Katy, TX United States
OCT 04, 2022 - OCT 06, 2022
Plaquemine High School
Plaquemine, LA United States
Plaquemine High School Plaquemine, LA United States
SEP 13, 2022 - SEP 15, 2022
Higley High School
Gilbert, AZ United States
Higley High School Gilbert, AZ United States
JUN 20, 2022 - JUN 24, 2022
Ridge Point HS
Bloomington, IN United States
Ridge Point HS Bloomington, IN United States
MAY 13, 2022 - MAY 14, 2022
Custer County District High School
Miles City, MT United States
Custer County District High School Miles City, MT United States
MAY 04, 2022 - MAY 07, 2022
Prattville Junior High School
Prattville, AL United States
Prattville Junior High School Prattville, AL United States
DEC 13, 2021 - JAN 28, 2022
Penns Valley Area Junior Senior High School
Spring Mills, PA United States
Penns Valley Area Junior Senior High School Spring Mills, PA United States
NOV 19, 2021 - NOV 21, 2021
Governor Mifflin School District
Shillington, PA United States
Governor Mifflin School District Shillington, PA United States
NOV 18, 2021 - NOV 18, 2021
Ridge Point High School Theatre Dept
Grapevine, TX United States
Ridge Point High School Theatre Dept Grapevine, TX United States
JUL 25, 2021 - JUL 25, 2021
Elmwood Franklin School
Buffalo, NY United States
Elmwood Franklin School Buffalo, NY United States
APR 22, 2021 - APR 25, 2021
Northwest Rankin High School Theatre
Flowood, MS United States
Northwest Rankin High School Theatre Flowood, MS United States
APR 15, 2021 - APR 17, 2021
Cedaredge High School
Cedaredge, CO United States
Cedaredge High School Cedaredge, CO United States
OCT 06, 2020 - OCT 09, 2020
Prattville Junior High School
Prattville, AL United States
Prattville Junior High School Prattville, AL United States
APR 27, 2020 - APR 27, 2020
Notre Dame High School
Ottawa, ON Canada
Notre Dame High School Ottawa, ON Canada
APR 20, 2020 - APR 25, 2020
Kleb Intermediate
Spring, TX United States
Kleb Intermediate Spring, TX United States
DEC 04, 2019 - DEC 04, 2019
Morton Ranch High School
Katy, TX United States
Morton Ranch High School Katy, TX United States
APR 11, 2019 - APR 11, 2019
Lamar Middle School And Fine Arts Academy Theatre
Austin, TX United States
Lamar Middle School And Fine Arts Academy Theatre Austin, TX United States
NOV 16, 2018 - NOV 17, 2018
Jackson County Central High School
Jackson, MN United States
Jackson County Central High School Jackson, MN United States
APR 24, 2018 - APR 27, 2018
Thurgood Marshall Middle School
San Diego, CA United States
Thurgood Marshall Middle School San Diego, CA United States
APR 13, 2018 - APR 14, 2018
Woodward-Granger High School
Woodward, IA United States
Woodward-Granger High School Woodward, IA United States
MAR 01, 2018 - MAR 03, 2018
Manitoba Theatre for Young People
Winnipeg, MB Canada
Manitoba Theatre for Young People Winnipeg, MB Canada
FEB 24, 2018 - FEB 25, 2018
Lake Belton Middle School
Temple, TX United States
Lake Belton Middle School Temple, TX United States
JAN 17, 2018 - JAN 17, 2018
Sully Buttes Drama Club
Mobridge, SD United States
Sully Buttes Drama Club Mobridge, SD United States
DEC 15, 2017 - DEC 17, 2017
Three Rivers Middle School
Three Rivers, MI United States
Three Rivers Middle School Three Rivers, MI United States
JUL 07, 2017 - JUL 09, 2017
Katy Visual and Performing Arts Center
Katy, TX United States
Katy Visual and Performing Arts Center Katy, TX United States
JUN 06, 2017 - JUN 06, 2017
Dana Brown Mainstage Theater
Longview, WA United States
Dana Brown Mainstage Theater Longview, WA United States
MAY 19, 2017 - MAY 20, 2017
Foxcroft Academy
Dover-Foxcroft, ME United States
Foxcroft Academy Dover-Foxcroft, ME United States
APR 27, 2017 - APR 30, 2017
American Canyon High School Drama Department
American Canyon, CA United States
American Canyon High School Drama Department American Canyon, CA United States
APR 26, 2017 - APR 30, 2017
Manzano High School
Albuquerque, NM United States
Manzano High School Albuquerque, NM United States
APR 13, 2017 - APR 15, 2017
Theatre JM
ROCHESTER, MN United States
Theatre JM ROCHESTER, MN United States
APR 10, 2017 - APR 12, 2017
ISD 741
Paynesville, MN United States
ISD 741 Paynesville, MN United States
APR 06, 2017 - APR 09, 2017
Children's Theatre Workshop
Toledo, OH United States
Children's Theatre Workshop Toledo, OH United States
APR 06, 2017 - APR 08, 2017
Seabreeze High School
Daytona Beach, FL United States
Seabreeze High School Daytona Beach, FL United States
APR 06, 2017 - APR 07, 2017
Flandreau High School
Flandreau, SD United States
Flandreau High School Flandreau, SD United States
APR 01, 2017 - APR 30, 2017
Palmer Public School
PALMER, NE United States
Palmer Public School PALMER, NE United States
DEC 08, 2016 - DEC 09, 2016
Elmwood Franklin School
Buffalo, NY United States
Elmwood Franklin School Buffalo, NY United States
NOV 18, 2016 - NOV 20, 2016
Gravette High School
Gravette, AR United States
Gravette High School Gravette, AR United States
NOV 11, 2016 - NOV 12, 2016
Kenyon Wanamingo High School
Kenyon, MN United States
Kenyon Wanamingo High School Kenyon, MN United States
OCT 21, 2016 - OCT 23, 2016
Bryan Senior High School
Omaha, NE United States
Bryan Senior High School Omaha, NE United States
OCT 01, 2016 - OCT 31, 2016
Cimarron Middle School
Parker, CO United States
Cimarron Middle School Parker, CO United States
MAY 06, 2016 - MAY 06, 2016
Lopez Theatre
San Antonio, TX United States
Lopez Theatre San Antonio, TX United States
APR 29, 2016 - APR 29, 2016
Horizon Community Middle School
Aurora, CO United States
Horizon Community Middle School Aurora, CO United States
APR 08, 2016 - APR 30, 2016
Caston Drama Club
Fulton, IN United States
Caston Drama Club Fulton, IN United States
MAR 10, 2016 - MAR 11, 2016
The Ethel Walker School
Simsbury, CT United States
The Ethel Walker School Simsbury, CT United States
DEC 05, 2015 - DEC 12, 2015
Saint Francis High School
Mountain View, CA United States
Saint Francis High School Mountain View, CA United States
APR 17, 2015 - APR 17, 2015
Midland Community School District
Wyoming, IA United States
Midland Community School District Wyoming, IA United States
MAR 14, 2025 - MAR 16, 2025
Cascade High School Theatre Department
Turner, OR United States
Cascade High School Theatre Department Turner, OR United States
NOV 21, 2024 - NOV 24, 2024
Newport Harbor High School
Newport Beach, CA United States
Newport Harbor High School Newport Beach, CA United States
OCT 25, 2024 - OCT 26, 2024
Spring Station Middle School
Spring Hill, TN United States
Spring Station Middle School Spring Hill, TN United States
No professional productions.

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