What To Do When You Hate All Your Friends

What To Do When You Hate All Your Friends An Anti-Social Comedy by Larry Kunofsky

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Productions (2)
Comedy
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90 - 100 minutes
3 W, 2 M,  (5-11 actors possible: 3-6 W, 2-5 M)
Content Notes: Adult language and content.
Set: Interiors in a bustling metropolis -- restaurant, living rooms, bedrooms, etc.

When Matt realizes that he hates all of his current friends, he finds himself pulled into a literal cult of new Friendship: that's capital-F Friendship for capital-F Friends. Celia, a ringleader of the Friends, introduces him to a world of backstabbing Frenemies, point-based rankings, group shower parties, and passive-aggressive outsiders -- and he's a perfect fit. As Matt grows closer to Celia, they must overcome their mountainous hang-ups to become more-than-Friends. This hilarious black comedy, narrated by a passive-aggressive outsider, is chock-full of cattiness, ludicrous quirks, and awkward obscenities -- all of the frustrations and joys of human relationships.

Pricing Information

Min. Performance Fee* $85
Standard Edition $13.99
Stage Manager Edition $24.99
Archival Video License $150

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Play Details

When Matt realizes that he hates all of his current friends, he finds himself pulled into a literal cult of new Friendship: that's capital-F Friendship for capital-F Friends. Celia, a ringleader of the Friends, introduces him to a world of backstabbing Frenemies, point-based rankings, group shower parties, and passive-aggressive outsiders -- and he's a perfect fit. As Matt grows closer to Celia, they must overcome their mountainous hang-ups to become more-than-Friends. This hilarious black comedy, narrated by a passive-aggressive outsider, is chock-full of cattiness, ludicrous quirks, and awkward obscenities -- all of the frustrations and joys of human relationships.

  • Comedy
  • |
  • 90 - 100 minutes
  • 3 W, 2 M,  (5-11 actors possible: 3-6 W, 2-5 M)
  • Content Notes: Adult language and content.
  • Set: Interiors in a bustling metropolis -- restaurant, living rooms, bedrooms, etc.
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-62384-434-9

Production History

SEP 30, 2021 - OCT 02, 2021
Westfield State University
Westfield, MA United States
Westfield State University Westfield, MA United States
JUL 24, 2008 - AUG 23, 2008
Four Chairs Theatre Company
New York, NY United States
Four Chairs Theatre Company New York, NY United States
No upcoming productions.
JUL 24, 2008 - AUG 23, 2008
Four Chairs Theatre Company
New York, NY United States
Four Chairs Theatre Company New York, NY United States

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