The Worstest Play Ever Wrote
by Jason Pizzarello

Productions (26)
  • Comedy
  • 30 - 35 minutes
  • 2 f, 2 m, 26 either (10-30 actors possible: 2-28 f, 2-28 m)
  • Set: Minimal.
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-62384-530-8

The Worstest Play Ever Wrote
by Jason Pizzarello

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Productions (26)
  • Comedy
  • 30 - 35 minutes
  • 2 f, 2 m, 26 either (10-30 actors possible: 2-28 f, 2-28 m)
  • Set: Minimal.

What do you get when you combine an after school special, a penguin heist, accent-challenged knights, puppet-show Shakespeare, and a vampire murder mystery? One playwright thinks these could be the ingredients for his magnum opus, but it could be the recipe for the worst play ever written in the history of the world...and possibly the universe. With Stage Directions and Scene Heading as our narrators and flashy Flashback giving backstory, nothing on earth could possibly outdo this hilariously awful night of theater.

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What do you get when you combine an after school special, a penguin heist, accent-challenged knights, puppet-show Shakespeare, and a vampire murder mystery? One playwright thinks these could be the ingredients for his magnum opus, but it could be the recipe for the worst play ever written in the history of the world...and possibly the universe. With Stage Directions and Scene Heading as our narrators and flashy Flashback giving backstory, nothing on earth could possibly outdo this hilariously awful night of theater.

  • Comedy
  • 30 - 35 minutes
  • 2 f, 2 m, 26 either (10-30 actors possible: 2-28 f, 2-28 m)
  • Set: Minimal.
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-62384-530-8

Production History

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OCT 28, 2017 - OCT 28, 2017
Kerr Middle School
Burleson, TX United States
Kerr Middle School Burleson, TX United States
MAR 30, 2017 - MAR 30, 2017
Brewer Middle School
Greenwood, SC United States
Brewer Middle School Greenwood, SC United States
SEP 24, 2014 - SEP 25, 2014
St. Francis Borgia Regional High School
Washington, MO United States
St. Francis Borgia Regional High School Washington, MO United States
MAY 14, 2014 - MAY 14, 2014
Centennial High School
Corona, CA United States
Centennial High School Corona, CA United States
FEB 27, 2014 - MAR 01, 2014
Salina Central High School
Salina, KS United States
Salina Central High School Salina, KS United States
JAN 22, 2014 - JAN 22, 2014
Athey Creek Middle School
West Linn, OR United States
Athey Creek Middle School West Linn, OR United States
JAN 16, 2014 - JAN 16, 2014
Washington Park High School
Racine, WI United States
Washington Park High School Racine, WI United States
MAY 15, 2013 - MAY 16, 2013
Guthrie School
Lancaster Park, AB Canada
Guthrie School Lancaster Park, AB Canada
FEB 15, 2013 - FEB 22, 2013
Eisenhower Middle School Theatre
San Antonio, TX United States
Eisenhower Middle School Theatre San Antonio, TX United States
NOV 01, 2012 - NOV 20, 2012
Larimore High School
Larimore, ND United States
Larimore High School Larimore, ND United States
MAY 22, 2012 - MAY 22, 2012
Lakeland High School
Rathdrum, ID United States
Lakeland High School Rathdrum, ID United States
MAR 31, 2012 - MAR 31, 2012
Talented Theatre
Thibodaux, LA United States
Talented Theatre Thibodaux, LA United States
MAR 25, 2012 - MAR 25, 2012
Columbus County Schools
Cerro Gordo, NC United States
Columbus County Schools Cerro Gordo, NC United States
JAN 20, 2012 - JAN 21, 2012
Prior Lake High School
Savage, MN United States
Prior Lake High School Savage, MN United States
DEC 11, 2011 - DEC 11, 2011
Skidmore-Tynan Drama Club
Skidmore, TX United States
Skidmore-Tynan Drama Club Skidmore, TX United States
NOV 10, 2011 - NOV 10, 2011
Soquel High School
Soquel, CA United States
Soquel High School Soquel, CA United States
NOV 03, 2011 - NOV 05, 2011
Highlands High School
North Highlands, CA United States
Highlands High School North Highlands, CA United States
AUG 05, 2011 - AUG 05, 2011
Barrington Recreational Theatre
Barrington, RI United States
Barrington Recreational Theatre Barrington, RI United States
APR 30, 2011 - APR 30, 2011
Jacobs High School
Algonquin, IL United States
Jacobs High School Algonquin, IL United States
APR 29, 2011 - MAY 06, 2011
Black Hills High School
Tumwater, WA United States
Black Hills High School Tumwater, WA United States
MAR 04, 2011 - MAR 04, 2011
Austin Preparatory School
Reading, MA United States
Austin Preparatory School Reading, MA United States
FEB 12, 2011 - APR 02, 2011
Hedgesville High School Thespians
Hedgesville, WV United States
Hedgesville High School Thespians Hedgesville, WV United States
JAN 19, 2011 - JAN 19, 2011
South Charlotte Middle School
Charlotte, NC United States
South Charlotte Middle School Charlotte, NC United States
JAN 15, 2011 - JAN 15, 2011
Cooper Middle School
McLean, VA United States
Cooper Middle School McLean, VA United States
NOV 19, 2010 - NOV 19, 2010
The Dalton School
New York, NY United States
The Dalton School New York, NY United States
NOV 12, 2010 - NOV 14, 2010
Batesville High School
Batesville, IN United States
Batesville High School Batesville, IN United States
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