Dinner and a Swashbuckling by Jon Justis

After finding a severed finger floating in the chowder at a pirate-themed restaurant, Dan and Gretchen encounter a kitchen filled with unsavory pirate characters on their way to complain to the "Captain." With a rowdy crew featuring Salty Pete the Dishwasher and Billy Bones the Busboy, Gretchen and Dan find themselves thrown into an all-out brawl with cutlasses, ladles, deadly lobsters, and ninja delivery boys in this eccentric twist on a romantic comedy, with a helping of swordplay on the side.