After finding a severed finger floating in the chowder at a pirate-themed restaurant, Dan and Gretchen encounter a kitchen filled with unsavory pirate characters on their way to complain to the "Captain." With a rowdy crew featuring Salty Pete the Dishwasher and Billy Bones the Busboy, Gretchen and Dan find themselves thrown into an all-out brawl with cutlasses, ladles, deadly lobsters, and ninja delivery boys in this eccentric twist on a romantic comedy, with a helping of swordplay on the side.
- 35 - 45 minutes
- 1 f, 4 m, 9 either (12-20 actors possible: 1-10 f, 4-13 m)
- Set: Flexible.
- Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-62384-639-8