The Princess and the Pee

The Princess and the Pee by Lily Baber Coyle

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Productions (14)
Comedy
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80 - 100 minutes
6 W, 5 M,  (11-35 actors possible: 6-18 W, 5-17 M)
Set: Flexible: elaborate or simple.

The princess has a team of servants working 24/7 to keep her beautiful, but because they pamper her so much, she still wets the bed. The good news is that a Royal Beauty Rest Servant named Yolanda has the class, the sass, the heart, and the smarts to speak truth to power. The bad news is that Yolanda's candor and opinions get her banished to the Deep Dark Enchanted Forest. As she attempts to right the royal family's wrongs, Yolanda confronts a cheerleading witch, rescues three princes, and restores her own family to their former glory as world-famous jump-ropers. A silly spin on the classic fairy tale.

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Play Details

The princess has a team of servants working 24/7 to keep her beautiful, but because they pamper her so much, she still wets the bed. The good news is that a Royal Beauty Rest Servant named Yolanda has the class, the sass, the heart, and the smarts to speak truth to power. The bad news is that Yolanda's candor and opinions get her banished to the Deep Dark Enchanted Forest. As she attempts to right the royal family's wrongs, Yolanda confronts a cheerleading witch, rescues three princes, and restores her own family to their former glory as world-famous jump-ropers. A silly spin on the classic fairy tale.

  • Comedy
  • |
  • 80 - 100 minutes
  • 6 W, 5 M,  (11-35 actors possible: 6-18 W, 5-17 M)
  • Set: Flexible: elaborate or simple.

Published Reviews

"Complex, absurd, thought-provoking, and hysterically funny... This is children's storytelling at its best: goofy, fast-paced and with a point when all is said and done."

Victor Hahn, The Reader (Nebraska)

"Children and adults will go crazy over The Princess and the Pee."

Julien R. Fielding, The Daily Record (Nebraska)

"Colorful, offbeat, magical."

Bob Fischbach, Omaha World-Herald

Production History

JUN 29, 2015 - AUG 08, 2015
Young Peoples Theatre Newcastle Inc
HAMILTON, NSW Australia
 Young Peoples Theatre Newcastle Inc HAMILTON, NSW Australia
MAY 11, 2012 - MAY 12, 2012
Terra Ceia Christian School Gym
Pantego, NC United States
 Terra Ceia Christian School Gym Pantego, NC United States
MAR 23, 2012 - MAR 24, 2012
Pioneer Elementary School
Pioneer, CA United States
 Pioneer Elementary School Pioneer, CA United States
NOV 10, 2011 - NOV 11, 2011
Maryville High School
Maryville, MO United States
 Maryville High School Maryville, MO United States
MAY 20, 2011 - MAY 21, 2011
Mount Airy Christian Academy
Mt. Airy, MD United States
 Mount Airy Christian Academy Mt. Airy, MD United States
JAN 22, 2011 - JAN 23, 2011
Schuylkill Haven Area School District
Schuylkill Haven, PA United States
 Schuylkill Haven Area School District Schuylkill Haven, PA United States
NOV 12, 2010 - NOV 13, 2010
Woodland Park Middle School
Woodland Park, CO United States
 Woodland Park Middle School Woodland Park, CO United States
JUL 15, 2010 - JUL 24, 2010
Community Players, Inc.
Sulphur Springs, TX United States
 Community Players, Inc. Sulphur Springs, TX United States
APR 30, 2010 - MAY 01, 2010
Shelby Public School
Shelby, NE United States
 Shelby Public School Shelby, NE United States
APR 15, 2010 - APR 18, 2010
Clark Middle School
St. John, IN United States
 Clark Middle School St. John, IN United States
FEB 06, 2010 - FEB 07, 2010
Hueytown High School
Hueytown, AL United States
 Hueytown High School Hueytown, AL United States
OCT 23, 2009 - NOV 01, 2009
Theatrical Amateur Players Seymour Inc.
Seymour, Vic., Australia
 Theatrical Amateur Players Seymour Inc. Seymour, Vic., Australia
SEP 24, 2009 - SEP 27, 2009
The Ragged Edge Community Theatre
Harrodsburg, KY United States
 The Ragged Edge Community Theatre Harrodsburg, KY United States
AUG 24, 2006 - SEP 30, 2006
SNAP! Productions
Omaha, NE United States
 SNAP! Productions Omaha, NE United States
No upcoming productions.
No professional productions.

Awards (1)

Outstanding New Script, Theater Arts Guild of Omaha, Nebraska (2007)

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