High School (non) Musical
by Jonathan Dorf

Productions (130)
  • Comedy
  • 75 - 85 minutes
  • 5 f, 6 m, 9 either (14-50 actors possible: 5-25 f, 5-25 m)
  • Set: Minimal, suggested set.
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-62384-173-7

High School (non) Musical
by Jonathan Dorf

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Productions (130)
  • Comedy
  • 75 - 85 minutes
  • 5 f, 6 m, 9 either (14-50 actors possible: 5-25 f, 5-25 m)
  • Set: Minimal, suggested set.

Toy Boatin is Roswell High's bowling star, but he's longing for more than just the state championship. When surgical prodigy Gaberella transfers in, she's immediately drafted onto the surgical decathlon team, but she too wants more. Will Toy and Gaberella unseat Shitzu and Cryin as the leads in the upcoming Winter Muse Cycle? After Gaberella's classmates discover that her singing voice is so bad that it could cause mass casualties, they must decide what's more important -- following your dreams, or preserving life as we know it. An outrageous spoof of the popular Disney sensation.

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Toy Boatin is Roswell High's bowling star, but he's longing for more than just the state championship. When surgical prodigy Gaberella transfers in, she's immediately drafted onto the surgical decathlon team, but she too wants more. Will Toy and Gaberella unseat Shitzu and Cryin as the leads in the upcoming Winter Muse Cycle? After Gaberella's classmates discover that her singing voice is so bad that it could cause mass casualties, they must decide what's more important -- following your dreams, or preserving life as we know it. An outrageous spoof of the popular Disney sensation.

  • Comedy
  • 75 - 85 minutes
  • 5 f, 6 m, 9 either (14-50 actors possible: 5-25 f, 5-25 m)
  • Set: Minimal, suggested set.
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-62384-173-7

Published Reviews

"...the audience need not be young, or familiar with the Disney show, to get laughs out of this spoof."

The Advertiser-Tribune (Tiffin, OH)

Production History

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MAY 18, 2017 - MAY 19, 2017
Oak Middle School
Los Alamitos, CA United States
Oak Middle School Los Alamitos, CA United States
MAR 17, 2017 - MAR 18, 2017
Pennfield High School Drama Club
Battle Creek, MI United States
Pennfield High School Drama Club Battle Creek, MI United States
MAR 10, 2017 - MAR 18, 2017
Reading Drama Club
Reading, MI United States
Reading Drama Club Reading, MI United States
NOV 04, 2016 - FEB 11, 2017
Bonita Vista High School
Chula Vista, CA United States
Bonita Vista High School Chula Vista, CA United States
MAR 05, 2016 - MAR 08, 2016
Hardin County High School
Savannah, TN United States
Hardin County High School Savannah, TN United States
MAR 04, 2016 - MAR 05, 2016
Oskaloosa High School
Oskaloosa, IA United States
Oskaloosa High School Oskaloosa, IA United States
JAN 22, 2016 - JAN 23, 2016
Class Of 2016
Glen Head, NY United States
Class Of 2016 Glen Head, NY United States
DEC 12, 2015 - DEC 12, 2015
Gemco Players Community Theatre Incorporated Association
Emerald, VIC Australia
Gemco Players Community Theatre Incorporated Association Emerald, VIC Australia
NOV 12, 2015 - NOV 13, 2015
Drama Club
Floral Park, NY United States
Drama Club Floral Park, NY United States
SEP 27, 2015 - SEP 29, 2015
Free State High School
Lawrence, KS United States
Free State High School Lawrence, KS United States
APR 17, 2015 - APR 19, 2015
Ilwaco High School
Ilwaco, WA United States
Ilwaco High School Ilwaco, WA United States
APR 10, 2015 - APR 12, 2015
Campbell High School Theatre Dept.
Litchfield, NH United States
Campbell High School Theatre Dept. Litchfield, NH United States
MAR 07, 2015 - MAR 07, 2015
Cajon High School
San Bernardino, CA United States
Cajon High School San Bernardino, CA United States
MAR 05, 2015 - MAR 13, 2015
Cajon High School
San Bernardino, CA United States
Cajon High School San Bernardino, CA United States
MAR 05, 2015 - MAR 06, 2015
Flaming Island High School
Fleming Island, FL United States
Flaming Island High School Fleming Island, FL United States
DEC 11, 2014 - DEC 12, 2014
Miami Lakes Educational Center
Miami Lakes, FL United States
Miami Lakes Educational Center Miami Lakes, FL United States
NOV 14, 2014 - NOV 15, 2014
Meridian High School
Decatur, IL United States
Meridian High School Decatur, IL United States
OCT 30, 2014 - OCT 31, 2014
Austin High School
Austin, IN United States
Austin High School Austin, IN United States
APR 16, 2014 - APR 16, 2014
Gilbert Christian High School
Gilbert, AZ United States
Gilbert Christian High School Gilbert, AZ United States
APR 04, 2014 - APR 05, 2014
Marceline Drama Department
Marceline , MO United States
Marceline Drama Department Marceline , MO United States
MAR 05, 2014 - MAR 06, 2014
Barbara Goleman Senior High School
Miami, FL United States
Barbara Goleman Senior High School Miami, FL United States
FEB 06, 2014 - FEB 07, 2014
St. Theresa School
Des Moines, IA United States
St. Theresa School Des Moines, IA United States
NOV 21, 2013 - NOV 23, 2013
Kodiak High School
Kodiak, AK United States
Kodiak High School Kodiak, AK United States
NOV 21, 2013 - JAN 10, 2014
Empire High School Junior Class
Duncan, OK United States
Empire High School Junior Class Duncan, OK United States
NOV 16, 2013 - NOV 18, 2013
International Schools Services
Cranbury, NJ United States
International Schools Services Cranbury, NJ United States
NOV 13, 2013 - NOV 14, 2013
Volunteer High School
Church Hill, TN United States
Volunteer High School Church Hill, TN United States
AUG 11, 2013 - AUG 31, 2013
Centennial High School
Corona, CA United States
Centennial High School Corona, CA United States
MAY 20, 2013 - MAY 21, 2013
St. Joseph Catholic School
Baytown, TX United States
St. Joseph Catholic School Baytown, TX United States
MAY 20, 2013 - MAY 25, 2013
Lincoln Middle School
Portland, ME United States
Lincoln Middle School Portland, ME United States
MAY 16, 2013 - MAY 16, 2013
Holy Spirit School
Louisville, KY United States
Holy Spirit School Louisville, KY United States
MAY 10, 2013 - MAY 12, 2013
School Of The Arts
Rochester, NY United States
School Of The Arts Rochester, NY United States
APR 26, 2013 - APR 26, 2013
Sequatchie County High School
Dunlap, TN United States
Sequatchie County High School Dunlap, TN United States
APR 26, 2013 - APR 27, 2013
Westport Central School
Westport, NY United States
Westport Central School Westport, NY United States
APR 19, 2013 - APR 20, 2013
Dowell Middle School
McKinney, TX United States
Dowell Middle School McKinney, TX United States
MAR 08, 2013 - MAR 10, 2013
Southport High School Auditorium
Indianapolis, IN United States
Southport High School Auditorium Indianapolis, IN United States
DEC 11, 2012 - DEC 11, 2012
Jefferson Academy
Broomfield, CO United States
Jefferson Academy Broomfield, CO United States
NOV 18, 2012 - NOV 18, 2012
Cleveland High School
Cleveland, MN United States
Cleveland High School Cleveland, MN United States
NOV 16, 2012 - NOV 16, 2012
Brookside Middle School
Ridgewood, NJ United States
Brookside Middle School Ridgewood, NJ United States
NOV 16, 2012 - NOV 17, 2012
Cleveland High School
Cleveland, MN United States
Cleveland High School Cleveland, MN United States
MAY 17, 2012 - MAY 17, 2012
Ninety Six High School
Ninety Six, SC United States
Ninety Six High School Ninety Six, SC United States
MAY 09, 2012 - MAY 10, 2012
Merkel Middle School
Merkel, TX United States
Merkel Middle School Merkel, TX United States
MAY 01, 2012 - MAY 05, 2012
Riggs High School
Pierre, SD United States
Riggs High School Pierre, SD United States
MAR 30, 2012 - MAR 30, 2012
Floodwood Public School
Floodwood, MN United States
Floodwood Public School Floodwood, MN United States
MAR 24, 2012 - MAR 24, 2012
Morris County School Of Technology
Denville, NJ United States
Morris County School Of Technology Denville, NJ United States
MAR 22, 2012 - MAR 23, 2012
Morris County School Of Technology
Denville, NJ United States
Morris County School Of Technology Denville, NJ United States
MAR 11, 2012 - MAR 11, 2012
Heath High School
Heath, OH United States
Heath High School Heath, OH United States
MAR 02, 2012 - MAR 02, 2012
Heath High School
Heath, OH United States
Heath High School Heath, OH United States
DEC 07, 2011 - DEC 09, 2011
W.G. Murdoch School
Crossfield, AB Canada
W.G. Murdoch School Crossfield, AB Canada
DEC 07, 2011 - DEC 07, 2011
W.G. Murdoch School
Crossfield, AB Canada
W.G. Murdoch School Crossfield, AB Canada
NOV 11, 2011 - NOV 12, 2011
Danbury High School
Marblehead, OH United States
Danbury High School Marblehead, OH United States
JUN 02, 2011 - JUN 04, 2011
Fredericton High School Drama Club
Fredericton, NB Canada
Fredericton High School Drama Club Fredericton, NB Canada
MAY 05, 2011 - MAY 07, 2011
North Middlesex District High School
Parkhill, ON Canada
North Middlesex District High School Parkhill, ON Canada
MAY 01, 2011 - MAY 31, 2011
North Fort Myers High School
North Fort Myers, FL United States
North Fort Myers High School North Fort Myers, FL United States
APR 28, 2011 - APR 29, 2011
Shelby Public School
Shelby, NE United States
Shelby Public School Shelby, NE United States
APR 15, 2011 - APR 15, 2011
Coweta High School
Coweta, OK United States
Coweta High School Coweta, OK United States
APR 09, 2011 - APR 09, 2011
Eustis-Farnam Schools
Eustis, NE United States
Eustis-Farnam Schools Eustis, NE United States
MAR 30, 2011 - APR 02, 2011
Altrincham Youth Theatre
Altrincham, United Kingdom
Altrincham Youth Theatre Altrincham, United Kingdom
MAR 24, 2011 - MAR 26, 2011
Western Hills Auditorium
Frankfort, KY United States
Western Hills Auditorium Frankfort, KY United States
MAR 11, 2011 - MAR 12, 2011
Okaw Valley High School Drama Club
Bethany, IL United States
Okaw Valley High School Drama Club Bethany, IL United States
MAR 10, 2011 - MAR 11, 2011
Charleston County School Of The Arts Theatre Department
North Charleston, SC United States
Charleston County School Of The Arts Theatre Department North Charleston, SC United States
MAR 05, 2011 - MAR 07, 2011
Our Lady's Christian School
Erie, PA United States
Our Lady's Christian School Erie, PA United States
MAR 03, 2011 - MAR 04, 2011
CGPS Theater
New York, NY United States
CGPS Theater New York, NY United States
FEB 26, 2011 - MAY 13, 2011
Florence High School
Florence, AL United States
Florence High School Florence, AL United States
FEB 25, 2011 - FEB 28, 2011
Maxwell High School
Maxwell, CA United States
Maxwell High School Maxwell, CA United States
JAN 28, 2011 - JAN 28, 2011
Early College High School
Toledo, NE United States
Early College High School Toledo, NE United States
DEC 11, 2010 - DEC 11, 2010
Munising High School
Munising, MI United States
Munising High School Munising, MI United States
DEC 08, 2010 - DEC 11, 2010
Brookline High School
Chestnut Hill, MA United States
Brookline High School Chestnut Hill, MA United States
NOV 18, 2010 - NOV 20, 2010
Brookville High School
Brookville, OH United States
Brookville High School Brookville, OH United States
NOV 13, 2010 - NOV 13, 2010
Soquel High School
Soquel, CA United States
Soquel High School Soquel, CA United States
OCT 15, 2010 - OCT 23, 2010
Santa Cruz High School
Santa Cruz, CA United States
Santa Cruz High School Santa Cruz, CA United States
OCT 15, 2010 - OCT 16, 2010
Village Christian School
Sun Valley, CA United States
Village Christian School Sun Valley, CA United States
AUG 25, 2010 - AUG 27, 2010
Lighthouse Christian Collage
Keysborough, VIC Australia
Lighthouse Christian Collage Keysborough, VIC Australia
JUL 17, 2010 - JUL 18, 2010
Evergreen Family Theatre
Redmond, WA United States
Evergreen Family Theatre Redmond, WA United States
MAY 21, 2010 - MAY 22, 2010
Tri-Cities Christian School
Blountville, TN United States
Tri-Cities Christian School Blountville, TN United States
MAY 21, 2010 - MAY 24, 2010
Macarthur High School
Irving, TX United States
Macarthur High School Irving, TX United States
MAY 19, 2010 - MAY 19, 2010
Northeast Edmonton Christian School
Edmonton, AB Canada
Northeast Edmonton Christian School Edmonton, AB Canada
MAY 14, 2010 - MAY 14, 2010
North Garland High School
Carrollton, TX United States
North Garland High School Carrollton, TX United States
MAY 13, 2010 - MAY 15, 2010
West County Drama
Park Hills, MO United States
West County Drama Park Hills, MO United States
APR 29, 2010 - MAY 02, 2010
St. Thomas Aquinas High School
Hammond, LA United States
St. Thomas Aquinas High School Hammond, LA United States
APR 15, 2010 - APR 30, 2010
Kwalikum Secondary School
Qualicum Beach, BC Canada
Kwalikum Secondary School Qualicum Beach, BC Canada
MAR 12, 2010 - MAR 13, 2010
Morrisonville High School
Morrisonville, IL United States
Morrisonville High School Morrisonville, IL United States
MAR 10, 2010 - MAR 13, 2010
Hoover High School
Fresno, CA United States
Hoover High School Fresno, CA United States
MAR 10, 2010 - MAR 13, 2010
Edison High School
Kingsburg, CA United States
Edison High School Kingsburg, CA United States
JAN 15, 2010 - FEB 15, 2010
West Geauga Local Schools
Chesterland, OH United States
West Geauga Local Schools Chesterland, OH United States
JAN 07, 2010 - JAN 10, 2010
Taft Union High School
Taft, CA United States
Taft Union High School Taft, CA United States
DEC 10, 2009 - DEC 12, 2009
Damascus High School
Damascus, MD United States
Damascus High School Damascus, MD United States
DEC 09, 2009 - DEC 12, 2009
St. Marys DCVI
St. Marys, ON Canada
St. Marys DCVI St. Marys, ON Canada
DEC 03, 2009 - DEC 05, 2009
Oak Glen High School
New Cumberland, WV United States
Oak Glen High School New Cumberland, WV United States
NOV 19, 2009 - NOV 21, 2009
Shelby High School Auditorium
Shelby, MI United States
Shelby High School Auditorium Shelby, MI United States
NOV 13, 2009 - NOV 14, 2009
Bondurant-Farrar Jr/Sr High
Bondurant, IA United States
Bondurant-Farrar Jr/Sr High Bondurant, IA United States
NOV 12, 2009 - NOV 14, 2009
Ligon GT Magnet Middle School
Raleigh, NC United States
Ligon GT Magnet Middle School Raleigh, NC United States
NOV 10, 2009 - NOV 10, 2009
Garden Plain High School
Garden Plain, KS United States
Garden Plain High School Garden Plain, KS United States
NOV 06, 2009 - NOV 07, 2009
Prairie View High School
Henderson, CO United States
Prairie View High School Henderson, CO United States
OCT 30, 2009 - NOV 07, 2009
Stevenson School
Pebble Beach, CA United States
Stevenson School Pebble Beach, CA United States
OCT 29, 2009 - NOV 01, 2009
Central Catholic High School
Toledo, OH United States
Central Catholic High School Toledo, OH United States
OCT 09, 2009 - OCT 17, 2009
Center For Living Arts
Rock Island, IL United States
Center For Living Arts Rock Island, IL United States
JUN 04, 2009 - JUN 04, 2009
BBP PAA
Lakehurst, NJ United States
BBP PAA Lakehurst, NJ United States
MAY 28, 2009 - MAY 29, 2009
Capital Area Productions
East Greenbush, NY United States
Capital Area Productions East Greenbush, NY United States
MAY 12, 2009 - MAY 15, 2009
Lomax Junior High
La Porte, TX United States
Lomax Junior High La Porte, TX United States
MAY 01, 2009 - MAY 01, 2009
Ruth Ann Street Theater
Kingsport, TN United States
Ruth Ann Street Theater Kingsport, TN United States
MAY 01, 2009 - MAY 03, 2009
Fannin County High School
Blue Ridge, GA United States
Fannin County High School Blue Ridge, GA United States
APR 29, 2009 - APR 29, 2009
GLTHS Drama Club
Tyngsboro, MA United States
GLTHS Drama Club Tyngsboro, MA United States
APR 27, 2009 - APR 27, 2009
Pigeon Forge High School
Pigeon Forge, TN United States
Pigeon Forge High School Pigeon Forge, TN United States
APR 24, 2009 - APR 26, 2009
Durand Jr. High
Durand, IL United States
Durand Jr. High Durand, IL United States
APR 18, 2009 - APR 18, 2009
North Central Texas College
Gainesville, TX United States
North Central Texas College Gainesville, TX United States
APR 16, 2009 - APR 19, 2009
Durant High School
Plant City, FL United States
Durant High School Plant City, FL United States
APR 05, 2009 - APR 06, 2009
Lac Qui Parle Valley High School
Madison, MN United States
Lac Qui Parle Valley High School Madison, MN United States
APR 02, 2009 - APR 04, 2009
Marion C. Early High School
Morrisville, MO United States
Marion C. Early High School Morrisville, MO United States
MAR 24, 2009 - MAR 24, 2009
Marcus High School
Highland Village, TX United States
Marcus High School Highland Village, TX United States
MAR 19, 2009 - MAR 22, 2009
Wooster High School
Reno, NV United States
Wooster High School Reno, NV United States
MAR 06, 2009 - MAR 07, 2009
Olentangy Orange Middle School
Lewis Center, OH United States
Olentangy Orange Middle School Lewis Center, OH United States
FEB 09, 2009 - FEB 09, 2009
Osceola Middle School
Seminole, FL United States
Osceola Middle School Seminole, FL United States
JAN 17, 2009 - JAN 17, 2009
North Attleboro Theater Company
North Attleborough, MA United States
North Attleboro Theater Company North Attleborough, MA United States
DEC 12, 2008 - DEC 12, 2008
Thomas Jefferson Middle School
Merritt Island, FL United States
Thomas Jefferson Middle School Merritt Island, FL United States
DEC 04, 2008 - DEC 06, 2008
Springfield Jewish Community Center
Springfield, MA United States
Springfield Jewish Community Center Springfield, MA United States
NOV 21, 2008 - NOV 22, 2008
Kiski Area High School
Vandergrift, PA United States
Kiski Area High School Vandergrift, PA United States
NOV 20, 2008 - NOV 23, 2008
Churchill County High School
Fallon, NV United States
Churchill County High School Fallon, NV United States
NOV 20, 2008 - NOV 23, 2008
Heidelberg College
Tiffin, OH United States
Heidelberg College Tiffin, OH United States
NOV 19, 2008 - NOV 19, 2008
Pioneer Middle School
Tustin, CA United States
Pioneer Middle School Tustin, CA United States
NOV 19, 2008 - NOV 22, 2008
Director Of JHS Theatre Arts
Jenison, MI United States
Director Of JHS Theatre Arts Jenison, MI United States
NOV 17, 2008 - NOV 17, 2008
Coppell Middle School North
Coppell, TX United States
Coppell Middle School North Coppell, TX United States
NOV 06, 2008 - NOV 08, 2008
Ridgeview High School
Orange Park, FL United States
Ridgeview High School Orange Park, FL United States
NOV 06, 2008 - NOV 15, 2008
Natomas High School
Sacramento, CA United States
Natomas High School Sacramento, CA United States
OCT 16, 2008 - OCT 18, 2008
Hinsdale Central Drama Group
Willowbrook, IL United States
Hinsdale Central Drama Group Willowbrook, IL United States
OCT 16, 2008 - OCT 16, 2008
Thomas Alva Edison High School
Stockton, CA United States
Thomas Alva Edison High School Stockton, CA United States
OCT 11, 2008 - OCT 13, 2008
Northwood School District
Minong, WI United States
Northwood School District Minong, WI United States
JUL 22, 2008 - JUL 24, 2008
Children's Educational Theatre
Salem, OR United States
Children's Educational Theatre Salem, OR United States
APR 01, 2008 - APR 01, 2008
Lajes Elementary/high School
APO, AE United States
Lajes Elementary/high School APO, AE United States
MAR 13, 2008 - MAR 14, 2008
Garfield Middle School
Lakewood, OH United States
Garfield Middle School Lakewood, OH United States
NOV 01, 2007 - NOV 30, 2007
Springfield Academy of Arts and Academics
Springfield, OR United States
Springfield Academy of Arts and Academics Springfield, OR United States
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MAY 18, 2017 - MAY 19, 2017
Oak Middle School
Los Alamitos, CA United States
Oak Middle School Los Alamitos, CA United States
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