Who Maid Who?

Who Maid Who? by David Lassig

(3)
Productions (18)
Farce
|
110 - 120 minutes
4 W, 4 M, 
Content Notes: Mild adult language and content
Set: Single set: living room and bedroom of a lake cabin.

Joe's mischievous weekend get-away with his would-be mistress at his lake cabin goes horribly wrong when his wife shows up and catches Joe with his new "French maid." As if this situation weren't sticky enough, Joe's parents have a weekend of their own planned at the cabin. With an inquisitive cop, a chef, a gardener, and a variety of young and old maids, how will Joe manage to sort everything out?

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Play Details

Joe's mischievous weekend get-away with his would-be mistress at his lake cabin goes horribly wrong when his wife shows up and catches Joe with his new "French maid." As if this situation weren't sticky enough, Joe's parents have a weekend of their own planned at the cabin. With an inquisitive cop, a chef, a gardener, and a variety of young and old maids, how will Joe manage to sort everything out?

  • Farce
  • |
  • 110 - 120 minutes
  • 4 W, 4 M, 
  • Content Notes: Mild adult language and content
  • Set: Single set: living room and bedroom of a lake cabin.
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-62384-204-8

Published Reviews

"Lassig's creative energy shines...the unexpected twists of humor in the plot keep you laughing all the way home."

Sue Cwikla, West Fargo Pioneer

Production History

SEP 16, 2022 - SEP 24, 2022
The Centralia Cultural Society
CENTRALIA, IL United States
 The Centralia Cultural Society CENTRALIA, IL United States
OCT 01, 2019 - NOV 30, 2019
Stratton Eustis Community Theater
Stratton, ME United States
 Stratton Eustis Community Theater Stratton, ME United States
MAR 29, 2019 - MAR 30, 2019
Debbie's Angels Productions LLC
Jacksonville, NC United States
 Debbie's Angels Productions LLC Jacksonville, NC United States
MAR 28, 2019 - MAR 31, 2019
Rocklyn Country Theatre
Meaford, ON Canada
 Rocklyn Country Theatre Meaford, ON Canada
MAR 22, 2019 - MAR 23, 2019
Debbie's Angels Productions
Jacksonville, NC United States
 Debbie's Angels Productions Jacksonville, NC United States
MAR 15, 2019 - MAR 30, 2019
Harwood Prairie Playhouse, Bare Stage Theatre
West Fargo, ND United States
 Harwood Prairie Playhouse, Bare Stage Theatre West Fargo, ND United States
APR 19, 2018 - APR 22, 2018
Wasaga Community Theatre
Wasaga Beach, ON Canada
 Wasaga Community Theatre Wasaga Beach, ON Canada
APR 04, 2014 - APR 13, 2014
Greece Paint Players
Rochester, NY United States
 Greece Paint Players Rochester, NY United States
MAR 21, 2014 - APR 12, 2014
Carrollwood Players
TAMPA, FL United States
 Carrollwood Players TAMPA, FL United States
MAY 17, 2013 - JUL 07, 2013
Herongate Barn Dinner Theatre
Pickering, ON Canada
 Herongate Barn Dinner Theatre Pickering, ON Canada
NOV 30, 2012 - DEC 15, 2012
G.P. Performing Arts Guild
Grande Prairie, AB Canada
 G.P. Performing Arts Guild Grande Prairie, AB Canada
JUN 21, 2012 - JUN 23, 2012
Duncan Little Theatre
Duncan, OK United States
 Duncan Little Theatre Duncan, OK United States
JUN 07, 2012 - JUN 09, 2012
Storrington Dramatic Society
Storrington, United Kingdom
 Storrington Dramatic Society Storrington, United Kingdom
FEB 03, 2012 - FEB 14, 2012
Viaduct Theater
Chicago, IL United States
 Viaduct Theater Chicago, IL United States
FEB 03, 2012 - FEB 03, 2012
Viaduct Theater
Chicago, IL United States
 Viaduct Theater Chicago, IL United States
MAY 06, 2011 - JUN 22, 2011
Class Act Dinner Theatre
Whitby, ON Canada
 Class Act Dinner Theatre Whitby, ON Canada
NOV 06, 2010 - NOV 27, 2010
Mount Isa Theatrical Society
Mount Isa, QLD Australia
 Mount Isa Theatrical Society Mount Isa, QLD Australia
MAR 06, 2009 - MAR 28, 2009
Harwood Praire Playhouse
West Fargo, ND United States
 Harwood Praire Playhouse West Fargo, ND United States
No upcoming productions.
MAY 17, 2013 - JUL 07, 2013
Herongate Barn Dinner Theatre
Pickering, ON Canada
 Herongate Barn Dinner Theatre Pickering, ON Canada
FEB 03, 2012 - FEB 14, 2012
Viaduct Theater
Chicago, IL United States
 Viaduct Theater Chicago, IL United States

Awards (1)

Winner, Grindstone Award, Mountain Playhouse International Comedy Playwriting Contest (2009)

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