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Comedy
Short, 25-35 minutes
7 females, 6 males, 3 either
(4-16 actors possible: 0-16 females, 0-16 males)
$45.00 per performance; $8.99 per book
When two college recruiters at a prestigious university need to fill one last spot to keep their jobs, thirteen eccentric, dimwitted and slightly-insane high school seniors are eager to come in for an
interview. What seems like a simple task turns into a nightmare when the applicants turn out to be a reality TV star, a practicing vampire, an amateur magician, and others that are much, much worse. Each applicant's interview hilariously illustrates what NOT to do at a
college interview. (This play has a sequel called 14 More Ways To Screw Up Your College Interview.)
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Comedy
Short, 35-45 minutes
7 females, 5 males, 4 either
(10-35 actors possible: 4-30 females, 4-20 males)
$45.00 per performance; $8.99 per book
This crazed mash-up parody of the Harry Potter and Twilight series (with nods to Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Alice in Wonderland, and other stars of the pop culture pantheon) features invisible rabbits, armies of babies, murderous lunatics, evil gourmets and much more. Hilarity ensues as everyone's favorite wizards, vampires, and werewolves battle to save the gloomy town of Spork -- and indeed the world -- from certain destruction at the hands of the nefarious Fine Diner and the bloodthirsty Euphoria.
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Dracula adapted by William McNulty
originally dramatized by John L. Balderston and Hamilton Deane from Bram Stoker's world-famous novel, Dracula |
 
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Horror
Full-length, 100-110 minutes
7 females, 7 males (12-14 actors possible: 5-7 females, exactly 7 males)
$75.00 per performance; $8.99 per book
Professor Van Helsing and his brave comrades must hunt down and destroy the profoundly evil Count Dracula. But the Count is exceedingly resourceful, employing superhuman strength, psychic powers, and shape-changing to confound and frustrate his antagonists. Culminating in a wild and shocking confrontation between the King of Vampires and those who would rid the world of him, this adaptation is an action-packed, blood-soaked retelling of Bram Stoker's classic tale of horror.
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| "The universality and palatability are the play's strength...undeniably entertaining and exhilarating." |
| --Nathan Thatcher, Louisville Eccentric Observer |
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Comedy
Short, 30-35 minutes
2 females, 2 males, 26 either
(10-30 actors possible: 2-28 females, 2-28 males)
$35.00 per performance; $7.99 per book
What do you get when you combine an after school special, a penguin heist, accent-challenged knights, puppet-show Shakespeare, and a vampire murder mystery? One playwright thinks these could be the ingredients for his magnum opus, but it could be the recipe for the worst play ever written in the history of the world...and possibly the universe. With Stage Directions and Scene Heading as our narrators and flashy Flashback giving backstory, nothing on earth could possibly outdo this hilariously awful night of theater.
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Parody
Full-length, 60-70 minutes
7 females, 3 males, 20 either (20-50 actors possible: 7-40 females, 3-20 males)
$75.00 per performance; $8.99 per book
Brella Wann and her sister Pookie have just started at Tepes High where the student body is a little...different. In fact, every other student is, you guessed it, a vampire. Can the girls survive, surrounded by classmates out for their blood? Will Brella find true love with handsome, brooding vampire Hector Sullen, or will she fall for Fracus, the star basketball player for Werewolf Vo-Tech? This wild send-up of the romantic vampire genre will please everyone, no matter what team you're on.
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Comedy
Full-length, 80-90 minutes
3 females, 2 males, 2 either (7-25 actors possible: 3-19 females, 2-15 males)
$75.00 per performance; $8.99 per book
This live comic book anthology contains three irreverent comedies that hilariously skewer well-beloved genres. Hard-boiled paranormal detective Jake Misco takes on the case of a mysterious stranger who is haunted by her dead husband; a Cold War-era crime-fighting duo struggles to save America from the throes of Communism while questioning their own principles; and a teenage warrior princess named Tina must fight evil Zombie cheerleaders and the tedium of French class.
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| "...a lethal combination of social satire and serial spoofing..." |
| --Elias Stimac, BACKSTAGE |
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Dark (biting) comedy
Full-length, 90-120 minutes
6 females, 4 males (10-12 actors possible: exactly 6 females, 4-6 males)
$75.00 per performance; $8.99 per book
An adaptation of Bram Stoker's classic novel that preserves the Victorian tendencies of his writing while veering wildly into new vampire territory. As Seward, head of the asylum, and his close friend Van Helsing attempt to thwart the machinations of Dracula, Lucy seeks Dracula out and Mina begins succumbing to his spell. Wickedly clever language and an often nightmarish world combine to create a Dracula unlike it's ever been seen before.
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Comedy
Short, 50 minutes
4 females, 6 males (8-18 actors possible: 4-5 females, 4-13 males)
$35.00 per performance; $7.99 per book
When a production of Dracula is taken over by an audience member who demands more romance, Dracula marries Mina and moves to the suburbs of Transylvania to raise their two daughters. The Count of Darkness has all the problems you might expect of the father of two half-vampire daughters, from garlic experimentation to rebellious blood drinking.
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Comedy
Short, 40-50 minutes
7 females, 9 males, 8 either
(13-24 actors possible: 6-11 females, 7-16 males)
$35.00 per performance; $7.99 per book
Count Dracula seems like just another customer to bumbling real estate salesman Jonathan Harker. Well, except for his really long fangs, his lack of a reflection, his fear of garlic and crosses, and his intolerance for sunlight. But when the Count holds Jonathan captive and pursues a romantic relationship with his fiancee, believing she is his long-lost bride, well that's enough to make any man want to drive a stake through someone's heart.
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Comedy/Drama
Short, 45-55 minutes
12 females, 4 males (16-22 actors possible: 12-15 females, 4-7 males)
$40.00 per performance; $7.99 per book
A new crop of American thespians are eager to start L.A.V.A.'s Summer Drama Program in the remote English moors -- so much so that no one seems to care that the classes are only after midnight, there are wolves constantly howling in the distance, and their guide is a zombie. Not to mention that all their teachers are strangely pale and insistent that the first production of the season is "Dracula." Maybe Jenn, with the help of fellow student Katherine Helsing, can get to the bottom of what is going on behind the scenes at this lunatic drama school.
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Comedy
Short, 20-25 minutes
3 females, 3 males (6 actors possible: 0-5 females, 1-6 males)
$35.00 per performance; $7.99 per book
When three candidates are called to interview for a PR position at the North Pole, they expect to find a dream job gift-wrapped for them. But all that changes once they meet Big Red himself -- suddenly everything they thought they knew about him is proven terrifyingly wrong. Even if this revelation has sucked all the life out of the legend for them, the alternative is worse: what would happen if everyone knew? Can they help Santa maintain his jolly public image, or could this be the end of Christmas as we know it?
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Drama
Full-length, 90-100 minutes
1 male
$75.00 per performance; $8.99 per book
Sent to Castle Dracula to deliver deeds to the infamous Count, Jonathan Harker has no idea what he's getting himself into in this tour-de-force thrill ride. Once he arrives, Jonathan finds himself being held captive by the eerie and cryptic Count, discovering horrific sights behind some of the castle's closed doors. Only after he escapes is his worst fear confirmed: Count Dracula is an undead creature of the night. With the help of Van Helsing and other friends, Jonathan sets off on a mission to find and destroy the Count before he becomes more powerful than ever, risking his life to save the lives of those he loves.
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| "This is the very essence of theatre... Don't miss it." |
| --The Bethlehem Press (Pennsylvania) |
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Musical for young audiences
Full-length, 65-75 minutes
4 females, 4 males
$8.99 per book
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High school is hard enough, but four teenage descendants of famous movie monsters find the experience unbearable. Ridiculed by their peers, their only sanctuary is the library and their only friend is the school librarian. But when transfer student Ginny befriends the "monster squad," the group learns how to be happy with who they are. The only people who threaten their newfound confidence are two school bullies who trick them into running for class officers knowing they'd never win. Set to the tune of a fun, contemporary score, Ginny helps her friends turn the situation around, sending a message to even the bullies about tolerance and the value of friendship.
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Comedy
Full-length, 60-75 minutes
3 females, 1 male
$75.00 per performance; $8.99 per book
Seven miles above the streets of Manhattan, where the moon is bright and the night is fair, three vampires circle over the metropolis, seeking prey and reminiscing about their long long long past and all things vampiric.
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