HomeSchooled eScriptAvailable

HomeSchooled by Jason Pizzarello

(24)
Productions (60)
Comedy
|
30 - 35 minutes
30 Any (6-35 actors possible: 0-35 W, 0-35 M)
Set: Minimal.

When the town of Smorgasbord blows their entire budget on a Cheese Festival, they're forced to close the public school system and rely on a motley crew of parents to homeschool all the children. Realizing that none of them are remotely qualified to teach a full course load, the parents decide to divide and conquer the subjects, resulting in a lecture on eighteenth-century European society delivered by a clown, a drill sergeant baking pies in Home Economics, and a lady who's had way, way too much caffeine zooming through 200 years of US History. Read More

Read For FREE Add Script(s) To Cart Apply For Rights Add To Wish List

Pricing Information

Min. Performance Fee* $55
Standard Edition $11.99
eScript Digital Edition $17.5
Stage Manager Edition $24.99
Archival Video License $75

*The per performance fee begins at $55. Your per performance fee will be provided during the ordering process.

eScript Digital editions when purchased as a retail item cannot be printed or downloaded. They are for reading on personal computer, or tablet devices (phones, iPads, Kobo, Sony, etc.). It can viewed on up to 5 individual devices. When an escript is purchased as part of a license, please email [email protected] to receive your printable PDF.


Playscripts is pleased to offer an Archival Video License for an additional $150 for full-length plays and $75 for one-act plays.

Play Details

When the town of Smorgasbord blows their entire budget on a Cheese Festival, they're forced to close the public school system and rely on a motley crew of parents to homeschool all the children. Realizing that none of them are remotely qualified to teach a full course load, the parents decide to divide and conquer the subjects, resulting in a lecture on eighteenth-century European society delivered by a clown, a drill sergeant baking pies in Home Economics, and a lady who's had way, way too much caffeine zooming through 200 years of US History.

(A Stay-At-Home version of this play is also available.)

  • Comedy
  • |
  • 30 - 35 minutes
  • 30 Any (6-35 actors possible: 0-35 W, 0-35 M)
  • Set: Minimal.
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-62384-253-6

Production History

APR 22, 2024 - APR 26, 2024
Garden City High School
GARDEN CITY, KS United States
 Garden City High School GARDEN CITY, KS United States
APR 18, 2024 - APR 20, 2024
Medstead Central School
North Battleford, SK Canada
 Medstead Central School North Battleford, SK Canada
APR 05, 2024 - APR 05, 2024
The Potomac School
McLean, VA United States
 The Potomac School McLean, VA United States
NOV 17, 2023 - NOV 17, 2023
Marlborough High School
Marlborough, MA United States
 Marlborough High School Marlborough, MA United States
MAR 29, 2023 - MAR 29, 2023
Lewis And Clark High School
Spokane, WA United States
 Lewis And Clark High School Spokane, WA United States
NOV 09, 2022 - NOV 10, 2022
North Middle School
Colorado Springs, CO United States
 North Middle School Colorado Springs, CO United States
MAY 20, 2022 - MAY 20, 2022
Moreland Middle School
San Jose, CA United States
 Moreland Middle School San Jose, CA United States
JUN 19, 2021 - JUN 19, 2021
Bay City Players
Bay City, MI United States
 Bay City Players Bay City, MI United States
OCT 11, 2020 - OCT 11, 2020
Wheeling Park High School
Wheeling, WV United States
 Wheeling Park High School Wheeling, WV United States
MAY 30, 2020 - MAY 30, 2020
Trinity Theatre Company
San Diego, CA United States
 Trinity Theatre Company San Diego, CA United States
DEC 16, 2019 - DEC 16, 2019
Greenwood Elementary
Seattle, WA United States
 Greenwood Elementary Seattle, WA United States
NOV 22, 2019 - NOV 22, 2019
Theater In The Park
Severna Park, MD United States
 Theater In The Park Severna Park, MD United States
NOV 21, 2019 - NOV 21, 2019
Hansen High School
Hansen, ID United States
 Hansen High School Hansen, ID United States
JUN 01, 2019 - JUN 01, 2019
Cedar River Montessori School
Renton, WA United States
 Cedar River Montessori School Renton, WA United States
MAY 16, 2019 - MAY 16, 2019
NDJH Theater 2
Clearfield, UT United States
 NDJH Theater 2 Clearfield, UT United States
MAY 11, 2019 - MAY 11, 2019
Hudson High School
Hudson, MA United States
 Hudson High School Hudson, MA United States
MAY 09, 2019 - MAY 09, 2019
Liberty Middle School
Cumming, GA United States
 Liberty Middle School Cumming, GA United States
MAY 07, 2019 - MAY 07, 2019
Platteville Middle School
Platteville, WI United States
 Platteville Middle School Platteville, WI United States
MAY 01, 2019 - MAY 31, 2019
Memphis Homeschool Enrichment Co-op
Cordova, TN United States
 Memphis Homeschool Enrichment Co-op Cordova, TN United States
APR 15, 2019 - MAY 12, 2019
BAINES THEATRE
MISSOURI CITY, TX United States
 BAINES THEATRE MISSOURI CITY, TX United States
APR 12, 2019 - APR 12, 2019
Redwood Christian High School
San Lorenzo, CA United States
 Redwood Christian High School San Lorenzo, CA United States
MAR 15, 2019 - MAR 15, 2019
Woods Charter School
Chapel Hill, NC United States
 Woods Charter School Chapel Hill, NC United States
NOV 16, 2018 - NOV 18, 2018
Midland Park High School
Midland Park, NJ United States
 Midland Park High School Midland Park, NJ United States
MAY 10, 2018 - MAY 11, 2018
North Country Union High School
Newport, VT United States
 North Country Union High School Newport, VT United States
MAY 10, 2018 - MAY 10, 2018
Crittenden Middle School
Mountain View, CA United States
 Crittenden Middle School Mountain View, CA United States
MAY 02, 2018 - MAY 02, 2018
Turtleford Community School
Regina, SK Canada
 Turtleford Community School Regina, SK Canada
MAR 03, 2018 - MAR 03, 2018
Premier Performance, LLC
Chesterton, IN United States
 Premier Performance, LLC Chesterton, IN United States
FEB 22, 2018 - FEB 24, 2018
Salina Central High School
Salina, KS United States
 Salina Central High School Salina, KS United States
FEB 09, 2018 - FEB 09, 2018
FAIRMONT PUBLIC SCHOOL
London, ON Canada
 FAIRMONT PUBLIC SCHOOL London, ON Canada
JAN 19, 2018 - JAN 20, 2018
James River High School
Midlothian, VA United States
 James River High School Midlothian, VA United States
NOV 30, 2017 - NOV 30, 2017
Morris Middle School
Morris, OK United States
 Morris Middle School Morris, OK United States
NOV 22, 2017 - NOV 24, 2017
Ashford School Drama Club
Ashford, CT United States
 Ashford School Drama Club Ashford, CT United States
NOV 01, 2017 - DEC 01, 2017
Yeshiva Day School
Henderson, NV United States
 Yeshiva Day School Henderson, NV United States
JUN 10, 2017 - JUN 11, 2017
Goderich Children's Theatre Co.
Goderich, ON Canada
 Goderich Children's Theatre Co. Goderich, ON Canada
MAY 09, 2017 - MAY 09, 2017
Northview Heights
Toronto, ON Canada
 Northview Heights Toronto, ON Canada
MAR 29, 2017 - MAR 31, 2017
St. Joseph's All Grade School
St. Lawrence, NF Canada
 St. Joseph's All Grade School St. Lawrence, NF Canada
JAN 19, 2017 - JAN 19, 2017
Clayton Middle School
Salt Lake City, UT United States
 Clayton Middle School Salt Lake City, UT United States
NOV 11, 2016 - NOV 12, 2016
Denver Middle School
Denver, IA United States
 Denver Middle School Denver, IA United States
MAY 20, 2016 - MAY 20, 2016
McMillan Junior High
Wylie, TX United States
 McMillan Junior High Wylie, TX United States
APR 19, 2016 - MAY 31, 2016
Pine Forest School of the Arts
Jacksonville, FL United States
 Pine Forest School of the Arts Jacksonville, FL United States
JAN 10, 2016 - FEB 01, 2016
Arlington High School
Arlington, SD United States
 Arlington High School Arlington, SD United States
DEC 09, 2015 - DEC 09, 2015
Westerly Creek Elementary School
Denver, CO United States
 Westerly Creek Elementary School Denver, CO United States
AUG 29, 2015 - AUG 30, 2015
Studio 2 Stage Company
Millinocket, ME United States
 Studio 2 Stage Company Millinocket, ME United States
JUN 09, 2015 - JUN 09, 2015
Cascadia School
Vancouver, WA United States
 Cascadia School Vancouver, WA United States
MAY 28, 2015 - MAY 28, 2015
Alexandria Country Day School
Alexandria, VA United States
 Alexandria Country Day School Alexandria, VA United States
MAY 28, 2015 - MAY 28, 2015
The Howard School
Carpinteria, CA United States
 The Howard School Carpinteria, CA United States
MAY 20, 2015 - MAY 20, 2015
North Shore Country Day School
Winnetka, IL United States
 North Shore Country Day School Winnetka, IL United States
MAY 15, 2015 - MAY 16, 2015
Vero Beach High School
Vero Beach, FL United States
 Vero Beach High School Vero Beach, FL United States
MAY 01, 2015 - MAY 02, 2015
El Diamante High School
Visalia, CA United States
 El Diamante High School Visalia, CA United States
APR 17, 2015 - APR 25, 2015
Walter Murray Collegiate
Saskatoon, SK Canada
 Walter Murray Collegiate Saskatoon, SK Canada
JAN 29, 2015 - JAN 30, 2015
Westgate Mennonite Collegiate
Winnipeg, MB Canada
 Westgate Mennonite Collegiate Winnipeg, MB Canada
JAN 01, 2015 - JAN 31, 2015
Monticello High School
Monticell, IA United States
 Monticello High School Monticell, IA United States
NOV 22, 2014 - NOV 22, 2014
Hayes Center Schools
Hayes Center, NE United States
 Hayes Center Schools Hayes Center, NE United States
NOV 21, 2014 - NOV 22, 2014
Oakmont Regional High School
Ashburnham, MA United States
 Oakmont Regional High School Ashburnham, MA United States
NOV 20, 2014 - NOV 20, 2014
Christian Life Preparatory School
Fort Worth, TX United States
 Christian Life Preparatory School Fort Worth, TX United States
JUL 24, 2014 - JUL 26, 2014
Creative Theatre Experience
Olympia, WA United States
 Creative Theatre Experience Olympia, WA United States
MAY 20, 2014 - MAY 20, 2014
Hyman Brand Hebrew Academy
Overland Park, KS United States
 Hyman Brand Hebrew Academy Overland Park, KS United States
MAY 01, 2014 - MAY 03, 2014
Poe Middle School
Annandale, VA United States
 Poe Middle School Annandale, VA United States
APR 15, 2014 - APR 15, 2014
Belanger Memorial Drama Club
Burgeo, NF Canada
 Belanger Memorial Drama Club Burgeo, NF Canada
MAR 04, 2014 - MAR 05, 2014
Cardigan Mountain School
Canaan, NH United States
 Cardigan Mountain School Canaan, NH United States
APR 22, 2024 - APR 26, 2024
Garden City High School
GARDEN CITY, KS United States
 Garden City High School GARDEN CITY, KS United States
APR 18, 2024 - APR 20, 2024
Medstead Central School
North Battleford, SK Canada
 Medstead Central School North Battleford, SK Canada
No professional productions.

Archival Video License

Playscripts is pleased to offer an Archival Video License to add to your order for an additional $150 for full-length plays and $75 for one-act plays.

This allows you to record one of your live performances for your internal archives only. This cannot be streamed.

For more information, please reach out to [email protected]

eScript Details

eScript Digital Editions cannot be printed or downloaded. They are for reading on personal computer or tablet devices (phones, iPads, Kobo, Sony, etc.) It can viewed on up to 5 individual devices.

You do not need to download any additional program to view your eScript. They will become available in your account on Playscripts.com after payment has been made. For more information on eScripts, please visit our Help page.

Similar Plays / Customers Also Purchased

Alice in Wonderland

adapted by Jason Pizzarello

The Importance of Being Earnest (in 30 minutes)

adapted by Jason Pizzarello

The Worstest Play Ever Wrote

by Jason Pizzarello

How to Get Away with a Murder Mystery

by Don Zolidis

Snow White

by Marjorie Sokoloff

Sleeping Beauty

by Stacey Lane

The Identity Project

by Brent Holland

Fast Food

by Tracy Wells

The Things She Held

by Martha Epstein

Whooo Are Youuu?

by Michael Bigelow Dixon

Bethel Park Falls

by Jason Pizzarello

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Fifth Period

by Jason Pizzarello

In Case of Fish

by Jason Pizzarello

Goldilocks on Trial

by Ed Monk

Miss Electricity

by Kathryn Walat

The Velveteen Rabbit

adapted by Elise Kauzlaric