SEX a.k.a. Wieners and Boobs

SEX a.k.a. Wieners and Boobs by Joe Lo Truglio, Michael Showalter, David Wain

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Productions (53)
Comedy
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60 - 75 minutes
2 W, 6 M, 1 Any (8-11 actors possible: 2-4 W, 5-7 M)
Content Notes: Adult language and content
Set: Three chairs and a small table; projection screen and slide projector suggested

Jack Greenberg is the new sheriff of Teaneck, New Jersey. Unfortunately, the corrupt town is run by Tad Theaterman, a crime boss armed with henchmen and a legion of hookers and gigolos. The Mayor and townsfolk fear Tad, but love the money the sinful brothels bring in! When Jack meets Hillary, a recent divorcee, it's love at first sight, but there's a showdown that's closin' in on our hero! Will Jack save Teaneck, get the girl, and defeat Tad? Or will the wieners and boobs prevail?!

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Jack Greenberg is the new sheriff of Teaneck, New Jersey. Unfortunately, the corrupt town is run by Tad Theaterman, a crime boss armed with henchmen and a legion of hookers and gigolos. The Mayor and townsfolk fear Tad, but love the money the sinful brothels bring in! When Jack meets Hillary, a recent divorcee, it's love at first sight, but there's a showdown that's closin' in on our hero! Will Jack save Teaneck, get the girl, and defeat Tad? Or will the wieners and boobs prevail?!

  • Comedy
  • |
  • 60 - 75 minutes
  • 2 W, 6 M, 1 Any (8-11 actors possible: 2-4 W, 5-7 M)
  • Content Notes: Adult language and content
  • Set: Three chairs and a small table; projection screen and slide projector suggested

Published Reviews

"SEX a.k.a. Wieners and Boobs...is utterly ridiculous, completely stupid and thoroughly absurd. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time."

John Staton, Wilmington Star-News

"BEST OF 2003: This outrageous, ridiculous piece of silliness produced by comedy troupe The Other Side was so funny that I'm afraid I may never laugh so hard again... Sex proved that youthful enthusiasm, a hilarious script and intelligence in the service of the absurd can make an artistic risk pay off."

John Staton, Wilmington Star-News

Production History

APR 15, 2024 - APR 19, 2024
Gadabout Theater Company
Nashville, TN United States
 Gadabout Theater Company Nashville, TN United States
OCT 15, 2020 - OCT 21, 2020
ColdTowne Theater
Austin, TX United States
 ColdTowne Theater Austin, TX United States
SEP 21, 2018 - OCT 06, 2018
Arcade Comedy Theater
Pittsburgh, PA United States
 Arcade Comedy Theater Pittsburgh, PA United States
JUL 13, 2018 - JUL 15, 2018
The 5 & Dime, A Theatre Company
Jacksonville, FL United States
 The 5 & Dime, A Theatre Company Jacksonville, FL United States
MAY 25, 2018 - JUN 09, 2018
Linkville Players
Klamath Falls, OR United States
 Linkville Players Klamath Falls, OR United States
MAR 30, 2017 - APR 01, 2017
PianoFight
San Francisco, CA United States
 PianoFight San Francisco, CA United States
SEP 01, 2016 - OCT 01, 2016
New Millennium Theatre Company
Chicago, IL United States
 New Millennium Theatre Company Chicago, IL United States
JUL 15, 2016 - JUL 27, 2016
Joey Richter
Chicago, IL United States
 Joey Richter Chicago, IL United States
JUN 19, 2015 - JUN 27, 2015
Empty Space Productions
Bakersfield, CA United States
 Empty Space Productions Bakersfield, CA United States
JUL 30, 2014 - AUG 02, 2014
Starkid Productions
Chicago, IL United States
 Starkid Productions Chicago, IL United States
JUL 01, 2014 - JUL 02, 2014
Management Productions
Riverhead, NY United States
 Management Productions Riverhead, NY United States
MAY 31, 2014 - MAY 31, 2014
Independent Producer
Hollywood, CA United States
 Independent Producer Hollywood, CA United States
MAY 17, 2014 - MAY 17, 2014
Independent Producer
Hollywood, CA United States
 Independent Producer Hollywood, CA United States
MAR 13, 2014 - MAR 30, 2014
Pineapple-Shaped Lamps
Wilmington, NC United States
 Pineapple-Shaped Lamps Wilmington, NC United States
FEB 27, 2014 - MAR 22, 2014
Dad's Garage Theatre
Atlanta, GA United States
 Dad's Garage Theatre Atlanta, GA United States
MAY 02, 2013 - JUN 08, 2013
Chemically Imbalanced Comedy
Chicago, IL United States
 Chemically Imbalanced Comedy Chicago, IL United States
JUN 28, 2012 - JUN 28, 2012
PortFringe Festival
Cape Elizabeth, ME United States
 PortFringe Festival Cape Elizabeth, ME United States
JUN 09, 2012 - JUN 22, 2012
Precision? Theatre Company
Los Angeles, CA United States
 Precision? Theatre Company Los Angeles, CA United States
NOV 30, 2011 - NOV 30, 2011
Colorado State University
Fort Collins, CO United States
 Colorado State University Fort Collins, CO United States
DEC 15, 2010 - DEC 25, 2010
Welsh/Garcia Productions
Garden City, ID United States
 Welsh/Garcia Productions Garden City, ID United States
APR 24, 2010 - APR 24, 2010
Onstage
Boulder, CO United States
 Onstage Boulder, CO United States
FEB 05, 2010 - FEB 05, 2010
Look At How Manly We All Are Productions
Pittsburgh, PA United States
 Look At How Manly We All Are Productions Pittsburgh, PA United States
JAN 22, 2010 - JAN 30, 2010
Look At How Manly We All Are Productions
Pittsburgh, PA United States
 Look At How Manly We All Are Productions Pittsburgh, PA United States
DEC 09, 2009 - DEC 19, 2009
Alley Repertory Theater
Garden City, ID United States
 Alley Repertory Theater Garden City, ID United States
NOV 06, 2009 - NOV 14, 2009
College Avenue Players
New Brunswick, NJ United States
 College Avenue Players New Brunswick, NJ United States
SEP 12, 2008 - SEP 13, 2008
CardTable Productions LLC
Lawrence, KS United States
 CardTable Productions LLC Lawrence, KS United States
AUG 15, 2008 - AUG 16, 2008
Card Table Productions LLC
Lawrence, KS United States
 Card Table Productions LLC Lawrence, KS United States
FEB 22, 2008 - MAR 22, 2008
The Garage Theatre
Long Beach, CA United States
 The Garage Theatre Long Beach, CA United States
JUN 02, 2007 - JUN 09, 2007
Scatter!Nation
Houston, TX United States
 Scatter!Nation Houston, TX United States
APR 13, 2007 - APR 14, 2007
Buttered Niblets
Baltimore, MD United States
 Buttered Niblets Baltimore, MD United States
APR 12, 2007 - APR 15, 2007
Attack Attack
Montreal, QC Canada
 Attack Attack Montreal, QC Canada
MAR 01, 2007 - MAR 04, 2007
MSU Players
Montclair, NJ United States
 MSU Players Montclair, NJ United States
NOV 04, 2006 - NOV 05, 2006
Illinois Wesleyan University (Phonix Theatre)
Bloomington, IL United States
 Illinois Wesleyan University (Phonix Theatre) Bloomington, IL United States
APR 10, 2006 - APR 10, 2006
University Of Central Florida Theatre
Orlando, FL United States
 University Of Central Florida Theatre Orlando, FL United States
FEB 25, 2006 - APR 01, 2006
Maverick Theater
Fullerton, CA United States
 Maverick Theater Fullerton, CA United States
FEB 24, 2006 - FEB 25, 2006
No Refund Theatre / Penn State University
University Park, PA United States
 No Refund Theatre / Penn State University University Park, PA United States
NOV 20, 2005 - DEC 18, 2005
Wilhelm Screamers
Hollywood, CA United States
 Wilhelm Screamers Hollywood, CA United States
APR 21, 2005 - APR 23, 2005
Student Theatre Association - Florida State Univ. School Of Theatre
Tallahassee, FL United States
 Student Theatre Association - Florida State Univ. School Of Theatre Tallahassee, FL United States
MAR 25, 2005 - APR 03, 2005
Theater Unlimited
North Hollywood, CA United States
 Theater Unlimited North Hollywood, CA United States
NOV 12, 2004 - NOV 20, 2004
College Avenue Players
New Brunswick, NJ United States
 College Avenue Players New Brunswick, NJ United States
NOV 04, 2004 - NOV 05, 2004
Emerson College
Boston, MA United States
 Emerson College Boston, MA United States
APR 30, 2004 - APR 30, 2004
Arellano Theater/Johns Hopkins University/Buttered Niblets Improv Comedy Troupe
Baltimore, MD United States
 Arellano Theater/Johns Hopkins University/Buttered Niblets Improv Comedy Troupe Baltimore, MD United States
APR 08, 2004 - APR 08, 2004
IC Players
Ithaca, NY United States
 IC Players Ithaca, NY United States
FEB 27, 2004 - FEB 29, 2004
4th Wall
Hamden, CT United States
 4th Wall Hamden, CT United States
FEB 06, 2004 - FEB 08, 2004
FrogStock Productions
New York, NY United States
 FrogStock Productions New York, NY United States
DEC 12, 2003 - DEC 13, 2003
WPI Student Comedy Productions
Worcester, MA United States
 WPI Student Comedy Productions Worcester, MA United States
DEC 12, 2003 - DEC 12, 2003
WPI Student Comedy Productions
Worcester, MA United States
 WPI Student Comedy Productions Worcester, MA United States
AUG 08, 2003 - AUG 17, 2003
The Other Side, Inc.
Wilmington, NC United States
 The Other Side, Inc. Wilmington, NC United States
JUL 11, 2003 - JUL 11, 2003
Cleveland Black Box Theater
Hudson, OH United States
 Cleveland Black Box Theater Hudson, OH United States
JAN 01, 1998 - DEC 31, 1998
HERE Arts Center
New York, NY United States
 HERE Arts Center New York, NY United States
JAN 01, 1970 - JAN 01, 1970
Complex Theater
Los Angeles, CA United States
 Complex Theater Los Angeles, CA United States
JAN 01, 1970 - JAN 01, 1970
Tamarind Theater
Los Angeles, CA United States
 Tamarind Theater Los Angeles, CA United States
JAN 01, 1970 - JAN 01, 1970
Fez
New York, NY United States
 Fez New York, NY United States
No upcoming productions.
SEP 01, 2016 - OCT 01, 2016
New Millennium Theatre Company
Chicago, IL United States
 New Millennium Theatre Company Chicago, IL United States
FEB 27, 2014 - MAR 22, 2014
Dad's Garage Theatre
Atlanta, GA United States
 Dad's Garage Theatre Atlanta, GA United States
FEB 05, 2010 - FEB 05, 2010
Look At How Manly We All Are Productions
Pittsburgh, PA United States
 Look At How Manly We All Are Productions Pittsburgh, PA United States
JAN 22, 2010 - JAN 30, 2010
Look At How Manly We All Are Productions
Pittsburgh, PA United States
 Look At How Manly We All Are Productions Pittsburgh, PA United States

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