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Jason Pizzarello
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Jason Pizzarello recently developed his play When I Had Three Sisters in the Soho Rep Writer/Director Lab. Some of his full-length plays include: Once There Was a Boy, (produced by the Fordham Alumni Theatre Company; Semi-finalist, Princess Grace Award; Semi-finalist, O'Neill Playwrights Conference); InsideOut, (produced at HERE Arts Center, NYC; nominated for an Innovative Theatre Award); and Saving the Greeks: One Tragedy at a Time, (produced by Push Productions at the 14th Street Y Theater, NYC).

His short comedies Up For Review and Pelican For Hire have been selected by the Actors Theatre of Louisville as Heideman Award finalists in the National Ten-Minute Play Contest. Twelve of his plays are published by Playscripts, Inc. and have been produced in all 50 states as well as in Australia, Austria, Brazil, Canada, Germany, India, Japan, Syria, Thailand, the UK, and United Arab Emirates.

Mr. Pizzarello is a graduate of Fordham University's Playwriting Program. He lives with his wife in Queens, New York. Read more at www.jasonpizzarello.com

Plays by this author
  • Actor's Choice: Scenes for Teens
  • Alice in Wonderland
  • All I Really Need to Know I Learned From Being a Zombie
  • Around the World in 8 Plays
  • Found Upside Down
  • A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Fifth Period
  • Good Cop Bad Cop
  • It's a Wonderful Neverland
  • Mother Goosed
  • Random Acts of Comedy: 15 Hit One-Act Plays for Student Actors
  • Saving the Greeks: One Tragedy at a Time (full-length)
  • Saving the Greeks: One Tragedy at a Time (one-act)
  • To Date or Not To Date
  • The Very UnMerry Adventures of Robin Hood
  • The Worstest Play Ever Wrote
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    Actor's Choice: Scenes for Teens
    by Liz Duffy Adams, Janet Allard, Yuri Baranovsky, et al.
    Edited by Jason Pizzarello
    With "Tips for Student Actors" by director Jon Jory
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    $14.95 per book

    Looking for the perfect scene? Actor's Choice: Scenes for Teens is just what you need. From hilarious comedy to cutting-edge drama, this collection offers 40 exciting 2-person scenes with plenty of fascinating characters for young actors. Unlike other scene books, the source of every scene is easily accessible -- each play is available through one website (www.playscripts.com), where you can read nearly the entire published script online for free. From classwork to competitions to auditions, this book has you covered!

    Also in this series:
    Actor's Choice: Monologues for Teens
    Actor's Choice: Monologues for Women
    Actor's Choice: Monologues for Men
    "Actor's Choice: Scenes for Teens" by Liz Duffy Adams, Janet Allard, Yuri Baranovsky, Courtney Baron, Burgess Clark, Melissa Cooper, Douglas Craven, Anton Dudley, Liz Flahive, Jacqueline Goldfinger, Patrick Greene, Alan Haehnel, Naomi Iizuka, Jon Jory, Mark D. Kaufmann, Tim Kochenderfer, Eric Lane, David Lindsay-Abaire, Wendy MacLeod, Melanie Marnich, Carl Martin, Timothy Mason, Ian McWethy, Winter Miller, Ed Monk, Allison Moore, Itamar Moses, Shawn Northrip, Dan O'Brien, Ryan
    Reviews
    "The acting bug doesn't care what age you are. Actor's Choice: Scenes for Teens is a collection of simple yet fun scenes aimed at younger teen actors who want to embrace drama as a hobby or even a potential career. Designed for two actors with themes and times easily doable for any would be teen thespian, Actor's Choice: Scenes for Teens is a resource no drama teacher should miss."
    --The Midwest Book Review


    Alice in Wonderland adapted by Jason Pizzarello
    from the stories of Lewis Carroll
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    Drama/Comedy
    Short, 30-40 minutes
    9 females, 9 males, 12 either
    (11-38 actors possible: 5-32 females, 6-33 males)
    $40.00 per performance; $7.99 per book

    After Alice tumbles down a mysterious rabbit hole, she finds herself in a strange land where everyone is raving mad. With the help of a Cheshire Cat, an astute Caterpillar, and a righteous Humpty Dumpty, Alice must find her way home and discover who she really is. A darker, more faithful version of Lewis Carroll's classic tale that reimagines the experience of Wonderland, and ends with an unexpected new twist.
    "Alice in Wonderland" by Jason Pizzarello. The World Premiere of Alice in Wonderland, Sullivan South High School Theatre Arts, Kingsport, Tennessee (2008).


    All I Really Need to Know I Learned From Being a Zombie
    by Jason Pizzarello
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    Coming Soon

    $40.00 per performance;
    Books are not yet available for this title. Click here for more details.
    Reviews
    "It's like Waiting for Godot. But for kids. With zombies."
    --Jaime Lutz, The Brooklyn Paper (New York)


    Around the World in 8 Plays
    by Patrick Greene and Jason Pizzarello
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    Comedy
    Full-length, 75-90 minutes
    10 females, 10 males, 10 either
    (10-80 actors possible: 3-40 females, 3-40 males)
    $75.00 per performance; $8.99 per book

    Travel around the world and explore forgotten myths and unusual legends in eight fast-paced and hilarious tales! Guided by a band of roaming gypsies, the audience is transported from the ancient Far East, where a hero must kill a giant centipede to save a dragon king, to the Russian countryside, where a poor orphan must defeat three witches who stole his grandfather's eyes. Always quirky, and sometimes bizarre, these eight tales are filled with magic, mystery, and morals.
    "Around the World in 8 Plays" by Patrick Greene and Jason Pizzarello. Around the World in 8 Plays, Ridley College, Ontario, Canada (2010).


    Found Upside Down by Jason Pizzarello   More Info Add to Cart
    Comedy
    Short, 30-35 minutes
    5 females, 8 males, 4 either (9-17 actors possible: 5-9 females, 4-12 males)
    $35.00 per performance; $7.99 per book

    What happens when the world is suddenly turned upside down? Literally. Alex must band together an unlikely crew of survivors -- including her fainting best friend, an 80-year-old paper girl, and a mad scientist -- to find a way back home where things were normal. Kind of. A goofy adventure through what-if worlds, where sometimes you have to make the best of what life dishes out.


    A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Fifth Period
    by Jason Pizzarello
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    Comedy
    Short, 25-30 minutes
    5 females, 5 males, 10 either
    (14-40 actors possible: 4-36 females, 4-36 males)
    $40.00 per performance; $7.99 per book

    To win his freedom from school bully Bugs, smart aleck Tommy offers to help him get a date to the prom with popular actress Stephanie Mezaluna. But the only way to get her attention is to convince her that Bugs is a famous actor in hiding, and as one cover-up leads to another, it's not long before a jock, Steve, is parading as Bug's slick New York agent, and Tommy is stuck trying to get Steve's sister a date to the prom. Of course, prom tickets are only on sale until fifth period -- so Tommy has to act fast and try to control the chaos in this wild high school hallway farce.
    "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Fifth Period" by Jason Pizzarello. Karyli de la Garza, Austin Imboden, and Anna Dodds in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Fifth Period, Gonzales Jr. High School, Gonzales, Texas (2012)


    Good Cop Bad Cop by Ian McWethy and Jason Pizzarello   More Info Add to Cart
    Comedy
    Short, 25-35 minutes
    5 females, 5 males, 5 either (5-17 actors possible: 0-17 females, 0-17 males)
    $40.00 per performance; $7.99 per book

    A catastrophic street sign switcheroo has two rookie detectives grilling a motley crew of suspects and witnesses. Everyone from the high school mascot to a guy who may be Super Mario is pumped for information...and while these suspicious characters are combative, ridiculous, and downright incompetent, none of them seems guilty. With the clock ticking and their jobs on the line, can this good cop and bad cop collar a suspect before it's too late?


    It's a Wonderful Neverland
    by Patrick Greene and Jason Pizzarello
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    Comedy
    Short, 30-35 minutes
    4 females, 4 males, 12 either (8-25 actors possible: 3-22 females, 3-22 males)
    $40.00 per performance; $7.99 per book

    Neverland is turned on its head in this clever blend of It's a Wonderful Life and J.M. Barrie's classic tale. When the Lost Boys go missing, Peter Pan wishes he never came to Neverland. Unfortunately, his wish is granted by Tinkerbell's unkempt fairy cousin, Stinkerbell, and Peter is given a glimpse of what the world would be like without him. Seeing the Lost Boys now employed by Captain Hook (now known as Captain Two Hands), the obnoxious Darling children, and a Tinkerbell who's lost her wits, Peter finally realizes the importance of his existence -- and how it really is a wonderful Neverland.


    Mother Goosed by Jason Pizzarello   More Info Add to Cart
    Comedy
    Short, 25-35 minutes
    6 females, 8 males, 6 either
    (10-30 actors possible: 5-25 females, 5-25 males)
    $40.00 per performance; $7.99 per book

    Something unprecedented is happening in Fairytale Land -- all the nursery rhyme characters are revolting against their own stories. Humpty Dumpty refuses to fall off the wall, Little Miss Muffet strikes back at the spider, and Peter Piper finally loses his peppers. Fortunately, the local news crew is live on the scene -- but Frank the anchor has jumped ship, and Mother Goose is keeping suspiciously silent...
    "Mother Goosed" by Jason Pizzarello. Mother Goosed, Leyton High School, Dalton, Nebraska (2008).


    Random Acts of Comedy: 15 Hit One-Act Plays for Student Actors
    by Peter Bloedel, Julia Brownell, Christa Crewdson, Alan Haehnel, et al.
    Edited by Jason Pizzarello
    Foreword by Saturday Night Live writer Bryan Tucker
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    $19.95 per book

    NOTE: This book contains 15 plays. To perform any of the plays, each must be licensed separately.

    Home of the most popular one-act plays for student actors, Playscripts, Inc. presents 15 of their very best short comedies. From a blind dating debacle to a silly Shakespeare spoof, from a fairy tale farce to a self-hating satire, this anthology contains hilarious large-cast plays that have delighted thousands of audiences around the world.

    To purchase this book of 15 plays, click "Order this play" above. To perform an individual play, click on its title below:

  • The Audition by Don Zolidis
  • Law & Order: Fairy Tale Unit by Jonathan Rand
  • 13 Ways to Screw Up Your College Interview by Ian McWethy
  • Darcy's Cinematic Life by Christa Crewdson
  • The Whole Shebang by Rich Orloff
  • A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Fifth Period by Jason Pizzarello
  • Small World by Tracey Scott Wilson
  • The Absolute Most Cliched Elevator Play in the History of the Entire Universe by Werner Trieschmann
  • The Seussification of Romeo and Juliet by Peter Bloedel
  • Show and Spell by Julia Brownell
  • Cut by Ed Monk
  • Check Please by Jonathan Rand
  • Aliens vs. Cheerleaders by Qui Nguyen
  • The Brothers Grimm Spectaculathon (one-act) by Don Zolidis
  • 15 Reasons Not To Be in a Play by Alan Haehnel
  • "Random Acts of Comedy: 15 Hit One-Act Plays for Student Actors" by Peter Bloedel, Julia Brownell, Christa Crewdson, Alan Haehnel, Ian McWethy, Ed Monk, Qui Nguyen, Rich Orloff, Jason Pizzarello, Jonathan Rand, Werner Trieschmann, Tracey Scott Wilson and Don Zolidis.
    Reviews
    "Comedy is easy to pick up, yet hard to master. Random Acts of Comedy is a collection of assorted plays that range in many types of humor from outright parody to twisting of classics to meta humor on the art of theatre. For anyone seeking to teach their students the art of humor, [this] is quite the excellent source for inspiration."
    --Midwest Book Review


    Saving the Greeks: One Tragedy at a Time (full-length)
    by Jason Pizzarello
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    Comedy
    Full-length, 75-90 minutes
    6 females, 8 males (12-26 actors possible: 5-10 females, 7-14 males)
    $75.00 per performance; $8.99 per book

    In an ambitious plan to bring peace to Ancient Greece, Dialysis and Peon create Betterland, a city where once-doomed tragic characters can start a better life. But this new society of refugees must face enemies and Gods who don't tolerate free will or utopian ideals. Weaving together the stories of Ancient Greek characters from Oedipus to Hercules, this hilarious reinvention of the classics asks the question, "Is it possible to escape your own fate?" (A one-act version of this play is also available.)
    "Saving the Greeks: One Tragedy at a Time (full-length)" by Jason Pizzarello. Saving the Greeks: One Tragedy at a Time, 14th Street Y Theatre, Push Productions, New York City (2005). Photo: Joseph E. Reid
    Reviews
    "A thoroughly enjoyable script filled with droll witticisms, amusing one-liners, and groaning wordplay... a breezy comedy full of laugh-out-loud merriment that pays homage to the melodramatic absurdity that is Greek tragedy."
    --Sean Michael O'Donnell, OffOffOnline


    Saving the Greeks: One Tragedy at a Time (one-act)
    by Jason Pizzarello
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    Comedy
    Short, 40-45 minutes
    6 females, 8 males (12-22 actors possible: 5-9 females, 7-12 males)
    $35.00 per performance; $7.99 per book

    In an ambitious plan to bring peace to Ancient Greece, Dialysis and Peon create Betterland, a city where once-doomed tragic characters can start a better life. But this new society of refugees must face enemies and Gods who don't tolerate free will or utopian ideals. Weaving together the stories of Ancient Greek characters from Oedipus to Hercules, this hilarious reinvention of the classics asks the question, "Is it possible to escape your own fate?" (A full-length version of this play is also available.)
    "Saving the Greeks: One Tragedy at a Time (one-act)" by Jason Pizzarello. Saving the Greeks: One Tragedy at a Time, 14th Street Y Theatre, Push Productions, New York City (2005). Photo: Joseph E. Reid
    Reviews
    "A thoroughly enjoyable script filled with droll witticisms, amusing one-liners, and groaning wordplay... a breezy comedy full of laugh-out-loud merriment that pays homage to the melodramatic absurdity that is Greek tragedy."
    --Sean Michael O'Donnell, OffOffOnline


    To Date or Not To Date
    by Jason Pizzarello and Maria Pizzarello
      More Info Add to Cart
    Comedy
    Short, 25-35 minutes
    6 females, 4 males, 1 either (6-18 actors possible: 4-12 females, 2-7 males)
    $40.00 per performance; $7.99 per book

    Shakespearean worlds collide as the Bard's most famous characters go out on blind dates with each other. Can Romeo woo Lady Macbeth before she goes mad? Will Juliet marry King Lear or will her Nurse stand in the way? How will Joan of Arc inspire Hamlet to finally take action? Can Bottom really date all three witches at the same time? Hosted by waiter Puck, To Date or Not to Date is a wild ride of unlikely matchups and unexpected romances.


    The Very UnMerry Adventures of Robin Hood
    by Patrick Greene and Jason Pizzarello
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    Comedy
    Short, 30-40 minutes
    7 females, 8 males, 10 either
    (10-30 actors possible: 4-25 females, 5-25 males)
    $40.00 per performance; $7.99 per book

    Sherwood Forest is in danger of being destroyed and it's up to Robin and his band of dimwitted Merry Men to save the day. When the Sheriff challenges them to a contest to determine the forest's rightful owner, their skills are put to the test. Unfortunately, archery is only the first round. Robin and his men will also have to win a talent show and a beauty pageant. Will this be the end of Sherwood? Most likely.
    "The Very UnMerry Adventures of Robin Hood" by Patrick Greene and Jason Pizzarello. The World Premiere of The Very UnMerry Adventures of Robin Hood, Shawnee Middle School, Shawnee, Oklahoma (2008).


    The Worstest Play Ever Wrote by Jason Pizzarello   More Info Add to Cart
    Comedy
    Short, 30-35 minutes
    2 females, 2 males, 26 either
    (10-30 actors possible: 2-28 females, 2-28 males)
    $35.00 per performance; $7.99 per book

    What do you get when you combine an after school special, a penguin heist, accent-challenged knights, puppet-show Shakespeare, and a vampire murder mystery? One playwright thinks these could be the ingredients for his magnum opus, but it could be the recipe for the worst play ever written in the history of the world...and possibly the universe. With Stage Directions and Scene Heading as our narrators and flashy Flashback giving backstory, nothing on earth could possibly outdo this hilariously awful night of theater.
    "The Worstest Play Ever Wrote" by Jason Pizzarello. The World Premiere of The Worstest Play Ever Wrote, Batesville High School, Batesville, Indiana (2010).
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